JEFF OFFICIALLY HAS SAID YO MOMMA!
Oh sweet Mother of all that's Holy, how DELICIOUS was tonight's episode?!?!??!
I was jumping up and down like a damned fool in front of my screen, I couldn't believe that not only did my Yum Yum sack up and use the Coup d'Etat, but the WAY in which he used it with such OOMMPH!
As I said, going over and over the episode play by play like people who come here to read my blog don't already KNOW what happened on the show is useless, so I am feelin' out just sayin' what's my opinion etc.............
Ok, well.........................WHERE THE FUCK DO I BEGIN PEOPLE?!??!!?
We got to see He-ma in all her pompous glory still repeating that all hell will break loose if the power is used! LOL And how much did you love the "Not So Live Live Show" tonight folks?!??!?! The fact that this cunt actually had the power to make a major tv network re-arrange their entire production is impressive, I'll say it! I hate the twat but hell, that's some feat to pull off there lil' mama, well done bitch......
Julie eloquently says "If the power who has the power wants to use it, stand up now......." and with a resounding "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh" Jeff rose and I could hear the choir of hallelujah singin in Boston!
Jordan's face was friggin PRICELESS! LMAO How cute was she to be that stunned he had it?!?!?!? Poor little thing, i just wanna squish her I swear.................
So, he's asked if he wants to take one down, off comes Lydia, and up goes PigPen. He's asked if he wants to take another down, and off comes Russ and up goes Muscles. Brilliant, FUCKIN BRILLIANT move, even though I sincerely didn't want Jessie to bounce, it's that vile little dude Nat I wanted to see gone............
Jessie's speech was in my opinion a CLASS ACT, I don't care whether you love to hate him or hate to love him. He said, fair and square to Jeff "this was the smartest move for you and the best thing you could have done, congratulations" and it was at that second he reaffirmed WHY I liked him this season and why I didn't wanna see him go before stank ass................
His speech made absolutely no sense, bless his heart...........LOL did anyone get what the fuck this poor kid was trying to say there to the HG's?!?!??! LOL I rewound it a dozen times, still scratching my head. He couldn't; even figure out who was votin', thought there could be a tie, oh he was a hot mess and I was like what?!?!? LOL Poor guy, not easy being on the spot like that huh? He is NO FOOL people, he saw this coming and he was fully prepared for it, so as I said, love him or hate him, he ain't the dumb musclehead people love to make him out to be. He knew what was what and what was gonna go down, he had been saying it for the whole 2 weeks come on........
Now, I can't be sure, but I THINK he pushed Kevin away when he tried to say goodbye because it was clear he voted for him to bounce, is that it?!?!? Other than that I couldn't understand it because i didn't see any clear cut animosity between these two, but it sure as hell closed the lid on that casket for Kevin didn't it?!?!?
Now, He-ma......................oh our dear dear He-ma......................who didn't squeal watching that cunt's face as Jeff replaced BOTH her noms and her entire ALLIANCE was on that block?!?!? Anyone??? ANYONE??? You don't count over there in the corner reading this bitch, you're related to He-ma, big fuckin surprise!
Oh watching her face was like Christmas, only with better presents!
I rewound that bitch a dozen or so times as well. And how yummy was that little dig she attempted when she overheard Jeff tell Russ "I keep my word?" What was it?? She said "Did he say he kept his word? Oooohhh so that means you knew about the power. Looks like me and the producers need to have a little talk" Again, kudos to re-arranging an entire show, kudos, won't hold back the undulation there, but really now?!?!?? How LONG exactly do you think you're gonna be allowed to bend this network over before they tell ya to get fucked?!?!?
Not much longer..................we all know what I'm talking about, we'll get to that later :-)
The votin happens, it's a 3-3 and Jessie has left the building. Even enjoyed the way he left I gotta admit..............good attitude all in all after what just friggin happened to him! The only way this episode could have been better for me was if that bitch had been tossed and someone threw her a bar of soap on the way out............
Lydia ballin' had me rollin..................poor little sock puppet's not gonna have anyone there to give her the 1-2 punch is there?!??!?! No more peek-a-boo under the covers.................unless she's got some super peesh that can turn Kevin, she's cashed in her last diddle.............
So HOH time, and hello dolly, Michele wins it! LMAO Seriously, someone out there loves me, just adores me, to have this unfolding the way it is right now........mama did something good to someone somewhere..................
So good......................so damned good people, and I am feeling FANFUKKINTASTIC right now to watch that cunt go from being Queen Bee to what we all know has become of her, and as I said, we WILL get to that very soon in a later post..........there's just so much joy my evel heart can take :-)
Peace out Heffas
EA
Monday, August 17, 2009
Sunday, August 16, 2009
BB11: Episode 15 - POV Ceremony
PUNKY POWER!!!!! KEVIN WINS VETO!!!
Ok, well, I think I am gonna change it up for a minute here and see how it feels.
We ALL KNOW what happens per episode, let's not play here, so why go over it every single time play by play???? Like if you're reading this, you have NO IDEA what happened on the show! Please.................
So, I am gonna make it more opinion for a few rounds and see how it flows.......
As you saw from my opener, Kevin won the veto, and yes I refer to him as Punky Brewster. Don't tell me you haven't noticed the resemblance between him and that 80's color challenged child!
So he wins it, and he DOESN'T" USE IT ON HIS BFF LYDIA! HELLO!
Ok, part of me thinks it made sense strategy speaking for what he's thinking of, NUMERO UNO BABY! He's thinking of himself, and why shouldn't he?!??! I mean, is he there to play BB for himself or for Lydia????
But then the other part of me wants to pee on the man...........I mean WTF?!?!? Here he goes and proclaims that if HE had the veto he would SOOOO take her off the block! Did we not all hear the man say this?!?!? I know I sure as hell and more importantly, you know LYDIA heard him say it more than once............so in that aspect it was a grimy move...........
Now, on to that beast He-ma.............
SHE'S A CUNT
There, no need to mince words here people, I have had just about enuff of this he-beast I really have. Now, for all the tv only viewers that have no idea why I would be this enraged, let me break it down for you..............
On tonight's episode, we saw her call Russell, a man who is Middle Eastern, a terrorist. She then followed it up by saying she MEANS he terrorizes the house and hence the word. We THEN get to see a cleverly series of clips CBS provides right after the comment of scenes were Russ did in fact go around yellin, or shall we say "terrorizing", the house................so makes perfect sense right?? WRONG
For those who have the feeds or have the sense to go and read the blogs that DO follow the feeds, we all know this here little douchebag knew exactly what she was saying and exactly what she meant by it. She meant it to be the racial slur it is, period.
She has for weeks now referred to him as a terrorist, has gone as far as saying "I'm the Twin Towers and He's a Terrorist", has said that the Coup D'etat was based on viewers votes and according to her only "Republicans watch this show, the Democrats read", so because Republicans watch and vote, the last 3 to collect votes in that house would be herself cause she's black, Kevin cause he's gay, oh and Russell because he's Middle Eastern and we all know what that means to them there Republicans, TALIBAN!!!!
This fukkin twat has been slingin' this shit from the get go and I am sick to my stomach over the damned edit CBS had the nerve to provide viewers tonight, as though to mislead them and actually make them think this cunt meant anything other than the hateful vile shit she's been sayin..............
Oh, and did i mention that He-ma also has stated that Southerners can't speak English?!?!?!? Must be a connect the dots thing to them red states and all, you know how them rowdy republicans get from the south.................
I can't stand this friggin excuse of a human any longer, I simply can't. The sooner she's off my screen the better. It's gotten to the point she makes me long for the days of Ronnie.........
I'm done, fukkin cunt makes me sick, end of story...........
Peace out Heffas
EA
Ok, well, I think I am gonna change it up for a minute here and see how it feels.
We ALL KNOW what happens per episode, let's not play here, so why go over it every single time play by play???? Like if you're reading this, you have NO IDEA what happened on the show! Please.................
So, I am gonna make it more opinion for a few rounds and see how it flows.......
As you saw from my opener, Kevin won the veto, and yes I refer to him as Punky Brewster. Don't tell me you haven't noticed the resemblance between him and that 80's color challenged child!
So he wins it, and he DOESN'T" USE IT ON HIS BFF LYDIA! HELLO!
Ok, part of me thinks it made sense strategy speaking for what he's thinking of, NUMERO UNO BABY! He's thinking of himself, and why shouldn't he?!??! I mean, is he there to play BB for himself or for Lydia????
But then the other part of me wants to pee on the man...........I mean WTF?!?!? Here he goes and proclaims that if HE had the veto he would SOOOO take her off the block! Did we not all hear the man say this?!?!? I know I sure as hell and more importantly, you know LYDIA heard him say it more than once............so in that aspect it was a grimy move...........
Now, on to that beast He-ma.............
SHE'S A CUNT
There, no need to mince words here people, I have had just about enuff of this he-beast I really have. Now, for all the tv only viewers that have no idea why I would be this enraged, let me break it down for you..............
On tonight's episode, we saw her call Russell, a man who is Middle Eastern, a terrorist. She then followed it up by saying she MEANS he terrorizes the house and hence the word. We THEN get to see a cleverly series of clips CBS provides right after the comment of scenes were Russ did in fact go around yellin, or shall we say "terrorizing", the house................so makes perfect sense right?? WRONG
For those who have the feeds or have the sense to go and read the blogs that DO follow the feeds, we all know this here little douchebag knew exactly what she was saying and exactly what she meant by it. She meant it to be the racial slur it is, period.
She has for weeks now referred to him as a terrorist, has gone as far as saying "I'm the Twin Towers and He's a Terrorist", has said that the Coup D'etat was based on viewers votes and according to her only "Republicans watch this show, the Democrats read", so because Republicans watch and vote, the last 3 to collect votes in that house would be herself cause she's black, Kevin cause he's gay, oh and Russell because he's Middle Eastern and we all know what that means to them there Republicans, TALIBAN!!!!
This fukkin twat has been slingin' this shit from the get go and I am sick to my stomach over the damned edit CBS had the nerve to provide viewers tonight, as though to mislead them and actually make them think this cunt meant anything other than the hateful vile shit she's been sayin..............
Oh, and did i mention that He-ma also has stated that Southerners can't speak English?!?!?!? Must be a connect the dots thing to them red states and all, you know how them rowdy republicans get from the south.................
I can't stand this friggin excuse of a human any longer, I simply can't. The sooner she's off my screen the better. It's gotten to the point she makes me long for the days of Ronnie.........
I'm done, fukkin cunt makes me sick, end of story...........
Peace out Heffas
EA
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
BB11: Episode 14 - Nominations
The Artist Previously Known as Yum-Yum & Ms. Boop are up
Ok, so we last left off with Cranium winning HOH (And I'm sorry, due to recent events, I am going to have to switch up Chima's new nickname to official "He-ma because she looks like a damned Tranny with a duck's bill for a fukkin mouth)
Naturally, this heffa let it IMMEDIATELY go to her head and we all but saw her strut to receive her key. You would think that with a head that large there would be a comparable sized brain in there to remind her she doesn't have SHIT for power with the "wizard" still on the loose.................
So naturally what I once reffered to as Yum-Yum (now I am FORCED to call Russell Fuckhead, cause anyone dumb enuff to have messed up his status with just about EVERYONE in that house, deserves to be called a Fuckhead) is sweatin' bullets cause him and He-ma ain't exactly paisans right about now..........
LOVED the DR where Jee mentions He-ma shouldn't get TOO worked up right now about being HOH....................that's right you delicious little morsel, you tell her!
He-ma starts going on her tangent and philosophy now that a WOMAN needs to win this game and furthermore, there needs to be al ALL WOMEN'S FINAL. Well I guess that leaves you out Tranny.................
He-ma then "reveals" a rather tragic story (ok I will admit, I went soft on this broad for a milli-second when I heard the whole story, then I remembered who she was and came back to my senses) that she was attacked and raped by a serial killer 10 years ago. What I DIDN'T understand was why CBS chose THIS night, roughly 5 weeks into the game, to show a clip that was over a damn month old! TV Only viewers were made to think she JUST told the HG's, when in fact she revealed this on day THREE in the house! Gee, I wonder if they're trying to make this douchebag appear more humane???
Problem is, I sadly know more than one female that has been savagely attacked, and they were capable of growing up to be good people and not a piece of shit lunatic...........I don't believe in perpetual victims, it's not some fukkin career
Wonder why I am this cruel perhaps? Keep reading............
TV Only viewers ALSO didn't get to see this kunt publicly say out loud that she hopes Russell goes to jail for putting his hands on her and when he does, she wants him to, and I quote, "get violated".
Nice huh? This is coming from a woman that lived through such a horror people. Nope, didn't show that edit did ya CBS? Oh but we'll get more of that I am sure, seems the editing over there in studio land may owe Chima a favor or two the way they're placing wings on this angel..................
Next we see PigPen (Nat) actually attempting to tell Jessie he is no longer ALLOWED to speak to Lydia, ain't that cute?!??! She was quite pissed too, all crabbypuss in HOH bed and all...................oh this gem, she's.....................moving on
So predictably, He-ma puts Fuckhead and Ms. Boop up on the block!
Shocked? Ayone? Till next time.............
Peace out Heffas
EA
Ok, so we last left off with Cranium winning HOH (And I'm sorry, due to recent events, I am going to have to switch up Chima's new nickname to official "He-ma because she looks like a damned Tranny with a duck's bill for a fukkin mouth)
Naturally, this heffa let it IMMEDIATELY go to her head and we all but saw her strut to receive her key. You would think that with a head that large there would be a comparable sized brain in there to remind her she doesn't have SHIT for power with the "wizard" still on the loose.................
So naturally what I once reffered to as Yum-Yum (now I am FORCED to call Russell Fuckhead, cause anyone dumb enuff to have messed up his status with just about EVERYONE in that house, deserves to be called a Fuckhead) is sweatin' bullets cause him and He-ma ain't exactly paisans right about now..........
LOVED the DR where Jee mentions He-ma shouldn't get TOO worked up right now about being HOH....................that's right you delicious little morsel, you tell her!
He-ma starts going on her tangent and philosophy now that a WOMAN needs to win this game and furthermore, there needs to be al ALL WOMEN'S FINAL. Well I guess that leaves you out Tranny.................
He-ma then "reveals" a rather tragic story (ok I will admit, I went soft on this broad for a milli-second when I heard the whole story, then I remembered who she was and came back to my senses) that she was attacked and raped by a serial killer 10 years ago. What I DIDN'T understand was why CBS chose THIS night, roughly 5 weeks into the game, to show a clip that was over a damn month old! TV Only viewers were made to think she JUST told the HG's, when in fact she revealed this on day THREE in the house! Gee, I wonder if they're trying to make this douchebag appear more humane???
Problem is, I sadly know more than one female that has been savagely attacked, and they were capable of growing up to be good people and not a piece of shit lunatic...........I don't believe in perpetual victims, it's not some fukkin career
Wonder why I am this cruel perhaps? Keep reading............
TV Only viewers ALSO didn't get to see this kunt publicly say out loud that she hopes Russell goes to jail for putting his hands on her and when he does, she wants him to, and I quote, "get violated".
Nice huh? This is coming from a woman that lived through such a horror people. Nope, didn't show that edit did ya CBS? Oh but we'll get more of that I am sure, seems the editing over there in studio land may owe Chima a favor or two the way they're placing wings on this angel..................
Next we see PigPen (Nat) actually attempting to tell Jessie he is no longer ALLOWED to speak to Lydia, ain't that cute?!??! She was quite pissed too, all crabbypuss in HOH bed and all...................oh this gem, she's.....................moving on
So predictably, He-ma puts Fuckhead and Ms. Boop up on the block!
Shocked? Ayone? Till next time.............
Peace out Heffas
EA
BB11: Episode 13 - Eviction
SIGNOR WEASEL HAS LEFT THE FUKKIN BUILDING!
AND THAT IS ALL THERE NEEDS TO BE SAID...........
Peace out Heffas
EA *may add to this once i get over the initial glee*
AND THAT IS ALL THERE NEEDS TO BE SAID...........
Peace out Heffas
EA *may add to this once i get over the initial glee*
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
BB11: Episode 12 - POV Ceremony
The little shit pulls it off again, Michele wins POV!
Right away we get to see Signor Weasel go up to HOH to turn on the waterworks.......don't you all just love how he always begins it with a "handshake?" You notice that? He always does the handshake thing, like it's supposed to mean "Listen here, I'm shaking your hand now, so you KNOW I gotta be telling you the truth! Everybody KNOWS he who begins with a handshake, not full of caca shall he be..........."
So here he goes telling YumYum1 that there are no hard feelings..............and cue the tears. No really, he is all shook up folks, just beside himself.........poor little fukk...............God, I barely got that out..........
Luckily Russell knows he is full of shit, as we see his DR where he states "He can't even fake cry,, I'm more than happy to put the tombstone on his grave"
POV players are chosen, and off they go to do a cute game of Roman Forum. I died laughing at one of the facial expressions that came outta Jessie when her heard a ridiculosu estimate guess outta Michele, you catch that? LOL
Ronnie tried to "FOLD" his way through the whole friggin thing and it didn't work, it was Michele who pulled it off. The VERY LAST PERSON he wanted to see win it took it for the 2nd week in a row..............shittin' yaself yet there punk?!?!?
I was hella impressed with this little wallflower yet again, she is REALLY comin around! I didn't have any opinion of her whatsoever for weeks, and didn't think I would if I'm being honest, but hell, look at her go!
We get to see this little lass head on up to HOH and have a very interesting and comforting talk with Russell. These two look like they MIGHT be hooking up and playing together in this game!!! Seems like a team of 4 is forming, Russell, Michele, Jeff & Jordan, who knew?!?!?!?
Russell & her exchange a long list of notes regarding other HG's, and whats fun to watch is how they are getting along and how it's all unfolding. I don't think either of them ever dreamed they would wind up where they are right now, in an HOH room discussing the very REAL possibility of alligning together and throwing all of them for a loop. As Russ mentioned, NO ONE would see them coming and wouldn't guess they are working together if they play this off right...........
I'm SOOOOOO liking this new plans folks, mama is hella happy right now! Here's the problem...................WAY too many days left in that house for things to go according to plan! LOL As I mentioned previously, before you can even finish wipin' from front to back, things do a complete 180 in them loco walls..............
Ok, so going back to that fukktard Ronnie, he initially tries to smooth talk Michele into either voting him to stay OR (is he fukkin crazy, no really, has anyone checked if this mutha is a bonafide crazy???) to even use her POV on him and take him off the block................
When he sees that doesn't work, he decides that he's gonna give playing the role of Marlon Brando a try with his whole "You betta not go against the Family" in the BY. This fukk tried to actually INTIMIDATE Michele by saying that he, Chima, Nat & Jessie are a secure alliance, so if she votes him out, she will have 3 people after her, or to quote this cunt "think logically, you will be evicted right after me and will not make it to the final 2". HUH! Ain't that about a bitch?!?!?!? I had no IDEA The Godfather himself had spoken! I hate this fukkin twat, I really do, no I really loathe him.....................did you see his smug face while he was saying all this and trying to bully her?!??!? You fukk.............
We witness this bizarre argument unfold next in the kitchen between Chima & Russell. She showed hints of jealousy more than once in this game with regards to him talking to Lydia or other females, and she did it again by calling Michele Russell's GF. Well, seems Russell has had enough of her snide remarks, and hauls off back at her for once.......................sweet! He even goes as far as hinting to Jessie that she has pissed him off SO much that if she keeps this up, she may go up..........
Cut to a scene where Ronnie & Chima (He-Ma, sorry, she looks like a damn Tranny to me) are yakkin about Russell, none of it good. We see Russ right outside the door hearing ALL of it, and Nat catches it as well, so she runs in to tell them he has just heard everything they were talking about. They both puff up like they're gonna do something (He-Ma might, but Ronnie?!?!? Oh bless his heart.........) and Jessie and Nat warn her in particular to not start shit cause they cant save Ronnie so far, they sure as hell won't be able to save her if she hauls off on him, especially right before POV Ceremony, hello?!?!?
Ok, as an aside, is anyone else having a hell of glare off her head coming through their tv screen? He-Ma's..............that heffa's generatin' more friggin oil than a Big Mac everytime she pops on screen!!!! Christ woman, get a wetnap or something, gross...............
And is anyone else catching onto Nat's hygiene habits, or lack thereof??? We don't see this heffa bathe much as it is, she blames it on cold showers, but pray tell the reason you wear the same damn clothes day after day????? Your undies are gonna haul off and take off on their own soon sista...................wtf with these women?!??!?! You making me reconsider my team, is that it?!??! Dusgusting.......Fuckin little dude not only has a bad attitude, she gotta be funky too? Nasty ass, bathe already bitch, bathe............and quit pickin your damn nose ya numb twat, did you forget the live feed viewers?
POV Ceremony time, and Michele is BRILLIANT in her speech when she turns to Ronnie and says "I'll give you a chance to lie first.........I mean speak". LOL oh that was classic! Good for her...........
Lame lame and more lame come outta the both of them, Lydia's almost looked like she was comatose while giving her "you rock, love hanging out witcha" shit, and Michele decides to not use the POV on either of them...............YAY!!!!
Ok, ok, let's not get too excited now, as I have said time and time again, this friggin house flips QUICK, so there's no telling what's gonna happen by Thursday's eviction! That mutha could weasel his way back in..............stay tuned
Peace out Heffas
EA
She's smart as all hell, obviosuly can win a challenge in this bitch, shit, people better be scared and quick, Michele came outta nowhere folks...........
Right away we get to see Signor Weasel go up to HOH to turn on the waterworks.......don't you all just love how he always begins it with a "handshake?" You notice that? He always does the handshake thing, like it's supposed to mean "Listen here, I'm shaking your hand now, so you KNOW I gotta be telling you the truth! Everybody KNOWS he who begins with a handshake, not full of caca shall he be..........."
So here he goes telling YumYum1 that there are no hard feelings..............and cue the tears. No really, he is all shook up folks, just beside himself.........poor little fukk...............God, I barely got that out..........
Luckily Russell knows he is full of shit, as we see his DR where he states "He can't even fake cry,, I'm more than happy to put the tombstone on his grave"
POV players are chosen, and off they go to do a cute game of Roman Forum. I died laughing at one of the facial expressions that came outta Jessie when her heard a ridiculosu estimate guess outta Michele, you catch that? LOL
Ronnie tried to "FOLD" his way through the whole friggin thing and it didn't work, it was Michele who pulled it off. The VERY LAST PERSON he wanted to see win it took it for the 2nd week in a row..............shittin' yaself yet there punk?!?!?
I was hella impressed with this little wallflower yet again, she is REALLY comin around! I didn't have any opinion of her whatsoever for weeks, and didn't think I would if I'm being honest, but hell, look at her go!
We get to see this little lass head on up to HOH and have a very interesting and comforting talk with Russell. These two look like they MIGHT be hooking up and playing together in this game!!! Seems like a team of 4 is forming, Russell, Michele, Jeff & Jordan, who knew?!?!?!?
Russell & her exchange a long list of notes regarding other HG's, and whats fun to watch is how they are getting along and how it's all unfolding. I don't think either of them ever dreamed they would wind up where they are right now, in an HOH room discussing the very REAL possibility of alligning together and throwing all of them for a loop. As Russ mentioned, NO ONE would see them coming and wouldn't guess they are working together if they play this off right...........
I'm SOOOOOO liking this new plans folks, mama is hella happy right now! Here's the problem...................WAY too many days left in that house for things to go according to plan! LOL As I mentioned previously, before you can even finish wipin' from front to back, things do a complete 180 in them loco walls..............
Ok, so going back to that fukktard Ronnie, he initially tries to smooth talk Michele into either voting him to stay OR (is he fukkin crazy, no really, has anyone checked if this mutha is a bonafide crazy???) to even use her POV on him and take him off the block................
When he sees that doesn't work, he decides that he's gonna give playing the role of Marlon Brando a try with his whole "You betta not go against the Family" in the BY. This fukk tried to actually INTIMIDATE Michele by saying that he, Chima, Nat & Jessie are a secure alliance, so if she votes him out, she will have 3 people after her, or to quote this cunt "think logically, you will be evicted right after me and will not make it to the final 2". HUH! Ain't that about a bitch?!?!?!? I had no IDEA The Godfather himself had spoken! I hate this fukkin twat, I really do, no I really loathe him.....................did you see his smug face while he was saying all this and trying to bully her?!??!? You fukk.............
We witness this bizarre argument unfold next in the kitchen between Chima & Russell. She showed hints of jealousy more than once in this game with regards to him talking to Lydia or other females, and she did it again by calling Michele Russell's GF. Well, seems Russell has had enough of her snide remarks, and hauls off back at her for once.......................sweet! He even goes as far as hinting to Jessie that she has pissed him off SO much that if she keeps this up, she may go up..........
Cut to a scene where Ronnie & Chima (He-Ma, sorry, she looks like a damn Tranny to me) are yakkin about Russell, none of it good. We see Russ right outside the door hearing ALL of it, and Nat catches it as well, so she runs in to tell them he has just heard everything they were talking about. They both puff up like they're gonna do something (He-Ma might, but Ronnie?!?!? Oh bless his heart.........) and Jessie and Nat warn her in particular to not start shit cause they cant save Ronnie so far, they sure as hell won't be able to save her if she hauls off on him, especially right before POV Ceremony, hello?!?!?
Ok, as an aside, is anyone else having a hell of glare off her head coming through their tv screen? He-Ma's..............that heffa's generatin' more friggin oil than a Big Mac everytime she pops on screen!!!! Christ woman, get a wetnap or something, gross...............
And is anyone else catching onto Nat's hygiene habits, or lack thereof??? We don't see this heffa bathe much as it is, she blames it on cold showers, but pray tell the reason you wear the same damn clothes day after day????? Your undies are gonna haul off and take off on their own soon sista...................wtf with these women?!??!?! You making me reconsider my team, is that it?!??! Dusgusting.......Fuckin little dude not only has a bad attitude, she gotta be funky too? Nasty ass, bathe already bitch, bathe............and quit pickin your damn nose ya numb twat, did you forget the live feed viewers?
POV Ceremony time, and Michele is BRILLIANT in her speech when she turns to Ronnie and says "I'll give you a chance to lie first.........I mean speak". LOL oh that was classic! Good for her...........
Lame lame and more lame come outta the both of them, Lydia's almost looked like she was comatose while giving her "you rock, love hanging out witcha" shit, and Michele decides to not use the POV on either of them...............YAY!!!!
Ok, ok, let's not get too excited now, as I have said time and time again, this friggin house flips QUICK, so there's no telling what's gonna happen by Thursday's eviction! That mutha could weasel his way back in..............stay tuned
Peace out Heffas
EA
She's smart as all hell, obviosuly can win a challenge in this bitch, shit, people better be scared and quick, Michele came outta nowhere folks...........
BB11: Episode 11 - Nominations
Yum-Yum1 wins HOH and Signor Weasel & Ms. Boop are up!
Did we watch the sheer GLEE come outta some of the HG's as they were told the cliques were no more?!?!??!? Or the collective GASP when they heard that America was voting to give a secret power?!?!?!
So round and round we went as we watched these fukktards (ok, some of 'em not so much, ok) go spinnin' off this contraption vying for HOH. It got down to Yum-Yum 1 and Yum-Yum 2 (respectively Russel & Jeff)
They both gave that little deal nod with the whole "we both want Ronnie out, so drop, no you drop, no YOU drop, no muthafucka I said YOU DROP", until alas, with Yum-Yum 1 promising on his dad that Jeff & Jordan would not go on the block if Jeff dropped. Jeff hit the floor, and we are crowned with our new HOH!
Now, watching both Signor Weasel (Ronnie, keep up with my nicknames by now folks, think this will be my last blog I spell it out!) & La Closet Lesbiana (Nat) get NADA in their graduation gift boxes was DELICIOUS!!!!!!!! Oh that was so much fun watching her in particular throw her box down in disgust when she saw it was empty (in her defense, alligned with my lesbian suspicions, I don't think Nat is used to looking into empty boxes.....)
Now little Jordie picked the box where she got to choose who was the Have Nots. TV only viewers only got to see her pull 3 names, tada, nothing more to it right??? WRONG! You all need to know she took The Brains out of the hat right away cause she didn't deem it fair they be Have Nots 2 weeks in a row. THEN, she LEFT Jeff's name in there and originally pulled Kevin, Nat & Jeff. It was the OTHER HG's who told her to keep Jeff's name out of the hat and to pull again people! So she was not playing favorites by any means, she had her yum yum in there!!!!
Jessie disappointed the hell outta me with the way he behaved at being chosen for Have Nots, come on kiddo, really?!?!?!? As much as I dislike Lydia, her "if you're gonna be a baby about it" was rightly deserved with the way you behaved like a child...........not cool, keep it together Jessie, we LIKE you this season. Ok, well I like you this season! LOL
Ok, now insert vomit inducing scene from Signor Weasel.............who else tasted their dinner come back up when he looked straight at a camera in the Spa Room and said "Please America, give me the power, I will use it for good, THIS good" pointing to him, Jessie & Nat! Oh, Christ, here comes another crabcake........
What REALLY burns my ass is WHO Jessie is alligned with right now, those 2 twats! Come on Jessie, is there no one else, really?!?!? Nobody likes your little I-need-2-pretend-I-like-men little dude Natalie, and we sure as HELL can't stomach Ronnie, so this is soooooo not helping the cause for you..........
So Ms. Boop (Lydia) gets to work because that's her shtick, she cozies up to whomever is in power that given week.......................she throws everybody under that bus so quickly you didn't even see the wheels spinnin'..............step right up, line 'em up.................
Now, interesting to note YumYum1 went and TOLD Jessie, Nat & Chima everything Lydia said, which of course was followed by an immediate "that bitch said WHAT?!??" reaction from that crew............hmmmm, still not sure why he made that move......especially if his intent is Ronnie goes home............
Anyway, we get to nominations and (see if you can hear the angel's choir of Hallelujahs comin' outta me) Signore Weasel & Ms. Boop are on the damn block! BOOYAH!!!!
WIll it stay that way?? WIll that little fukk weasel his way into staying??? Hell, if he does, they DESERVE to hear his fukkin voice in the jury house over the next month, damn fools............
Peace out Heffas
EA
Did we watch the sheer GLEE come outta some of the HG's as they were told the cliques were no more?!?!??!? Or the collective GASP when they heard that America was voting to give a secret power?!?!?!
So round and round we went as we watched these fukktards (ok, some of 'em not so much, ok) go spinnin' off this contraption vying for HOH. It got down to Yum-Yum 1 and Yum-Yum 2 (respectively Russel & Jeff)
They both gave that little deal nod with the whole "we both want Ronnie out, so drop, no you drop, no YOU drop, no muthafucka I said YOU DROP", until alas, with Yum-Yum 1 promising on his dad that Jeff & Jordan would not go on the block if Jeff dropped. Jeff hit the floor, and we are crowned with our new HOH!
Now, watching both Signor Weasel (Ronnie, keep up with my nicknames by now folks, think this will be my last blog I spell it out!) & La Closet Lesbiana (Nat) get NADA in their graduation gift boxes was DELICIOUS!!!!!!!! Oh that was so much fun watching her in particular throw her box down in disgust when she saw it was empty (in her defense, alligned with my lesbian suspicions, I don't think Nat is used to looking into empty boxes.....)
Now little Jordie picked the box where she got to choose who was the Have Nots. TV only viewers only got to see her pull 3 names, tada, nothing more to it right??? WRONG! You all need to know she took The Brains out of the hat right away cause she didn't deem it fair they be Have Nots 2 weeks in a row. THEN, she LEFT Jeff's name in there and originally pulled Kevin, Nat & Jeff. It was the OTHER HG's who told her to keep Jeff's name out of the hat and to pull again people! So she was not playing favorites by any means, she had her yum yum in there!!!!
Jessie disappointed the hell outta me with the way he behaved at being chosen for Have Nots, come on kiddo, really?!?!?!? As much as I dislike Lydia, her "if you're gonna be a baby about it" was rightly deserved with the way you behaved like a child...........not cool, keep it together Jessie, we LIKE you this season. Ok, well I like you this season! LOL
Ok, now insert vomit inducing scene from Signor Weasel.............who else tasted their dinner come back up when he looked straight at a camera in the Spa Room and said "Please America, give me the power, I will use it for good, THIS good" pointing to him, Jessie & Nat! Oh, Christ, here comes another crabcake........
What REALLY burns my ass is WHO Jessie is alligned with right now, those 2 twats! Come on Jessie, is there no one else, really?!?!? Nobody likes your little I-need-2-pretend-I-like-men little dude Natalie, and we sure as HELL can't stomach Ronnie, so this is soooooo not helping the cause for you..........
So Ms. Boop (Lydia) gets to work because that's her shtick, she cozies up to whomever is in power that given week.......................she throws everybody under that bus so quickly you didn't even see the wheels spinnin'..............step right up, line 'em up.................
Now, interesting to note YumYum1 went and TOLD Jessie, Nat & Chima everything Lydia said, which of course was followed by an immediate "that bitch said WHAT?!??" reaction from that crew............hmmmm, still not sure why he made that move......especially if his intent is Ronnie goes home............
Anyway, we get to nominations and (see if you can hear the angel's choir of Hallelujahs comin' outta me) Signore Weasel & Ms. Boop are on the damn block! BOOYAH!!!!
WIll it stay that way?? WIll that little fukk weasel his way into staying??? Hell, if he does, they DESERVE to hear his fukkin voice in the jury house over the next month, damn fools............
Peace out Heffas
EA
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