Friday, July 31, 2009

BB11: Episode 10 - Eviction

By a Vote of 7 to 1, Casey, you have been eliminated from the Big Brother house.....

Ok, ok, wasn't thrilled at ALL by this week's eviction. Not that I wanted to see little Jordie go either granted, but I really wanted to see more of Casey, so it was a bummer for me tonight.......and to watch that little mutha's face, Weasel aka Ronnie's, that smug little fukkin' face of his when he watched Casey take the nomination seat, oh I could just punch him in that Cabbage Patch mug of his.....friggin ugly little bitch, what milligram of medication is that poor wife of his ON that she can stomach that bastard? It's those damned "cat ate the canary" smug faces he makes that really just makes me wish I could reach through my screen....

So, off the bat we get the laughter inducing DR outta Casey right after he's nominated, where he esclaims with a truly shocked and hilarious face "You know, I looked around, and I didn't see any outrage! We had a......didn't we have a plan......didn't we have a plan?!?!?! Teflon Ron strikes again!". Oh that was priceless you guys, his sheer WTF moment was too damn funny......

Ronnie's DR of "Ronnie lives again in the Big Brother house for 1 more week SUCKAS!" wasn't laughter inducing, just vomit inducing. Weasel really makes me ill......

When Jeff was speaking with Casey in the BY, he made an excellent point of "Ok dude, it's 1 thing to put you up, but what was that zinger all about? Don't hide behind a pair of sunglasses man, look 'em in the eye if you're gonna say something like that". I had to agree with this one, cause while I am surprising mainly myself with the admire I have for Jessie this time around, as I mentioned in my last blog, that zinger bothered me too. Not so much for it's content, but for what it could MEAN for Jessie if he slips back into his old skin from BB10..........he really needs to be careful if his new and improved model is gonna hold up

Ok, now, can we PLEASE DISCUSS that little montage of Lydia watching Jessie sleep?!?!??! HELLO!!!! Anybody else feel like they were watching the unreleased sequel to Fatal Attraction?!??!?! Holy Fuck Ms. Boop, cue the Psycho shower scene music please! WTF was THAT all about?!?!? Her DR made it even creeper with her stating "Because he's asleep he's in a vulnerable state. I really hope Jessie never makes me mad cause I can pretty much do whatever I wanted. Maybe while he's sleeping, I could get revenge. There's a few things I could do, just have to get creative". Seriously woman...............holy shit

Casey's little talk with Kevin was a smart move. He pointed out to Kevin that because he's on the block, he now has a full license to go after Jessie FOR other people without them having to get their hands dirty.......nice little thing to point out there Casey, it was a good move. It did shit for ya in the end Lord knows, but it was still an intelligent remark to have made nonetheless......

Ok, so here's a time where mama gets to flip the script. You all remember my FIRST blog of the season ye? I state who I like, who I don't like, and I remind all of you that I will change my mind so wait for it.............and tada, here's yet another reversal for me. I LIKE Jeff & Jordan, there I said it.

I can't help it.......I could not stand these 2 episode one, their remarks alone are still hard for me to shake off so that's the fence I am riding on a personal level. However, I'm sorry, no one can deny the absolutely adorable connection these 2 have and what a nice way to see it unfold for a change as far as "ShowMances" go. It's not seedy, not purely sexual, it's off the fukkin' charts adorable.........uuuggghhh it drives me mad that my mind has changed on these 2 but it has and I no longer loathe them nor have them on the top of my list for bouncin'......I also like they way these 2 are playing the game so far. It's not over the top decit, manipulation and bullshit that we get to see from far too many of the HG's, it's more on the level, and as long as their target WASN'T Jessie, I wouldn't mind the control shifting at ALL so they can get Weasel out......

When we see Julie address Ron about how he must be surprised to be safe, here comes that fukkin smug look of his again. Seriously, get this ugly shit off my screen, please, just forced down my dinner......

LOVED Jessie's SMART reply to Julie that he wasn't going to choose between the two ladies of which he prefers, Ms. Boop or Closet Lesbian. Although the little remark about them BOTH being platonic certainly rolled some eyes yes?

He's so damn likeable this season, damn, what the fukk happened?!?!? LOL I still cannot shake my amazement to be rooting for the kid......

Ok, now onto Casey's speech before the votes, and it went something like this:

"I wanna thank Big Brother for choosing me to participate this summer, it's an honor. I also wanna apologize, cause it feels like to my family at least, I let them down by being in the position I'm in. I'm in this position because 2 houseguests stabbed me in the back. Ronnie, the manipulative dorkapodomus (LMAO!) w/ the God complex. Jessie, the self absorbed, smedium wearing (LMAO, sorry that made me laugh too cause my best friend Donny uses that very word to describe guys that wear tight shirts and it made me immediately think of him) ego maniac with a personality & IQ of ironically enuff, a banana. Both these guys stabbed me in the back & they'll do the same to the rest of ya'll alright? Know that, they will do that to you. (Looking at Ronnie) it;s funny you talk about actions man cause after what you did to me......you have a choice. Go into the Diary Room, you can do what they tell you to do and vote me out & continue to be mindless sheep herded down towards your OWN evictions, or you can use the anonimity of the Diary Room & vote to keep me here to fight the good fight. I done nothing to any of you, it's these guys that want me out. Have your own mind. I appreciate it, mingle mix (???) HOLLA"

Ok, THAT was a good speech, even though I didn't agree with 1/2 of it. As I stated previously in a blog, it WAS Casey that drew first blood w/ Jessie, oh hoe HE easily forgets. It was Casey that betrayed JESSIE whhen he cast the rogue vote to evict. But that's of no concern now is it? What I loved loved loved was Jessie's calm approach to the entire speech, didn't so much as bat an eye, and the OLD Jessie would have been all over that cat............

Jessi STILL kept an incredibly calm demeanor when Casey got up for the goodbyes and went on to state it was just a game. Casey of course reiterated with a parting blow of "Your word is mud man, period, period. You know, you shake hands with somebody, you look them in the eye......" to with Natalie jumps in with "You stabbed him in the back first Casey". I HATE to EVER agree with anything that comes outta this heffa's mouth, but she had a valid point. I just wish it had been Jessie to have made it, cause again, it will not bode well FOR him to have Natalie be his mouthpiece yet again. Casey's reply of "what are you his pitbull?? Ain't nobody talkin' to you man, go make Jessie a sandwich" was friggin priceless though! LMAO

And may I add, it was little, it was of no major significance, but Casey DID shake Ron's hand on the way out and included a "Good luck to you brother". Nice touch

We get the goodbye messages next and (GAG) here we see Ronnie's "Wow Casey, looks like the MANIOULATOR got you again (shit eatin' 'I know you did you little son of a bitch' grin outta Casey this whole time mind you)" was of course enough to make me what????? VOMIT.................Please dear Lord in heaven, make this piece of shit disappear from my screen soon Lord, soon...........

Natalie's goodbye of "You talk about how I'm an immature 18 year old. I'm actually 24, I do have a college degree, & I'm a lot smarter than you think, thats' why you're sitting outside those doors" was snazzy wasn't it??? I had to rewind twice to try and catch Casey's reaction which was minimal......her damned voice really grates me, anyone, anyone? I can't take her voice, I can't. Now i know, I know, it's more than likely based on the fact that I cannot stand her true, but shut the fukk up please

Ok, drum roll please.......................

IT'S TWIST TIME!!!!
NO MORE CLIQUES, YOU'RE ON YA DAMN OWN PEOPLE!

AND WHAT'S THIS? MYSTERY POWER YOU SAY? NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS AND IT COULD CHANGE THE ENTIRE COURSE OF THE GAME? ONLT THE ONE WHO HAS THE POWER WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS AND IT MUST BE KEPT A SECRET TILL USED?

WHAT, WAIT! AMERICA GETS TO VOTE ON WHO GETS THE POWER?

DID YOU ALL CATCH THAT COLLECTIVE GASP FROM THE HG'S AT THIS ONE??? LMAO

Ok, caps lock off...............sorry, got carried away! Oh that was delicious though wasn't it? The audible GASP was yummy!

Of course, we all get clued in as viewers that the Coup D'Etat is back people!!!!
This is the power that is only valid for 2 weeks, and the one that holds the power can overthrow the HOH by completely null & voiding one or BOTH of the nominations right BEFORE the live eviction! I am salivating as I type........this has been and always WILL be one the best mystery powers ever created by Big Brother in my opinion!!!!


I am soooooooo torn on whom I want to get this power. If I could be SURE Jeff wouldn't use it on Jessie, I want Jeff to take this hands down because then I KNOW he would use it on that fukk Ronnie. But it makes me nervous if it could be used to evict Jessie................damn it, I wish I had a better idea of whats going on in his head cause I am jittery to vote this time around and it almost always comes back to haunt me.........

At any rate, HOH comp time and it is the ever so popular ENDURANCE!

Round and round the HG's go as we sign off to credits this episode. Who else is dying of laughter watchin' em get smacked into that damn diploma? Who do you think is gonna take this one?? I only PRAY it's not Natalie or Ronnie, I think I could live with just about anyone else........

That pretty much wraps it up for this round folks. It was a hell of a good show tonight and we got some more insight. Unfortunately we had to see Casey go, or fortunately depending on who's reading this, but for me it was a letdown. I would have liked to have seen him team up with Jessie for real and taken it further, but ah well, these cats ain't playin' to make me happy now are they? If they were, Natalie & Ronnie would be dunked in a tub of shit somewhere without a towel in sight......

Peace out Heffas
EA

Thursday, July 30, 2009

BB11: Episode 9 - POV

ClosetFreak is in, BananaHammock is out!

Well, no one saw THIS coming now did they????

For starters we saw a very funny scene early on in this episode where Ronnie tries to assure Michele that she can choose him to play for POV because HE would surely use it on her...............appropriately followed by her outright laughing in his face! LOL I have to admit, she doesn't impress me much, other than the closet freak we all KNOW this little signorina can be, but this was just outright fantastic to watch as she laughed in his face while muttering "sure, sure!"

A game of Truth or Dare commences, and Weasel is dared to go and hug Casey for 1o seconds.........Casey is so not impressed to be hugged by "the rat". Furthermore, he is observant enough to (duh!) catch on that people's memories are really short in this house, because all of a sudden people are laughing and joking with the man allegedly everyone wants out. Hmmmm.........he suspects that Ronnie is warmin' up to people again, and wisely so, hello!

Anyone notice the GLARE Lydia shot through the screen when Natalie was chosen by Jessie to play Host of the POV? LOL Easy there killa..............

POV plays out, and its almost painful to watch Casey play blindly by securing a Margarita Party for the house instead of securing more points for himself to close the win. Seriously, I almost couldn't look.........do these HG's not know by NOW they are NEVER to feel safe or become complacent in this game just because there is some bullshit "plan" into play?!?!??! COME ON CASEY!!!! It really was hard to watch this cat tonight.................I have always been on the fence on him and still am, but I don't have enough deep seated hatred *cough Natalie* for this cat just yet to get any pleasure whatsoever in watching this unfold like it has for him so far.......

Then to add insult to injury, he chooses to gamble and choose an envelope, that then proceeds to flatter his VanillaMint ass with a damned Banana Suit for the week! LMAO Who writes this shit?!?!??!? Did we not feel bad enough for this guy just yet?!?!? Apparently not.....................more tail on this jackass please, more tail......

Jessie's "GAME OVER!" exclamation in his DR was priceless by the way.........

So ClosetFreak (Michele) wins it, and la-di-da, everyone (who is clueless that is) is still putzin' around thinking the PLAN (oh how that word tastes dirty doesn't it??) is still to backdoor Weasel.......

Wait wait wait...............Casey's getting some notion it may NOT go according to PLAN? What's this???? Does he waste a second? Nope, up to HOH he goes to confront Jessie! LOL You gotta at the very least respect THAT much about the guy, whether you like him or not, he doesn't waste any time trying to listen to the he said she said bullshit, he went straight for the head honcho............

The exchange between these 2 was a sight to see, and I gotta admit, much respect yet again to Jessie for at least not lyin' straight to this cat's face. He just kept reiterating "the right guy will walk out the door". Casey's "ok so who is that? Is that me or is that Ronnie?" was cute to watch, but hell, it had to be done and both these guys in my opinion handled it like men under the circumstance. Again, whether you're with Jessie or against him this season (I'm sorry, I have to admit, so far I am FOR Jessie this season, totally different dude I'm seeing this time around) you have to understand his point of view that it WAS Casey that jumped ship 1st when he cast his renegade vote in the Braden eviction........or does HE need to be reminded of short memories as he so keenly pointed out earlier this episode? So hell, put yourself in Jessie's shoes when he stated that yeah, their INITIAL alliance was now null and void under the circumstance..............

So it's POV ceremony time, and Jessie slipped up in my opinion.......he went "old-school muscle" in his speech with the whole "I won HOH, it's my decision, move your feet, you got a new seat" shtick. That could bite him in the ass, so I hope he pipes down and sticks to the new & improved Jessie we have been able to see this round.........careful baby boy, remember the advice you gave Natalie when you warned her NOT to behave as you did in BB10.............

Not a peep outta anyone, no outrage, no "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE PLAN?!??!" nothing. BananaBoy is gonna pick up on it, cause he may be lookin' stupid right now but he sure as hell ain't........

Personal asides and opinion wise, Natalie is infuriating me with her arrogance as usual. Just the way this little shit walks around that house like she got the deed on the joint gets under my skin and I cannot WAIT for someone to knock this heffa down a notch. My ultimate week would be to watch her and Ronnie squirm on the block, now that would be delicious...........I still ain't buyin' the "I got a BF at home" baloney either, cause I got some expertise in this area and she's up at bat for The Pink Mafia people................

Lydia, she's a piece of work isn't she???? Whining little fuck........she complains left and right that Ronnie is playing everyone one second, the next it's Russell whose the culprit, but lookie here lookie here, is that your supposed BEST FRIEND in the house KEVIN that you're trying to toss under them wheels Ms. Boop?????? Fraudulent Twat, I'm onto you and so are the viewers..............

Tonight's eviction night, and i am pretty sure that poor man is hauling off in a damned Banana suit, but who knows, poor little Jordie could get the boot if someone got the balls to actually DO what they SAY they are gonna do.............doubtful. His ass is gettin' peeled tonight I'm afraid.......

Peace out Heffas
EA

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

BB11: Episode 8 - Nominations

Muscles did it again, and I am about to shock even myself, but BRAVO!

Sorry, to me, this season's Jessie is a COMPLETELY different cat than we got to see last season. I never dreamed in a million years that I would be rooting for him believe you me, but as far as I'm concerfned, he is thinking clearly and playing smart so more power to him................

what I REALLY like to see this season is the so called "macho, I'm too sexy for my shirt" bullshit is mainly just a facade and he doesnt take it seriously in the least. Last season, in my opinion at least, his arrogance was off the charts and THIS season his arrogance is off the charts, with the difference being that this season you get the sense he's just having fun with it and its not the narcissism we originally thought we were looking at in this cat..........

So everyone has their feet up feeling pretty secure in the fact that Jessie will "stick to the plan" and get Ronnie evicted this week. They all pretty much are calling it their week off from having to think anything through, it's a done deal and a house concensus.......uh-huh, yup..............

WE as viwers see that Jessie has NO intention whatsoever to not only NOT nominate Ronnie this round, but to not even BD him! LOL

As Jessie puts it in his DR sessions, ALLEGEDLY Weasel never lied to HIM so therefore he is way more of an asset to keep as of this moment.............

"I Pay Attention!" Kevin however sees Ronnie mouth "Thank God!" under his breath when Jessie won HOH, aha! LOL That was funny as hell when Kevin points that out in his DR..................caught ya punk! LOL

But what do we have here????? Is that Yum Yum (Russell) going up to Ronnie secretly in HOH and stating that all that bashing is just for appearances???? Seriously, how does one NOT watch this show?!?!??!?!?!

Unfortunately for VanillaMint (Casey) he gets caught up in front of La Secret Lesbiana (Nat) that it would be silly basically if Jessie didn't stick to the plan of ousting Ronnie, cause hell, that would only put yet another target on his back.....so who do ya think little Nat goes running to in order to point out that Casey is doggin' him so to speak?!??!?! Yup, right up to our Jessie.............hmmmm, wonder who that replacement nom would EVER be in the event that POV gets used?!?!? Not setting this up or nothing...............

Interesting scene was when Lydia got up from sitting down next to Jessie, when she returns she finds Nat sprawled out on his lap while he massages her shoulder. None too happy is our resident Betty Boop.......she even makes comment of her frustration of her seat being taken........which is followed by yet another HIGHlarious DR peek as Kevin says "Lydia is into Jessie, Natalie is into Jessie, and Jessie is into Jessie" LOL He never bores me...............

Nat's refusal to God forbid give up HER bed causes a stir between her and Lydia. Lydia points out the Queen Bee never rotates the beds, ever, and stays put while the other HG's rotate week to week.................while Lydia annoys the living hell out of me, calling Nat to task was fun to watch cause I can't stand that little dude even more...............

Nomination time, and we have Michele & Jordan up on the block.............no Weasel. Everyone's still breathing, there's always the backdoor plan ya see, the one they are sooooooooooo sure Jessie really has in mind.............

On a final note, we see Signore Weasel's smug DR where he rins his own bell by stating that he was Dead Man Walking but tada, Jessie pardoned him..............smug bastard, you wull get it, it's early yet bitch...............

Peace out Heffas
EA *as an aside, I had been hospitalized with penumonia, so these last few blogs have been less detailed as you may have noticed, but as I am feeling better, they will go back to normal within the next 2 blogs where I get to be my usual observant and pleasant self* Baci......................

BB11: Episode 7 - Eviction Night

Farewell FunBags.................

I wasn't impressed with this heffa in the least at first, but JUST as she was starting to get good and show she has some brain in that silicone valley of hers, she got ousted................gone too soon baby girl...............

Signor Weasel decides to stir the shitpot once more just fot the hell of it, and concots a story alltogether, without even a morsel of truth to it. He decides to spread the word that Laura informed him that Russell assured her he could rally the votes to have her stay in the house. WHAT?!?!??!?!? Hot damn his mind is inventive........this was his brilliant way of somehow guaranteeting that FunBags would go, is that it?!??!? Let's see how that works for ya............

Oh oh oh, wait, what's this???? It BACKFIRED on you?!?!? Shut your mouth and say it isn't so! There's no WAY your bullshit lie could come back to bite your brilliant ass, no surely not YOU Ronnie!

Needless to say, via Muscles (Jessie) Russell get notified of his so called transgression regarding Laura, and we see that he has had more than enough of the he said she said bullshit and decides it is time to call people out..........I scooted up in my chair for this part and made sure I had a back-up beer as to not miss a syllable.......

Russell calles Weasel out in the BY about his bullshit lie and all delicious hell breaks loose!! Hot damn if this show isn't entertaining people.......Russell lays this cat OUT, fillets him in front of the whole house, and then serves him over a bed of Radicchio I tell ya!

We see that Sugnor Weasel has to retreat, and for a second, maybe a millisecond, ya almost feel bad for this tool. Being called out as the mastermind he was setting himself to be, he exiled himself from the entire house, and he has to HIDE in his HOH. I can't help but die laughing when Russell follows him around the house with his chant of "hey rat, ratty rat, ratty mcrat ratterson".................LOL sorry, funny, I don't give a shit what ya say

Psssstttt.....look over there though, oh how QUICKLY this house flips. Is that SYMPATHY we are seeing for him??? I do believe it is, listen carefully, Weasel is getting sympathy........

But alas, FunBags is evicted and the NEW HOH is Jessie!

As far as the whole house knows, Ronnie is the INTENDED eviction for next week. And as I said previously, we all know tha the road to hell was and always has been, paved with good intentions..............stay tuned

Peace out Heffas
EA

BB11: Episode 6 - POV

LOL oh this is a damn good season isn't it??? LOVE well thought out so called "plans"......

Signor Weasel sits in the BY and tries toskillfully explain to FunBags that if his master plan goes as he intends, then they both, Jeff & Laura, will stay, huh........how convenient to TRY and set this scenario up for yourself bubble boy...........

One of the most delicious scenes for me this episode was when Russell (Yummy for short yes??) went the fuck OFF on Lydia! Now THATS some good tv watchin' right there!!! Oh her face was a sight wasn't it??? Even better was when she went boo-hooin' up to Weasel in HOH that she was attacked and she didn't like it........oh poor little thing didn't like it..............perhaps another stamp on ya body to express your sadness Lydia??? Something in Sanskrit across ya deflated tits that translates to "don't pick on me!"?

POV Comp time and Jeff wins it!

True to form, the HG's start scurrying around Signor Weasel, tappin' it into him that now is the time to BD Russell. They are all for it, they are taking every chance they have to make sure they tell him he HAS to put up Russell, now or never........

Time for the ReNom...................and it's Jordan! LMAO!!!!

Oh this is rich! Jordan mind you! Confused yet to this strategy??? Wondering why in the hell he would do this??? If you only watch the tv edited versions I am sure you are, but I am telling ya, you gotta get behind the scenes, even if you dont have the feeds, cause if you do, it makes a hell of a lot more sense people...........well as much sense as this friggin tool can make I should say...........

Peace out Heffas
EA

BB11: Episode 5 - Nominations

The Weasel get HOH, oh happy day............

Ronnie wins it and you can hear the groans from myriads of lands away, almost in a chorus really............of all friggin people, yeah cause this cat needed his ego inflated more than it already is......

He 1st starts off by trying to pin the renegade vote on Michele, nice. How do ya not love this guy right?

What DOES impress me outta the useless lump previously known as Laura, is that SHE is the one who's smelling what she's steppin' in around this tool, she is onto Ronnie and is adamant that he is the punk bitch that is scurrying around making deals left and right to benefit him...........she warns the other HG's that he's a "rat" and he is playing them all against each other. I coulda stood up then and there and clapped for this broad, FINALLY something useful outta her, and it's a damn shame it's more than likely too late........

Problem we had here is that Cranium (or as she likes to be called, Chima) and Closet Lesbian (again, she likes to use the name Natalie) run to Weasel (keep up now folks, that's Ronnie I am referring to, you must know by now that I begin using my endearing nicknames for the HG's at this point in the game based on my perceptions) and let him know that Laura (FunBags?) is trashing him to the house, therefore making it much easier to see her go up on the block......

Sidenote, watching Casey's face as Weasel unveils his HOH room was priceless, just the sheer look on his face as this tool jumps up and down over his BUBBLEWAND had me spit out a potato chip from laughing

So now the general concecus seems to be that 2 pawns will be going up with the grand reveal will be a good old fashioned backdooring of Russell. Thats what the house seems to want, thats what Signor Weasel seems to have them believing....

Blah blah blah we all know how things unveil true to form when it comes to following any concoted plans don't we? Jeff & Laura get nominated, big friggin surprise.

FunBags is fuming, wishing she could scream "told ya so" from the tippy tops of those inflated nipples, but what would be the point? Get comfy in that chair for now darlin'.....

Peace out Heffas
EA

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

BB11 Episode 4 - Eviction

Yeah yeah I know I am way behind. Those of you who know me know I have somewhat of a personal crisis I am handling right now within my family and I thank you for all the prayers on Facebook etc.

I will catch up by day's end on all the episodes thus far........................starting with our eviction...........

BRADEN IS OUT!

Well, this episode certainly won the award for "Most Confusing" for any viewer that is stuck watching the tv show only format! I can understand editing, “bleeping', but come on, to this extent?!?!?!?

This episode we got to see Braden (or as I liked to call this tool, Signor Suave) show some seriously true bigoted colors (calling all Beaners, all Beaners to aisle 4 please, Braden's up for Pinata Night, grab a stick and take your places) or worse yet, we DIDN'T get to see it, we just KNOW of it due to the good graces of feeds and for those who don't get them, excellent bloggers that keep us in the loop!

We all know that Braden hauled off and told Kevin (love this cat still by the way, still on my HELL YEAH list) that he needed to go back where he came from and the infamous beaner barrage that followed................yet the show didn't so much as elude to to what he said, nothing!

First off, I had no idea that Lydia was even Latin since she reminds me of a Swedish version of Betty Boop for cryin' out loud, so that was news to me when she went off on Braden.

At any rate, the show attempted, and failed miserably, to show why Braden had suddenly become the target for eviction....................

Although Chima irritates the living hell out of me, her speech, oh bravo madam, bravo................. the “it amazes me how short some memories are” followed by the completely censored “he called 2 of my dear friends here beaners and called you Julie a whore, yes he did” was enough to actually make me cheer her on for a brief shining second. Granted it passed even before I could finish my ice cream sandwich, but it did happen............................

I'm sorry, I know this has nothing to do with nothing, but this heffa's forehead and shiny face are downright scary. That part she does in her hair alone makes her look like a rendition of Alien vs. Predator or something William Shatner woulda dry humped on the Enterprise..............................

Ronnie's “I vote to evict Braden” making it a 5/5 tie was fun to watch unfold, making Jessie's short and sweet tie breaking vote even better with a quick and clean “I vote to evict Braden” echo................no bullshit, no baloney of “I hate to do this but...............” just get the fuck out, delicious.................

HOH hits us, and look who wins, this summer's House Weasel Ronnie...............oh that was just TOO much fun to watch! The ass kissing this kid's gonna receive ought to be monumental within hours.......

Not an impressive episode by any means, as I said, thank God for feeds and bloggers who keep us up to speed ABOUT what goes on in the feeds..................

Peace out Heffas
EA

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Big Bother 11: Episode 3

So how did you like that 1st blog I did for ya? Nice right? All civilized, very non-opinionated, almost neutral journalistic yes?

Well hope you liked it, as it's the last time you ever hear me at that tone..........

I'm back :-)

Ok, so let's dive in. Season 11.............ok, wasn't impressed at first, in the least. Now, well hell, now that I see this season is packed with some homophobic toutin'- KKK Hoodie Wearin'- "No abla Ingles"- motherfuckers, well hell, looks like we got some interesting cats on our hands don't we?

Let's break these heffas down, it's either FUCK NO or HELL YEA (this will more than likely change! LOL It always does for me as this game progresses):

Chima: FUCK NO
Not feelin' this Diva at all. Her little attitude after losing the Have & Have Nots Comp was enough to set the stage for me when it comes to this bitch. She needs to seriously get over herself and quick. Her turning to Ronnie and stating she would have never even come on this season had she known about the room they have to stay in, poor thing! It's just like "getting waterboarded" don't ya know? Then to haul off and start an argument over shit on a toilet seat with Michele ain't too bright considering she's on the block and Braden's no slouch on smooth talking his way into staying....

Casey: HELL YEAH
This dude ain't so bad, a little cheesy at best, but nothing to irritate the ever lovin' shit outta me so far. He's actually not irritating many from what i see, so if he keeps it up, he might be a cool, albeit lame cat...........

BRADEN: FUCK NO
"You're a Mexican, You're a Beaner!"...........need I say more, really? To watch the shit spillin' outta this joke of a man is entertaining sure, but hell if it isn't telling. I LOVED the whole "I'm allowed to make racist & bigoted remarks about Mexicans cause I grew up in a neighborhood full of 'em" was classic to boot. Most recently, when playing "Julie Says (Simon Says)", he shouts out "JULIE'S A HO!". BRILLIANT MOVE THERE PAISAN! Even Jessie knew enough to say "Dude, her husband is the President of CBS, what the hell is wrong with you? You can't be saying that stuff?" No no, by all means you fukkin' tool, share more of your opinions please. Ya hate the Mexicans, we've established that, oh and apparently Asians aren't high on your list of respect either.............fukkin maggot, hope he doesn't weasel himself outta this week's eviction............

Jordan: FUCK NO
"I hope somebody opens their eyes and sends that faggot home".............again, do I really need to explain why she's in the FUCK NO category thus far? I'm still confused as to whom she was referring to when she said that to Jeff as he walked into the DR. I had pretty much NO opinion on this heffa, until this here dandy little sentence..............bitch, bounce.............

Michele: HELL YEAH
Anyone that can pull off her look & discuss takin' it up the ass is fun for me. I did not see that coming outta her, but man was it a nice surprise. Again, didn't have much of an opinion on her until I saw the "peek-a-boo" she played with us and we discover there's a hell of a lot more to this heffa than we think. Freaky little thing, go on................mama's proud of you :-)

Ronnie: FUCK NO
Now this tool, oh this tool takes the cake. I had it backwards from first impressions with this mutha, thought for sure I was gonna like him, the poor lame underdog and all. Not so much. This imbecile has cut more deals than Monty Hall so far, and is a fukkin mess making 'em! Whenever Russell cornered him in the Storage Room to ask if he had spilled the beans to Braden about being backdoored, it was delicious watching him squirm. Any shmuck would have known he was blatantly lying, and Russ did. The beauty of this fukktard is that he really thinks he's got some strategy going there, and that he's layin'plans that are foolproof. Meanwhile, pretty much the entire damn house is onto him and they already sniffed him out as the weasel he is...........

Lydia: HELL YEAH
Now to be fair, I go back and forth with this heffa from day to day, but since today I happen to be in a good mood towards her, she's gonna get the HELL YEAH approval from the time being. That could change by the time I even POST this fukkin blog, that's how much this heffa got me spinnin'. LOVED her day 1 (not to mention she's yummy to look at, but there's something about her that makes me uneasy and I can't put my finger on it. She DID turn on Jeff & Braden, but because I'm not a huge fan of theirs, maybe thats why I don't wanna cut her just yet.............

JEFF: FUCK NO
"Homo! Faggot!"................these aren't hard options here folks. These twats are makin' it far too easy to call 'em out on who's good people & who's not. Yeah he apologized, profusely for days to Russell, but knowing that can come out of him at all is enough for me. You gotta wonder what makes someone start hurlin' certain "insults" out, it comes from somewhere............

Natalie: FUCK NO
First of all, I'm not sure i understand this fukkin idiot's logic when telling everyone she's friggin 18 when in actuality she's 24. She wants to be seen as young & naive she claims.......huh. Great game plan there babe, problem is, with as much squawking as you've done, that kinds eradicates itself in theory anyway. She's gonna be a problem I predict, and she's gonna despise Lydia even more once she finds out she's dry-humpin' Jessie up in HOH.............

Russell: HELL YEA
This is my favorite HG thus far. I will more than likely eat these damn words with my luck, but as of now, can't help it, think he's a cool cat that has the right idea so far. He's powerful & dominant in a non-threatening way, very smart kid, and his likability factor is way up (with the exclusion of perhaps Jeff). I'm crossin my fingers he doesn't pull some stunt that forces me to clothesline him, but for now, mama's got a good feeling about him. And it helps he's also fun to look at.........

Laura: FUCK NO
So far, this woman is completely useless. I think my favorite line outta her was "It's not my fault I have bog boobs" when she was complaining right after Nomination Ceremony that nobody liked her. No heffa, it's not MY fault I got big boobs, I'm naturally this size, you, you chose those pendulums bitch, so come again? Casey's DR session of "It's hard being beautiful" were my sentiments exactly. Problem is, from the waist up, she looks like the fukkin psycho hillbilly kid in the movie Deliverance..............grab a banjo bitch and simma down, you're worthless from what I can see..............

Kevin: HELL YEAH
Again, another one of my favorites, he's right alongside Russell for me. He's funny, intelligent, compassionate, and I think he's gonna do well. I HOPE he does well is what I mean to say, cause I was certain I was gonna LOATHE him, and tada, complete opposite of my expectations.............it's as though he & Ronnie flipped the script for me when it came to 1st impressions..............

and of course, Jessie: HELL YEAH
I know, I know, you can't possibly be more shocked than me on this, I know. I did not like this man at ALL last season, you all knew my feelings for this guy, but hell, I think most of the arrogance that turned me off to begin with, I'm starting to think it's all for fun & laughs and the kid might actually not be so bad! His DR where he was struttin' like a damn pigeon had me in tears laughing, and for the 1st time, I saw that he had a hell of a sense of humor regarding himself. Did you see the kid's ARMS and SHOULDERS? Sweet Mother of Moses! In a year he friggin jacked up something fierce...........I don't know, got a good feeling about Jessie this time around, we'll see............

The POV ceremony sure turned out interesting no? We all had Lydia walking out the door, and she worked her voodoo (and bullshit by throwin Jeff & Braden under the bus, again, don't particularly give a shit cause it's Jeff & Braden we're taking about here) but she was slick and thought quick on her feet, gotta respect that to some extent. The Comp itself was freakin disgusting, there was no amount of face-scrubbing that made me feel clean after that............

Well thats about it folks, my wrap-up so far. Looking forward to a hell of a season with all of you :-)

Peace out Heffas,
EA