Wednesday, January 28, 2009

LOL Yet Another Puzzle

Ok, instead of answering a gazillion emails fromw work, here is the nutshell of this bullshit, short & sweet. Will go into further details if I feel like it at another time.......

Seems that this here little lady Sandy had a tiff with our beloved PoppaC and so blah blah blah, no likey no more between these two, whatever.

Next, it seems that my good friend Panther was advised from another young lady named Missy that Sandy had whispered in her ear that Panther had told her that I wanted her phone number (Sandy's, are ya keeping up with this shit???) and that I so wanted to speak with her............about what, who knows, never got that far.

You with me so far???

Ok, well as you can imagine, nope, never asked for this Sandy's number nor did Panther ever tell her as much. I never knew this Sandy until 48 hours ago let alone having any will or desire to speak with her..............

When Panther naturally ASKED Sandy WTF, Sandy in turn swears up and down she never told Missy or PoppaC for that matter, anything of the sort, and once again, this is all bullshit blah blah blah........

LMAO pathetic enough for you yet???? How far back am I taking you cats, 4th grade? 3rd grade? What? it's been so fuckin long since I have had to deal with juvenile shit at this level that I forgot at what grade this is supposed to fade out of one's life.........

SOOOOOOOOOO, ladies and gentleman the moral of the story is, as usual, some people just can't keep my name off their tongue. Involved, not involved, it makes no difference. Somehow EA always worms her way in there now doesnt she?!?!?!? LOL

Seriously heffas, come on now, simma down already. Get a hobby, do something with ya lives for the love of Moses. Exactly how much do ya love me that ya feel the need to consistently include me in your little tea parties???? Psssst..........here's a hint, there's no actual TEA in the kettle ladies, it's all make believe. I swear, and if you don't believe me go ahead and take a bite outta that fake "biscuit"...............yummy? Oh wait, wait, wait DELICIOUS????

Oh and yeah, if you didn't like your name being used in MY blog, tough shit. As I have always said, keep my name out your damn mouths and I will do the same in turn. You wanna whisper my name amongst this bullshit, too fuckin bad if you don't like "being involved".

Guess what? Neither do J like being involved, but hell, can't avoid it at any cost now can I? LOL Fuckin clowns..........

Peace out heffas
EA