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Episode 3: POV Ceremony

2011-07-14T08:29:00.004-04:00

Well damn........anybody else as sick as I am at seeing Rachel's "I Love My Hubby" T-shirt??? Did she buy more than one or is this heffa not in the habit of WASHING clothes as often as one should??? I digress.....perhaps I should START the blog before ranting randomly..........

Hello folks, we got a better episode last night than what we were fed Sunday evening..... the TV only viewers finally got to see what I have sadly known since the show aired.......EVELDICK IS NO MORE............

Look, what can I tell ya?!?!? I have already signed up for 6 more weeks of therapy, I mean, this is just awful. To have that kinda carrot dangled in front of mama's face only to have it go POOF is just 2 kinds of wrong & cruel...... personally, I think this was a direct hit to yours truly. SOMEONE told the people over at CBS that EA is Satan's spawn and the cruelest joke you could play on me would be to have it APPEAR as though ED was back on the show and then BAM........bye bye Mr. Miagi.....

Yes I know, delusions of grandeur where I think CBS give a rat's ass about me & actually plotted an ED twist just to torment ME, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it.....

Ok, now that I have that outta my system, onto the show shall we? I mean, was there really a NEED for a show after divulging that ED left??? Wasn't that in and of itself enough to fill an entire episode?? No?? Ok, carry on....

So, hmmmm, let's see.....oh yeah, POV, duh!

FOH (Porsche aka Full of Herself) decides to not use the 1 brain cell left & go crying to Rachel, Brandon & Dani that she doesn't get why she was nominated. Ok, follow the bouncing ball now blondie, focus........you were put there so that you could be SAFE for 4 weeks with the Golden Key you stupid silicone slut.....ah, there, that feels better....

I also don't get why both FOH & Dani are whining about having a Golden Key. Are you friggin serious here ladies????? "We don't get to compete" is their boo-hoo.....oh gimme a break!! You get to sit your pretty little asses on the sideline, do nothing and get no blood on your hands, AND you get a vote. Oh yeah, how you suffer.......... at least Dani came to her senses later in the episodes when she saw the advantages that the Golden Key could offer. I don't think FOH is ever gonna catch up cause in the last official school day for her they only got as far as "stay in the lines now hunny"...

Branchel won POV cause FOH & Keith threw the damn comp (will get to that in a second folks, I am still in disbelief that a nominee would throw away a chance to save themselves!) and because Jordan......well.....bless her heart.....

Now, is it me or are both FOH AND KEITH IDIOTS?!??!? When in the HELL of BB history have you ever seen 2 nominees so happy to STAY on the chopping block?!??! Did you see these 2 buffoons?!?!? They were THRILLED to be on the damn block!!! HELLO!!! Have either of you ever WATCHED the damn show?!??!?! When is it EVER a wise decision to accept the position of pawn on BB?? Ask Dustin, it worked miracles for him..... I think that weasel is still cryin' into his Frosted Flakes every morning.......

Keith losing his damn mind sure as hell didn't help. What was he thinking attacking Kalia like that? Now FOH was one thing, with her he knew for certain that she had flipped over to the alumnis, but where did he have proof that Kalia had done the same? All that did was cast a shadow of doubt on his own sanity amongst his group.... you're 2 for 2 Keith, keep up the great work!

I'm still not certain what Shelly's game plan is here but I do love this chick so far! I mean, even with my spoilers and knowing more than TV viewers only, it's still really unclear WHO she is really being loyal to.....her DR's don't match. Furthermore, it's difficult to know WHO is going home tonight, I really cannot tell as of this moment! These HG's are on FIRE this season, the only time they stop plottin' & schemin' is when they sleep! Trying to keep up with what's what and who's who is makin' my damn head spin!

At any rate, tonight's episode ought to be interesting just in the sense we will start getting a clearer idea of whose alliances are real and whose are fake, based on the votes for whom.

Now, I end this with a plea to all HG's......if any of you will PLEASE steal that damned T-shirt and burn it, mama will personally cook you your favorite meal when you get outta the house..........

Oh and Trish, this one is for you: A monkey only whistles when it's ass is being violated *wink*

Ciao Heffas,
EvelAlida (EA)

Episode 2: Nominations

2011-07-11T16:14:00.002-04:00

*FOR YOU TV ONLY VIEWERS, STOP READING AT THE SPOILER SEGMENT*

Hello BB Fans, had yet another episode last night.....

What did I make of it? Blah, nothing all too thrilling if you ask me.....1 or 2 things got my attention at best and here is how I saw it.....

Now, The Alumni Group of 6 banded naturally, and started shooting out possibilities of who to put up.........Adam & Dominic or Keith & Porsche......this whole Golden Key twist has them thinking more along the lines of who will stay back versus who goes, which is in and of itself very smart thinking.....

Now, the LAST thing I wanna do is give Rachel & Brandon ANY credit for using what is left of their feeble minds, but last night for a refreshing change, they showed hints of intelligence in this game. Even EvelDick himself was impressed when Brendon mentioned they needed to get the newbies to start fighting amongst themselves & their partners.....someone ate their Wheaties that morning I dare say......

Cut to FOH (Full of Herself) Porsche......well well well......how quickly we saw treachery outta this heffa huh? HG's hadn't even so much as figured out the layout of the house before she was MORE than happy to get pulled in by EvelDick.....but then again, who in their right mind can resist this man's charms correct? LOL

Her confiding in Keith that she had alligned with Alumni was an enormous mistake in my opinion....she barely knows her partner, get it together woman......

The fun part was to watch the unveiling of the alliance "The Regulators" amongst Lawon, Dominic, Keith & Cassi......Dominic better simma down though, don't puff up with confidence in your plan there too quickly hun, this is week 1, have you been watching the show at ALL?!?!??! The second you think "I got this" so soon in the game is the second us viewers are saying "Bon Voyage Dumbass".............

Keith naturally ran back to his alliance and slit FOH's throat (Porsche, yes folks, I still nickname the HG's as I see fit and then refer to them as such moving forward, so pay attention!) by rattin' Barbie's ass out.......was anyone falling over in shock? Anyone? No? Ok......

So now due to her alleged alleagiance, what happens here folks? There ya go! Up goes Keith & Porsche!!!

I will say I found Shelly's DR, who is one of my current favorite HG's, very interesting with regards to how she planned on TRYING to teeter on both sides.....that has always failed miserably in most cases, but then again, I have seen it done successfully once or twice. If anyone could be smart enough to pull it off, it could be this woman, she's sharp as far as I can see.....

How's the house gonna go??? WHo they gonna evict??? This ought to be interesting!!

Ciao Heffas,
EvelAlida (EA)

*SPOILER SEGMENT*
Ok now but seriously, what the fuck?!??!?! NOTHING on ED's departure from the show last night? NOTHING? A legend has walked out those doors people! Oh I was heated..... and let me tell ya another thing, this whole baloney with Porsche telling people Keith is campaigning against her because he was atracted to her and she turned him down?!??! REALLY woman??? Any wonder why I have thus far nicknamed you FOH (Full of Herself)?!?!??! Relax killa, you may be cute but you're nothing to write home about.....Cassi makes you look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame, so get your ass where it belongs, up that tower ringin' that bell bitch...........

Episode 1: House Reveal & HOH

2011-07-08T11:25:00.000-04:00

*be forewarned that I write commentary based on feeds of each episode, therefore there is bound to be spoilers for the TV Only viewers. If you don't wanna know, stop reading once I have begun the Spoiler Segment*

Ok folks, so we finally get to see who we're working with this season. 8 fresh faces arrived, some uglier than others, but at least new. Then we get slammed with the twist that 3 Dynamic Duo Legends from the past are returning to the house to play the game............you KNOW where MY head went right away don't you? Moving forward........

The new HG's are told they need to pair up because they will be playing in pairs, that's twist numero uno people......they do NOT look pleased. Can't blame 'em cause they just met each other, how in the hell are you supposed to know who to pair up with based off of 10 minutes chatting around the livingroom?

The pairs are: Adam/Dominic, Cassi/Shelly, Kalia/Lawon, Keith/Porsche

Metalhead Adam - ok ok, well, he likes Beverly Hills 90210 so how bad can he be right?! Not quite sure if he's all there as of yet, but we will see....

Cassi - STUNNING woman and appears very calm & poised, may be a dark horse...

Keith - Ok now, did I hear right, he is some sort of Youth Pastor correct? But he chases ass like we women are falling off the face of the earth.....huh, must have skipped that Sunday School class as a kid..........

Kalia - she turned me off right at the intro when she called herself the "Real Life Carrie" from Sex & The City....ok easy killa, from where I'm sitting, you look like you ate Carrie, so hush up till we get to know you a little better.....

Dominic - again, had to check my hearing, his intro states he's 25, a virgin, and lives at home with mom......they're already buzzing he's "eye candy" for the show but I think he may have a brain in that pretty little head.....

Shelly - now HER I like! She really made the best impression on me so far of all the new HG's. She seems like a tough gal with a no-nonsense attitude but who can also do the "nice" when needed.....we'll see, look how many times I start off liking someone & then wind up wanting to cut them weeks later?!?!

Porsche - not feeling all that optimistic about little Miss "I'm always the prettiest one in the room", but again time will tell.....

Lawon - ok, now THIS cat I'm gonna be watching. He dresses like Dr. Seuss & behaves like Jack McFarland from Will & Grace...... that alone will be entertaining to watch!

1st Duo walks in, I wanna reach for a gun.....Branchel! Oh you have GOT to be kidding me?!??! I gotta listen to this twit's voice & laugh again??? And they're ENGAGED?!??! Is that not vomit inducing to anyone other than me?!?!?! How soon we forget his Skype Scandal and boo-hooing on the internet for forgiveness.....I'm crashing that wedding, will let you know what they had for appetizers.....

2nd Duo walks in, I can't help but giggle.....Jeff & Jordan are just plain fun to watch. As always, she's still knittin' with only one needle trying to figure out how to "subtract".....and as always, Jeff remains true to his initial nickname of Yum Yum.....ok not bad so far......

3rd Duo walks in and mama damn near falls off the couch..........EVELDICK IS FRIGGIN' BACK!!!! MY MENTOR! MY ROLE MODEL! MY MR. MIAGI! THE VERY REASON YOU ALL TAGGED ME WITH MY NICKNAME OF EA IS BACK IN THE HOUSE!!!!! People, my weak heart could barely stand it......I mean, how much is one mere mortal to take in one sitting?!?!??! To watch him literally STRUT into that house made me wanna go to church and thank God properly for this one!

HOH competition was pretty funny, especially listening to Dick rant "listen, I don't wanna stay in this position all that long, with my daughter's ass on my head!" Dani was a trooper though, I don't think she moved an inch.....Rachel won HOH cuttin' that deal and we get slammed with yet another twist.....whichever couple is nominated, who remains of the two will get a Golden Key that guarantees them the next 4 weeks of safety....not sure what I make of that one just yet, but we'll see what happens.....

It will be interesting to see if the alliance of the NEW vs. the OLD will stand up. Personally I don't think so, but what the hell do I know?!?!

Till Sunday, Ciao
EvelAlida EA

*SPOILER SEGMENT*

NO ONE CAN FIND EVELDICK! IT SEEMS HE HAS LEFT THE HOUSE AND NO ONE KNOWS WHERE TO OR WHY?!??!? Oh no no no no no no....PLEASE let this be some planned twist! I JUST finished smiling that he was on this season and now to hear he's disappeared is heartbreaking.......

Big Brother Premiere

2011-07-07T20:51:00.000-04:00

Hello Hello, it's that time again folks :-)

I've gotten all your emails, and as I stated in a Note on FB, yes, I am back this year to give my commentary of our 13th season of our favorite show........

Many of you have asked if I was going to be at all "nicer" this year and not so rough with my thoughts.......Ummmm, nope, not so much...... EA hasn't gotten any nicer and therefore my writing style will more than likely not change an ounce..... if you want "nice", you are in the wrong place and should know better than to be at a blog called the Evel's Den written by EvelAlida, get a clue............

So with that said, I will do my best to entertain the masses again this year. If you like it, don't like it, I still don't really give a shit but hey, glad you stopped in......

See ya tomorrow when I install my segment on tonight's premiere.

Buckle up BB Fans, Season 13th hits us in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1................

Ciao Heffas,
EvelAlida (EA)

BB11: Episode 16- Eviction & Coup D'etat

2009-08-17T19:31:00.000-04:00

JEFF OFFICIALLY HAS SAID YO MOMMA!

Oh sweet Mother of all that's Holy, how DELICIOUS was tonight's episode?!?!??!
I was jumping up and down like a damned fool in front of my screen, I couldn't believe that not only did my Yum Yum sack up and use the Coup d'Etat, but the WAY in which he used it with such OOMMPH!

As I said, going over and over the episode play by play like people who come here to read my blog don't already KNOW what happened on the show is useless, so I am feelin' out just sayin' what's my opinion etc.............

Ok, well.........................WHERE THE FUCK DO I BEGIN PEOPLE?!??!!?

We got to see He-ma in all her pompous glory still repeating that all hell will break loose if the power is used! LOL And how much did you love the "Not So Live Live Show" tonight folks?!??!?! The fact that this cunt actually had the power to make a major tv network re-arrange their entire production is impressive, I'll say it! I hate the twat but hell, that's some feat to pull off there lil' mama, well done bitch......

Julie eloquently says "If the power who has the power wants to use it, stand up now......." and with a resounding "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh" Jeff rose and I could hear the choir of hallelujah singin in Boston!

Jordan's face was friggin PRICELESS! LMAO How cute was she to be that stunned he had it?!?!?!? Poor little thing, i just wanna squish her I swear.................

So, he's asked if he wants to take one down, off comes Lydia, and up goes PigPen. He's asked if he wants to take another down, and off comes Russ and up goes Muscles. Brilliant, FUCKIN BRILLIANT move, even though I sincerely didn't want Jessie to bounce, it's that vile little dude Nat I wanted to see gone............

Jessie's speech was in my opinion a CLASS ACT, I don't care whether you love to hate him or hate to love him. He said, fair and square to Jeff "this was the smartest move for you and the best thing you could have done, congratulations" and it was at that second he reaffirmed WHY I liked him this season and why I didn't wanna see him go before stank ass................

His speech made absolutely no sense, bless his heart...........LOL did anyone get what the fuck this poor kid was trying to say there to the HG's?!?!??! LOL I rewound it a dozen times, still scratching my head. He couldn't; even figure out who was votin', thought there could be a tie, oh he was a hot mess and I was like what?!?!? LOL Poor guy, not easy being on the spot like that huh? He is NO FOOL people, he saw this coming and he was fully prepared for it, so as I said, love him or hate him, he ain't the dumb musclehead people love to make him out to be. He knew what was what and what was gonna go down, he had been saying it for the whole 2 weeks come on........

Now, I can't be sure, but I THINK he pushed Kevin away when he tried to say goodbye because it was clear he voted for him to bounce, is that it?!?!? Other than that I couldn't understand it because i didn't see any clear cut animosity between these two, but it sure as hell closed the lid on that casket for Kevin didn't it?!?!?

Now, He-ma......................oh our dear dear He-ma......................who didn't squeal watching that cunt's face as Jeff replaced BOTH her noms and her entire ALLIANCE was on that block?!?!? Anyone??? ANYONE??? You don't count over there in the corner reading this bitch, you're related to He-ma, big fuckin surprise!

Oh watching her face was like Christmas, only with better presents!

I rewound that bitch a dozen or so times as well. And how yummy was that little dig she attempted when she overheard Jeff tell Russ "I keep my word?" What was it?? She said "Did he say he kept his word? Oooohhh so that means you knew about the power. Looks like me and the producers need to have a little talk" Again, kudos to re-arranging an entire show, kudos, won't hold back the undulation there, but really now?!?!?? How LONG exactly do you think you're gonna be allowed to bend this network over before they tell ya to get fucked?!?!?

Not much longer..................we all know what I'm talking about, we'll get to that later :-)

The votin happens, it's a 3-3 and Jessie has left the building. Even enjoyed the way he left I gotta admit..............good attitude all in all after what just friggin happened to him! The only way this episode could have been better for me was if that bitch had been tossed and someone threw her a bar of soap on the way out............

Lydia ballin' had me rollin..................poor little sock puppet's not gonna have anyone there to give her the 1-2 punch is there?!??!?! No more peek-a-boo under the covers.................unless she's got some super peesh that can turn Kevin, she's cashed in her last diddle.............

So HOH time, and hello dolly, Michele wins it! LMAO Seriously, someone out there loves me, just adores me, to have this unfolding the way it is right now........mama did something good to someone somewhere..................

So good......................so damned good people, and I am feeling FANFUKKINTASTIC right now to watch that cunt go from being Queen Bee to what we all know has become of her, and as I said, we WILL get to that very soon in a later post..........there's just so much joy my evel heart can take :-)

Peace out Heffas
EA

BB11: Episode 15 - POV Ceremony

2009-08-16T20:16:00.000-04:00

PUNKY POWER!!!!! KEVIN WINS VETO!!!

Ok, well, I think I am gonna change it up for a minute here and see how it feels.

We ALL KNOW what happens per episode, let's not play here, so why go over it every single time play by play???? Like if you're reading this, you have NO IDEA what happened on the show! Please.................

So, I am gonna make it more opinion for a few rounds and see how it flows.......

As you saw from my opener, Kevin won the veto, and yes I refer to him as Punky Brewster. Don't tell me you haven't noticed the resemblance between him and that 80's color challenged child!

So he wins it, and he DOESN'T" USE IT ON HIS BFF LYDIA! HELLO!

Ok, part of me thinks it made sense strategy speaking for what he's thinking of, NUMERO UNO BABY! He's thinking of himself, and why shouldn't he?!??! I mean, is he there to play BB for himself or for Lydia????

But then the other part of me wants to pee on the man...........I mean WTF?!?!? Here he goes and proclaims that if HE had the veto he would SOOOO take her off the block! Did we not all hear the man say this?!?!? I know I sure as hell and more importantly, you know LYDIA heard him say it more than once............so in that aspect it was a grimy move...........

Now, on to that beast He-ma.............

SHE'S A CUNT

There, no need to mince words here people, I have had just about enuff of this he-beast I really have. Now, for all the tv only viewers that have no idea why I would be this enraged, let me break it down for you..............

On tonight's episode, we saw her call Russell, a man who is Middle Eastern, a terrorist. She then followed it up by saying she MEANS he terrorizes the house and hence the word. We THEN get to see a cleverly series of clips CBS provides right after the comment of scenes were Russ did in fact go around yellin, or shall we say "terrorizing", the house................so makes perfect sense right?? WRONG

For those who have the feeds or have the sense to go and read the blogs that DO follow the feeds, we all know this here little douchebag knew exactly what she was saying and exactly what she meant by it. She meant it to be the racial slur it is, period.

She has for weeks now referred to him as a terrorist, has gone as far as saying "I'm the Twin Towers and He's a Terrorist", has said that the Coup D'etat was based on viewers votes and according to her only "Republicans watch this show, the Democrats read", so because Republicans watch and vote, the last 3 to collect votes in that house would be herself cause she's black, Kevin cause he's gay, oh and Russell because he's Middle Eastern and we all know what that means to them there Republicans, TALIBAN!!!!

This fukkin twat has been slingin' this shit from the get go and I am sick to my stomach over the damned edit CBS had the nerve to provide viewers tonight, as though to mislead them and actually make them think this cunt meant anything other than the hateful vile shit she's been sayin..............

Oh, and did i mention that He-ma also has stated that Southerners can't speak English?!?!?!? Must be a connect the dots thing to them red states and all, you know how them rowdy republicans get from the south.................

I can't stand this friggin excuse of a human any longer, I simply can't. The sooner she's off my screen the better. It's gotten to the point she makes me long for the days of Ronnie.........

I'm done, fukkin cunt makes me sick, end of story...........

Peace out Heffas
EA

BB11: Episode 14 - Nominations

2009-08-12T15:36:00.001-04:00

The Artist Previously Known as Yum-Yum & Ms. Boop are up

Ok, so we last left off with Cranium winning HOH (And I'm sorry, due to recent events, I am going to have to switch up Chima's new nickname to official "He-ma because she looks like a damned Tranny with a duck's bill for a fukkin mouth)

Naturally, this heffa let it IMMEDIATELY go to her head and we all but saw her strut to receive her key. You would think that with a head that large there would be a comparable sized brain in there to remind her she doesn't have SHIT for power with the "wizard" still on the loose.................

So naturally what I once reffered to as Yum-Yum (now I am FORCED to call Russell Fuckhead, cause anyone dumb enuff to have messed up his status with just about EVERYONE in that house, deserves to be called a Fuckhead) is sweatin' bullets cause him and He-ma ain't exactly paisans right about now..........

LOVED the DR where Jee mentions He-ma shouldn't get TOO worked up right now about being HOH....................that's right you delicious little morsel, you tell her!

He-ma starts going on her tangent and philosophy now that a WOMAN needs to win this game and furthermore, there needs to be al ALL WOMEN'S FINAL. Well I guess that leaves you out Tranny.................

He-ma then "reveals" a rather tragic story (ok I will admit, I went soft on this broad for a milli-second when I heard the whole story, then I remembered who she was and came back to my senses) that she was attacked and raped by a serial killer 10 years ago. What I DIDN'T understand was why CBS chose THIS night, roughly 5 weeks into the game, to show a clip that was over a damn month old! TV Only viewers were made to think she JUST told the HG's, when in fact she revealed this on day THREE in the house! Gee, I wonder if they're trying to make this douchebag appear more humane???

Problem is, I sadly know more than one female that has been savagely attacked, and they were capable of growing up to be good people and not a piece of shit lunatic...........I don't believe in perpetual victims, it's not some fukkin career

Wonder why I am this cruel perhaps? Keep reading............

TV Only viewers ALSO didn't get to see this kunt publicly say out loud that she hopes Russell goes to jail for putting his hands on her and when he does, she wants him to, and I quote, "get violated".

Nice huh? This is coming from a woman that lived through such a horror people. Nope, didn't show that edit did ya CBS? Oh but we'll get more of that I am sure, seems the editing over there in studio land may owe Chima a favor or two the way they're placing wings on this angel..................

Next we see PigPen (Nat) actually attempting to tell Jessie he is no longer ALLOWED to speak to Lydia, ain't that cute?!??! She was quite pissed too, all crabbypuss in HOH bed and all...................oh this gem, she's.....................moving on

So predictably, He-ma puts Fuckhead and Ms. Boop up on the block!

Shocked? Ayone? Till next time.............

Peace out Heffas
EA

BB11: Episode 13 - Eviction

2009-08-12T15:32:00.000-04:00

SIGNOR WEASEL HAS LEFT THE FUKKIN BUILDING!

AND THAT IS ALL THERE NEEDS TO BE SAID...........

Peace out Heffas
EA *may add to this once i get over the initial glee*

BB11: Episode 12 - POV Ceremony

2009-08-05T18:15:00.000-04:00

The little shit pulls it off again, Michele wins POV!

Right away we get to see Signor Weasel go up to HOH to turn on the waterworks.......don't you all just love how he always begins it with a "handshake?" You notice that? He always does the handshake thing, like it's supposed to mean "Listen here, I'm shaking your hand now, so you KNOW I gotta be telling you the truth! Everybody KNOWS he who begins with a handshake, not full of caca shall he be..........."

So here he goes telling YumYum1 that there are no hard feelings..............and cue the tears. No really, he is all shook up folks, just beside himself.........poor little fukk...............God, I barely got that out..........

Luckily Russell knows he is full of shit, as we see his DR where he states "He can't even fake cry,, I'm more than happy to put the tombstone on his grave"

POV players are chosen, and off they go to do a cute game of Roman Forum. I died laughing at one of the facial expressions that came outta Jessie when her heard a ridiculosu estimate guess outta Michele, you catch that? LOL

Ronnie tried to "FOLD" his way through the whole friggin thing and it didn't work, it was Michele who pulled it off. The VERY LAST PERSON he wanted to see win it took it for the 2nd week in a row..............shittin' yaself yet there punk?!?!?

I was hella impressed with this little wallflower yet again, she is REALLY comin around! I didn't have any opinion of her whatsoever for weeks, and didn't think I would if I'm being honest, but hell, look at her go!

We get to see this little lass head on up to HOH and have a very interesting and comforting talk with Russell. These two look like they MIGHT be hooking up and playing together in this game!!! Seems like a team of 4 is forming, Russell, Michele, Jeff & Jordan, who knew?!?!?!?

Russell & her exchange a long list of notes regarding other HG's, and whats fun to watch is how they are getting along and how it's all unfolding. I don't think either of them ever dreamed they would wind up where they are right now, in an HOH room discussing the very REAL possibility of alligning together and throwing all of them for a loop. As Russ mentioned, NO ONE would see them coming and wouldn't guess they are working together if they play this off right...........

I'm SOOOOOO liking this new plans folks, mama is hella happy right now! Here's the problem...................WAY too many days left in that house for things to go according to plan! LOL As I mentioned previously, before you can even finish wipin' from front to back, things do a complete 180 in them loco walls..............

Ok, so going back to that fukktard Ronnie, he initially tries to smooth talk Michele into either voting him to stay OR (is he fukkin crazy, no really, has anyone checked if this mutha is a bonafide crazy???) to even use her POV on him and take him off the block................

When he sees that doesn't work, he decides that he's gonna give playing the role of Marlon Brando a try with his whole "You betta not go against the Family" in the BY. This fukk tried to actually INTIMIDATE Michele by saying that he, Chima, Nat & Jessie are a secure alliance, so if she votes him out, she will have 3 people after her, or to quote this cunt "think logically, you will be evicted right after me and will not make it to the final 2". HUH! Ain't that about a bitch?!?!?!? I had no IDEA The Godfather himself had spoken! I hate this fukkin twat, I really do, no I really loathe him.....................did you see his smug face while he was saying all this and trying to bully her?!??!? You fukk.............

We witness this bizarre argument unfold next in the kitchen between Chima & Russell. She showed hints of jealousy more than once in this game with regards to him talking to Lydia or other females, and she did it again by calling Michele Russell's GF. Well, seems Russell has had enough of her snide remarks, and hauls off back at her for once.......................sweet! He even goes as far as hinting to Jessie that she has pissed him off SO much that if she keeps this up, she may go up..........

Cut to a scene where Ronnie & Chima (He-Ma, sorry, she looks like a damn Tranny to me) are yakkin about Russell, none of it good. We see Russ right outside the door hearing ALL of it, and Nat catches it as well, so she runs in to tell them he has just heard everything they were talking about. They both puff up like they're gonna do something (He-Ma might, but Ronnie?!?!? Oh bless his heart.........) and Jessie and Nat warn her in particular to not start shit cause they cant save Ronnie so far, they sure as hell won't be able to save her if she hauls off on him, especially right before POV Ceremony, hello?!?!?

Ok, as an aside, is anyone else having a hell of glare off her head coming through their tv screen? He-Ma's..............that heffa's generatin' more friggin oil than a Big Mac everytime she pops on screen!!!! Christ woman, get a wetnap or something, gross...............

And is anyone else catching onto Nat's hygiene habits, or lack thereof??? We don't see this heffa bathe much as it is, she blames it on cold showers, but pray tell the reason you wear the same damn clothes day after day????? Your undies are gonna haul off and take off on their own soon sista...................wtf with these women?!??!?! You making me reconsider my team, is that it?!??! Dusgusting.......Fuckin little dude not only has a bad attitude, she gotta be funky too? Nasty ass, bathe already bitch, bathe............and quit pickin your damn nose ya numb twat, did you forget the live feed viewers?

POV Ceremony time, and Michele is BRILLIANT in her speech when she turns to Ronnie and says "I'll give you a chance to lie first.........I mean speak". LOL oh that was classic! Good for her...........

Lame lame and more lame come outta the both of them, Lydia's almost looked like she was comatose while giving her "you rock, love hanging out witcha" shit, and Michele decides to not use the POV on either of them...............YAY!!!!

Ok, ok, let's not get too excited now, as I have said time and time again, this friggin house flips QUICK, so there's no telling what's gonna happen by Thursday's eviction! That mutha could weasel his way back in..............stay tuned

Peace out Heffas
EA

She's smart as all hell, obviosuly can win a challenge in this bitch, shit, people better be scared and quick, Michele came outta nowhere folks...........

BB11: Episode 11 - Nominations

2009-08-05T17:47:00.001-04:00

Yum-Yum1 wins HOH and Signor Weasel & Ms. Boop are up!

Did we watch the sheer GLEE come outta some of the HG's as they were told the cliques were no more?!?!??!? Or the collective GASP when they heard that America was voting to give a secret power?!?!?!

So round and round we went as we watched these fukktards (ok, some of 'em not so much, ok) go spinnin' off this contraption vying for HOH. It got down to Yum-Yum 1 and Yum-Yum 2 (respectively Russel & Jeff)

They both gave that little deal nod with the whole "we both want Ronnie out, so drop, no you drop, no YOU drop, no muthafucka I said YOU DROP", until alas, with Yum-Yum 1 promising on his dad that Jeff & Jordan would not go on the block if Jeff dropped. Jeff hit the floor, and we are crowned with our new HOH!

Now, watching both Signor Weasel (Ronnie, keep up with my nicknames by now folks, think this will be my last blog I spell it out!) & La Closet Lesbiana (Nat) get NADA in their graduation gift boxes was DELICIOUS!!!!!!!! Oh that was so much fun watching her in particular throw her box down in disgust when she saw it was empty (in her defense, alligned with my lesbian suspicions, I don't think Nat is used to looking into empty boxes.....)

Now little Jordie picked the box where she got to choose who was the Have Nots. TV only viewers only got to see her pull 3 names, tada, nothing more to it right??? WRONG! You all need to know she took The Brains out of the hat right away cause she didn't deem it fair they be Have Nots 2 weeks in a row. THEN, she LEFT Jeff's name in there and originally pulled Kevin, Nat & Jeff. It was the OTHER HG's who told her to keep Jeff's name out of the hat and to pull again people! So she was not playing favorites by any means, she had her yum yum in there!!!!

Jessie disappointed the hell outta me with the way he behaved at being chosen for Have Nots, come on kiddo, really?!?!?!? As much as I dislike Lydia, her "if you're gonna be a baby about it" was rightly deserved with the way you behaved like a child...........not cool, keep it together Jessie, we LIKE you this season. Ok, well I like you this season! LOL

Ok, now insert vomit inducing scene from Signor Weasel.............who else tasted their dinner come back up when he looked straight at a camera in the Spa Room and said "Please America, give me the power, I will use it for good, THIS good" pointing to him, Jessie & Nat! Oh, Christ, here comes another crabcake........

What REALLY burns my ass is WHO Jessie is alligned with right now, those 2 twats! Come on Jessie, is there no one else, really?!?!? Nobody likes your little I-need-2-pretend-I-like-men little dude Natalie, and we sure as HELL can't stomach Ronnie, so this is soooooo not helping the cause for you..........

So Ms. Boop (Lydia) gets to work because that's her shtick, she cozies up to whomever is in power that given week.......................she throws everybody under that bus so quickly you didn't even see the wheels spinnin'..............step right up, line 'em up.................

Now, interesting to note YumYum1 went and TOLD Jessie, Nat & Chima everything Lydia said, which of course was followed by an immediate "that bitch said WHAT?!??" reaction from that crew............hmmmm, still not sure why he made that move......especially if his intent is Ronnie goes home............

Anyway, we get to nominations and (see if you can hear the angel's choir of Hallelujahs comin' outta me) Signore Weasel & Ms. Boop are on the damn block! BOOYAH!!!!

WIll it stay that way?? WIll that little fukk weasel his way into staying??? Hell, if he does, they DESERVE to hear his fukkin voice in the jury house over the next month, damn fools............

Peace out Heffas
EA

BB11: Episode 10 - Eviction

2009-07-31T11:17:00.000-04:00

By a Vote of 7 to 1, Casey, you have been eliminated from the Big Brother house.....

Ok, ok, wasn't thrilled at ALL by this week's eviction. Not that I wanted to see little Jordie go either granted, but I really wanted to see more of Casey, so it was a bummer for me tonight.......and to watch that little mutha's face, Weasel aka Ronnie's, that smug little fukkin' face of his when he watched Casey take the nomination seat, oh I could just punch him in that Cabbage Patch mug of his.....friggin ugly little bitch, what milligram of medication is that poor wife of his ON that she can stomach that bastard? It's those damned "cat ate the canary" smug faces he makes that really just makes me wish I could reach through my screen....

So, off the bat we get the laughter inducing DR outta Casey right after he's nominated, where he esclaims with a truly shocked and hilarious face "You know, I looked around, and I didn't see any outrage! We had a......didn't we have a plan......didn't we have a plan?!?!?! Teflon Ron strikes again!". Oh that was priceless you guys, his sheer WTF moment was too damn funny......

Ronnie's DR of "Ronnie lives again in the Big Brother house for 1 more week SUCKAS!" wasn't laughter inducing, just vomit inducing. Weasel really makes me ill......

When Jeff was speaking with Casey in the BY, he made an excellent point of "Ok dude, it's 1 thing to put you up, but what was that zinger all about? Don't hide behind a pair of sunglasses man, look 'em in the eye if you're gonna say something like that". I had to agree with this one, cause while I am surprising mainly myself with the admire I have for Jessie this time around, as I mentioned in my last blog, that zinger bothered me too. Not so much for it's content, but for what it could MEAN for Jessie if he slips back into his old skin from BB10..........he really needs to be careful if his new and improved model is gonna hold up

Ok, now, can we PLEASE DISCUSS that little montage of Lydia watching Jessie sleep?!?!??! HELLO!!!! Anybody else feel like they were watching the unreleased sequel to Fatal Attraction?!??!?! Holy Fuck Ms. Boop, cue the Psycho shower scene music please! WTF was THAT all about?!?!? Her DR made it even creeper with her stating "Because he's asleep he's in a vulnerable state. I really hope Jessie never makes me mad cause I can pretty much do whatever I wanted. Maybe while he's sleeping, I could get revenge. There's a few things I could do, just have to get creative". Seriously woman...............holy shit

Casey's little talk with Kevin was a smart move. He pointed out to Kevin that because he's on the block, he now has a full license to go after Jessie FOR other people without them having to get their hands dirty.......nice little thing to point out there Casey, it was a good move. It did shit for ya in the end Lord knows, but it was still an intelligent remark to have made nonetheless......

Ok, so here's a time where mama gets to flip the script. You all remember my FIRST blog of the season ye? I state who I like, who I don't like, and I remind all of you that I will change my mind so wait for it.............and tada, here's yet another reversal for me. I LIKE Jeff & Jordan, there I said it.

I can't help it.......I could not stand these 2 episode one, their remarks alone are still hard for me to shake off so that's the fence I am riding on a personal level. However, I'm sorry, no one can deny the absolutely adorable connection these 2 have and what a nice way to see it unfold for a change as far as "ShowMances" go. It's not seedy, not purely sexual, it's off the fukkin' charts adorable.........uuuggghhh it drives me mad that my mind has changed on these 2 but it has and I no longer loathe them nor have them on the top of my list for bouncin'......I also like they way these 2 are playing the game so far. It's not over the top decit, manipulation and bullshit that we get to see from far too many of the HG's, it's more on the level, and as long as their target WASN'T Jessie, I wouldn't mind the control shifting at ALL so they can get Weasel out......

When we see Julie address Ron about how he must be surprised to be safe, here comes that fukkin smug look of his again. Seriously, get this ugly shit off my screen, please, just forced down my dinner......

LOVED Jessie's SMART reply to Julie that he wasn't going to choose between the two ladies of which he prefers, Ms. Boop or Closet Lesbian. Although the little remark about them BOTH being platonic certainly rolled some eyes yes?

He's so damn likeable this season, damn, what the fukk happened?!?!? LOL I still cannot shake my amazement to be rooting for the kid......

Ok, now onto Casey's speech before the votes, and it went something like this:

"I wanna thank Big Brother for choosing me to participate this summer, it's an honor. I also wanna apologize, cause it feels like to my family at least, I let them down by being in the position I'm in. I'm in this position because 2 houseguests stabbed me in the back. Ronnie, the manipulative dorkapodomus (LMAO!) w/ the God complex. Jessie, the self absorbed, smedium wearing (LMAO, sorry that made me laugh too cause my best friend Donny uses that very word to describe guys that wear tight shirts and it made me immediately think of him) ego maniac with a personality & IQ of ironically enuff, a banana. Both these guys stabbed me in the back & they'll do the same to the rest of ya'll alright? Know that, they will do that to you. (Looking at Ronnie) it;s funny you talk about actions man cause after what you did to me......you have a choice. Go into the Diary Room, you can do what they tell you to do and vote me out & continue to be mindless sheep herded down towards your OWN evictions, or you can use the anonimity of the Diary Room & vote to keep me here to fight the good fight. I done nothing to any of you, it's these guys that want me out. Have your own mind. I appreciate it, mingle mix (???) HOLLA"

Ok, THAT was a good speech, even though I didn't agree with 1/2 of it. As I stated previously in a blog, it WAS Casey that drew first blood w/ Jessie, oh hoe HE easily forgets. It was Casey that betrayed JESSIE whhen he cast the rogue vote to evict. But that's of no concern now is it? What I loved loved loved was Jessie's calm approach to the entire speech, didn't so much as bat an eye, and the OLD Jessie would have been all over that cat............

Jessi STILL kept an incredibly calm demeanor when Casey got up for the goodbyes and went on to state it was just a game. Casey of course reiterated with a parting blow of "Your word is mud man, period, period. You know, you shake hands with somebody, you look them in the eye......" to with Natalie jumps in with "You stabbed him in the back first Casey". I HATE to EVER agree with anything that comes outta this heffa's mouth, but she had a valid point. I just wish it had been Jessie to have made it, cause again, it will not bode well FOR him to have Natalie be his mouthpiece yet again. Casey's reply of "what are you his pitbull?? Ain't nobody talkin' to you man, go make Jessie a sandwich" was friggin priceless though! LMAO

And may I add, it was little, it was of no major significance, but Casey DID shake Ron's hand on the way out and included a "Good luck to you brother". Nice touch

We get the goodbye messages next and (GAG) here we see Ronnie's "Wow Casey, looks like the MANIOULATOR got you again (shit eatin' 'I know you did you little son of a bitch' grin outta Casey this whole time mind you)" was of course enough to make me what????? VOMIT.................Please dear Lord in heaven, make this piece of shit disappear from my screen soon Lord, soon...........

Natalie's goodbye of "You talk about how I'm an immature 18 year old. I'm actually 24, I do have a college degree, & I'm a lot smarter than you think, thats' why you're sitting outside those doors" was snazzy wasn't it??? I had to rewind twice to try and catch Casey's reaction which was minimal......her damned voice really grates me, anyone, anyone? I can't take her voice, I can't. Now i know, I know, it's more than likely based on the fact that I cannot stand her true, but shut the fukk up please

Ok, drum roll please.......................

IT'S TWIST TIME!!!!
NO MORE CLIQUES, YOU'RE ON YA DAMN OWN PEOPLE!

AND WHAT'S THIS? MYSTERY POWER YOU SAY? NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS AND IT COULD CHANGE THE ENTIRE COURSE OF THE GAME? ONLT THE ONE WHO HAS THE POWER WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS AND IT MUST BE KEPT A SECRET TILL USED?

WHAT, WAIT! AMERICA GETS TO VOTE ON WHO GETS THE POWER?

DID YOU ALL CATCH THAT COLLECTIVE GASP FROM THE HG'S AT THIS ONE??? LMAO

Ok, caps lock off...............sorry, got carried away! Oh that was delicious though wasn't it? The audible GASP was yummy!

Of course, we all get clued in as viewers that the Coup D'Etat is back people!!!!
This is the power that is only valid for 2 weeks, and the one that holds the power can overthrow the HOH by completely null & voiding one or BOTH of the nominations right BEFORE the live eviction! I am salivating as I type........this has been and always WILL be one the best mystery powers ever created by Big Brother in my opinion!!!!

I am soooooooo torn on whom I want to get this power. If I could be SURE Jeff wouldn't use it on Jessie, I want Jeff to take this hands down because then I KNOW he would use it on that fukk Ronnie. But it makes me nervous if it could be used to evict Jessie................damn it, I wish I had a better idea of whats going on in his head cause I am jittery to vote this time around and it almost always comes back to haunt me.........

At any rate, HOH comp time and it is the ever so popular ENDURANCE!

Round and round the HG's go as we sign off to credits this episode. Who else is dying of laughter watchin' em get smacked into that damn diploma? Who do you think is gonna take this one?? I only PRAY it's not Natalie or Ronnie, I think I could live with just about anyone else........

That pretty much wraps it up for this round folks. It was a hell of a good show tonight and we got some more insight. Unfortunately we had to see Casey go, or fortunately depending on who's reading this, but for me it was a letdown. I would have liked to have seen him team up with Jessie for real and taken it further, but ah well, these cats ain't playin' to make me happy now are they? If they were, Natalie & Ronnie would be dunked in a tub of shit somewhere without a towel in sight......

Peace out Heffas
EA

BB11: Episode 9 - POV

2009-07-30T15:17:00.000-04:00

ClosetFreak is in, BananaHammock is out!

Well, no one saw THIS coming now did they????

For starters we saw a very funny scene early on in this episode where Ronnie tries to assure Michele that she can choose him to play for POV because HE would surely use it on her...............appropriately followed by her outright laughing in his face! LOL I have to admit, she doesn't impress me much, other than the closet freak we all KNOW this little signorina can be, but this was just outright fantastic to watch as she laughed in his face while muttering "sure, sure!"

A game of Truth or Dare commences, and Weasel is dared to go and hug Casey for 1o seconds.........Casey is so not impressed to be hugged by "the rat". Furthermore, he is observant enough to (duh!) catch on that people's memories are really short in this house, because all of a sudden people are laughing and joking with the man allegedly everyone wants out. Hmmmm.........he suspects that Ronnie is warmin' up to people again, and wisely so, hello!

Anyone notice the GLARE Lydia shot through the screen when Natalie was chosen by Jessie to play Host of the POV? LOL Easy there killa..............

POV plays out, and its almost painful to watch Casey play blindly by securing a Margarita Party for the house instead of securing more points for himself to close the win. Seriously, I almost couldn't look.........do these HG's not know by NOW they are NEVER to feel safe or become complacent in this game just because there is some bullshit "plan" into play?!?!??! COME ON CASEY!!!! It really was hard to watch this cat tonight.................I have always been on the fence on him and still am, but I don't have enough deep seated hatred *cough Natalie* for this cat just yet to get any pleasure whatsoever in watching this unfold like it has for him so far.......

Then to add insult to injury, he chooses to gamble and choose an envelope, that then proceeds to flatter his VanillaMint ass with a damned Banana Suit for the week! LMAO Who writes this shit?!?!??!? Did we not feel bad enough for this guy just yet?!?!? Apparently not.....................more tail on this jackass please, more tail......

Jessie's "GAME OVER!" exclamation in his DR was priceless by the way.........

So ClosetFreak (Michele) wins it, and la-di-da, everyone (who is clueless that is) is still putzin' around thinking the PLAN (oh how that word tastes dirty doesn't it??) is still to backdoor Weasel.......

Wait wait wait...............Casey's getting some notion it may NOT go according to PLAN? What's this???? Does he waste a second? Nope, up to HOH he goes to confront Jessie! LOL You gotta at the very least respect THAT much about the guy, whether you like him or not, he doesn't waste any time trying to listen to the he said she said bullshit, he went straight for the head honcho............

The exchange between these 2 was a sight to see, and I gotta admit, much respect yet again to Jessie for at least not lyin' straight to this cat's face. He just kept reiterating "the right guy will walk out the door". Casey's "ok so who is that? Is that me or is that Ronnie?" was cute to watch, but hell, it had to be done and both these guys in my opinion handled it like men under the circumstance. Again, whether you're with Jessie or against him this season (I'm sorry, I have to admit, so far I am FOR Jessie this season, totally different dude I'm seeing this time around) you have to understand his point of view that it WAS Casey that jumped ship 1st when he cast his renegade vote in the Braden eviction........or does HE need to be reminded of short memories as he so keenly pointed out earlier this episode? So hell, put yourself in Jessie's shoes when he stated that yeah, their INITIAL alliance was now null and void under the circumstance..............

So it's POV ceremony time, and Jessie slipped up in my opinion.......he went "old-school muscle" in his speech with the whole "I won HOH, it's my decision, move your feet, you got a new seat" shtick. That could bite him in the ass, so I hope he pipes down and sticks to the new & improved Jessie we have been able to see this round.........careful baby boy, remember the advice you gave Natalie when you warned her NOT to behave as you did in BB10.............

Not a peep outta anyone, no outrage, no "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE PLAN?!??!" nothing. BananaBoy is gonna pick up on it, cause he may be lookin' stupid right now but he sure as hell ain't........

Personal asides and opinion wise, Natalie is infuriating me with her arrogance as usual. Just the way this little shit walks around that house like she got the deed on the joint gets under my skin and I cannot WAIT for someone to knock this heffa down a notch. My ultimate week would be to watch her and Ronnie squirm on the block, now that would be delicious...........I still ain't buyin' the "I got a BF at home" baloney either, cause I got some expertise in this area and she's up at bat for The Pink Mafia people................

Lydia, she's a piece of work isn't she???? Whining little fuck........she complains left and right that Ronnie is playing everyone one second, the next it's Russell whose the culprit, but lookie here lookie here, is that your supposed BEST FRIEND in the house KEVIN that you're trying to toss under them wheels Ms. Boop?????? Fraudulent Twat, I'm onto you and so are the viewers..............

Tonight's eviction night, and i am pretty sure that poor man is hauling off in a damned Banana suit, but who knows, poor little Jordie could get the boot if someone got the balls to actually DO what they SAY they are gonna do.............doubtful. His ass is gettin' peeled tonight I'm afraid.......

Peace out Heffas
EA

BB11: Episode 8 - Nominations

2009-07-29T17:56:00.000-04:00

Muscles did it again, and I am about to shock even myself, but BRAVO!

Sorry, to me, this season's Jessie is a COMPLETELY different cat than we got to see last season. I never dreamed in a million years that I would be rooting for him believe you me, but as far as I'm concerfned, he is thinking clearly and playing smart so more power to him................

what I REALLY like to see this season is the so called "macho, I'm too sexy for my shirt" bullshit is mainly just a facade and he doesnt take it seriously in the least. Last season, in my opinion at least, his arrogance was off the charts and THIS season his arrogance is off the charts, with the difference being that this season you get the sense he's just having fun with it and its not the narcissism we originally thought we were looking at in this cat..........

So everyone has their feet up feeling pretty secure in the fact that Jessie will "stick to the plan" and get Ronnie evicted this week. They all pretty much are calling it their week off from having to think anything through, it's a done deal and a house concensus.......uh-huh, yup..............

WE as viwers see that Jessie has NO intention whatsoever to not only NOT nominate Ronnie this round, but to not even BD him! LOL

As Jessie puts it in his DR sessions, ALLEGEDLY Weasel never lied to HIM so therefore he is way more of an asset to keep as of this moment.............

"I Pay Attention!" Kevin however sees Ronnie mouth "Thank God!" under his breath when Jessie won HOH, aha! LOL That was funny as hell when Kevin points that out in his DR..................caught ya punk! LOL

But what do we have here????? Is that Yum Yum (Russell) going up to Ronnie secretly in HOH and stating that all that bashing is just for appearances???? Seriously, how does one NOT watch this show?!?!??!?!?!

Unfortunately for VanillaMint (Casey) he gets caught up in front of La Secret Lesbiana (Nat) that it would be silly basically if Jessie didn't stick to the plan of ousting Ronnie, cause hell, that would only put yet another target on his back.....so who do ya think little Nat goes running to in order to point out that Casey is doggin' him so to speak?!??!?! Yup, right up to our Jessie.............hmmmm, wonder who that replacement nom would EVER be in the event that POV gets used?!?!? Not setting this up or nothing...............

Interesting scene was when Lydia got up from sitting down next to Jessie, when she returns she finds Nat sprawled out on his lap while he massages her shoulder. None too happy is our resident Betty Boop.......she even makes comment of her frustration of her seat being taken........which is followed by yet another HIGHlarious DR peek as Kevin says "Lydia is into Jessie, Natalie is into Jessie, and Jessie is into Jessie" LOL He never bores me...............

Nat's refusal to God forbid give up HER bed causes a stir between her and Lydia. Lydia points out the Queen Bee never rotates the beds, ever, and stays put while the other HG's rotate week to week.................while Lydia annoys the living hell out of me, calling Nat to task was fun to watch cause I can't stand that little dude even more...............

Nomination time, and we have Michele & Jordan up on the block.............no Weasel. Everyone's still breathing, there's always the backdoor plan ya see, the one they are sooooooooooo sure Jessie really has in mind.............

On a final note, we see Signore Weasel's smug DR where he rins his own bell by stating that he was Dead Man Walking but tada, Jessie pardoned him..............smug bastard, you wull get it, it's early yet bitch...............

Peace out Heffas
EA *as an aside, I had been hospitalized with penumonia, so these last few blogs have been less detailed as you may have noticed, but as I am feeling better, they will go back to normal within the next 2 blogs where I get to be my usual observant and pleasant self* Baci......................

BB11: Episode 7 - Eviction Night

2009-07-29T17:44:00.000-04:00

Farewell FunBags.................

I wasn't impressed with this heffa in the least at first, but JUST as she was starting to get good and show she has some brain in that silicone valley of hers, she got ousted................gone too soon baby girl...............

Signor Weasel decides to stir the shitpot once more just fot the hell of it, and concots a story alltogether, without even a morsel of truth to it. He decides to spread the word that Laura informed him that Russell assured her he could rally the votes to have her stay in the house. WHAT?!?!??!?!? Hot damn his mind is inventive........this was his brilliant way of somehow guaranteeting that FunBags would go, is that it?!??!? Let's see how that works for ya............

Oh oh oh, wait, what's this???? It BACKFIRED on you?!?!? Shut your mouth and say it isn't so! There's no WAY your bullshit lie could come back to bite your brilliant ass, no surely not YOU Ronnie!

Needless to say, via Muscles (Jessie) Russell get notified of his so called transgression regarding Laura, and we see that he has had more than enough of the he said she said bullshit and decides it is time to call people out..........I scooted up in my chair for this part and made sure I had a back-up beer as to not miss a syllable.......

Russell calles Weasel out in the BY about his bullshit lie and all delicious hell breaks loose!! Hot damn if this show isn't entertaining people.......Russell lays this cat OUT, fillets him in front of the whole house, and then serves him over a bed of Radicchio I tell ya!

We see that Sugnor Weasel has to retreat, and for a second, maybe a millisecond, ya almost feel bad for this tool. Being called out as the mastermind he was setting himself to be, he exiled himself from the entire house, and he has to HIDE in his HOH. I can't help but die laughing when Russell follows him around the house with his chant of "hey rat, ratty rat, ratty mcrat ratterson".................LOL sorry, funny, I don't give a shit what ya say

Psssstttt.....look over there though, oh how QUICKLY this house flips. Is that SYMPATHY we are seeing for him??? I do believe it is, listen carefully, Weasel is getting sympathy........

But alas, FunBags is evicted and the NEW HOH is Jessie!

As far as the whole house knows, Ronnie is the INTENDED eviction for next week. And as I said previously, we all know tha the road to hell was and always has been, paved with good intentions..............stay tuned

Peace out Heffas
EA

BB11: Episode 6 - POV

2009-07-29T17:34:00.000-04:00

LOL oh this is a damn good season isn't it??? LOVE well thought out so called "plans"......

Signor Weasel sits in the BY and tries toskillfully explain to FunBags that if his master plan goes as he intends, then they both, Jeff & Laura, will stay, huh........how convenient to TRY and set this scenario up for yourself bubble boy...........

One of the most delicious scenes for me this episode was when Russell (Yummy for short yes??) went the fuck OFF on Lydia! Now THATS some good tv watchin' right there!!! Oh her face was a sight wasn't it??? Even better was when she went boo-hooin' up to Weasel in HOH that she was attacked and she didn't like it........oh poor little thing didn't like it..............perhaps another stamp on ya body to express your sadness Lydia??? Something in Sanskrit across ya deflated tits that translates to "don't pick on me!"?

POV Comp time and Jeff wins it!

True to form, the HG's start scurrying around Signor Weasel, tappin' it into him that now is the time to BD Russell. They are all for it, they are taking every chance they have to make sure they tell him he HAS to put up Russell, now or never........

Time for the ReNom...................and it's Jordan! LMAO!!!!

Oh this is rich! Jordan mind you! Confused yet to this strategy??? Wondering why in the hell he would do this??? If you only watch the tv edited versions I am sure you are, but I am telling ya, you gotta get behind the scenes, even if you dont have the feeds, cause if you do, it makes a hell of a lot more sense people...........well as much sense as this friggin tool can make I should say...........

Peace out Heffas
EA

BB11: Episode 5 - Nominations

2009-07-29T17:20:00.000-04:00

The Weasel get HOH, oh happy day............

Ronnie wins it and you can hear the groans from myriads of lands away, almost in a chorus really............of all friggin people, yeah cause this cat needed his ego inflated more than it already is......

He 1st starts off by trying to pin the renegade vote on Michele, nice. How do ya not love this guy right?

What DOES impress me outta the useless lump previously known as Laura, is that SHE is the one who's smelling what she's steppin' in around this tool, she is onto Ronnie and is adamant that he is the punk bitch that is scurrying around making deals left and right to benefit him...........she warns the other HG's that he's a "rat" and he is playing them all against each other. I coulda stood up then and there and clapped for this broad, FINALLY something useful outta her, and it's a damn shame it's more than likely too late........

Problem we had here is that Cranium (or as she likes to be called, Chima) and Closet Lesbian (again, she likes to use the name Natalie) run to Weasel (keep up now folks, that's Ronnie I am referring to, you must know by now that I begin using my endearing nicknames for the HG's at this point in the game based on my perceptions) and let him know that Laura (FunBags?) is trashing him to the house, therefore making it much easier to see her go up on the block......

Sidenote, watching Casey's face as Weasel unveils his HOH room was priceless, just the sheer look on his face as this tool jumps up and down over his BUBBLEWAND had me spit out a potato chip from laughing

So now the general concecus seems to be that 2 pawns will be going up with the grand reveal will be a good old fashioned backdooring of Russell. Thats what the house seems to want, thats what Signor Weasel seems to have them believing....

Blah blah blah we all know how things unveil true to form when it comes to following any concoted plans don't we? Jeff & Laura get nominated, big friggin surprise.

FunBags is fuming, wishing she could scream "told ya so" from the tippy tops of those inflated nipples, but what would be the point? Get comfy in that chair for now darlin'.....

Peace out Heffas
EA

BB11 Episode 4 - Eviction

2009-07-22T10:28:00.001-04:00

Yeah yeah I know I am way behind. Those of you who know me know I have somewhat of a personal crisis I am handling right now within my family and I thank you for all the prayers on Facebook etc.

I will catch up by day's end on all the episodes thus far........................starting with our eviction...........

BRADEN IS OUT!

Well, this episode certainly won the award for "Most Confusing" for any viewer that is stuck watching the tv show only format! I can understand editing, “bleeping', but come on, to this extent?!?!?!?

This episode we got to see Braden (or as I liked to call this tool, Signor Suave) show some seriously true bigoted colors (calling all Beaners, all Beaners to aisle 4 please, Braden's up for Pinata Night, grab a stick and take your places) or worse yet, we DIDN'T get to see it, we just KNOW of it due to the good graces of feeds and for those who don't get them, excellent bloggers that keep us in the loop!

We all know that Braden hauled off and told Kevin (love this cat still by the way, still on my HELL YEAH list) that he needed to go back where he came from and the infamous beaner barrage that followed................yet the show didn't so much as elude to to what he said, nothing!

First off, I had no idea that Lydia was even Latin since she reminds me of a Swedish version of Betty Boop for cryin' out loud, so that was news to me when she went off on Braden.

At any rate, the show attempted, and failed miserably, to show why Braden had suddenly become the target for eviction....................

Although Chima irritates the living hell out of me, her speech, oh bravo madam, bravo................. the “it amazes me how short some memories are” followed by the completely censored “he called 2 of my dear friends here beaners and called you Julie a whore, yes he did” was enough to actually make me cheer her on for a brief shining second. Granted it passed even before I could finish my ice cream sandwich, but it did happen............................

I'm sorry, I know this has nothing to do with nothing, but this heffa's forehead and shiny face are downright scary. That part she does in her hair alone makes her look like a rendition of Alien vs. Predator or something William Shatner woulda dry humped on the Enterprise..............................

Ronnie's “I vote to evict Braden” making it a 5/5 tie was fun to watch unfold, making Jessie's short and sweet tie breaking vote even better with a quick and clean “I vote to evict Braden” echo................no bullshit, no baloney of “I hate to do this but...............” just get the fuck out, delicious.................

HOH hits us, and look who wins, this summer's House Weasel Ronnie...............oh that was just TOO much fun to watch! The ass kissing this kid's gonna receive ought to be monumental within hours.......

Not an impressive episode by any means, as I said, thank God for feeds and bloggers who keep us up to speed ABOUT what goes on in the feeds..................

Peace out Heffas
EA

Big Bother 11: Episode 3

2009-07-15T13:55:00.000-04:00

So how did you like that 1st blog I did for ya? Nice right? All civilized, very non-opinionated, almost neutral journalistic yes?

Well hope you liked it, as it's the last time you ever hear me at that tone..........

I'm back :-)

Ok, so let's dive in. Season 11.............ok, wasn't impressed at first, in the least. Now, well hell, now that I see this season is packed with some homophobic toutin'- KKK Hoodie Wearin'- "No abla Ingles"- motherfuckers, well hell, looks like we got some interesting cats on our hands don't we?

Let's break these heffas down, it's either FUCK NO or HELL YEA (this will more than likely change! LOL It always does for me as this game progresses):

Chima: FUCK NO
Not feelin' this Diva at all. Her little attitude after losing the Have & Have Nots Comp was enough to set the stage for me when it comes to this bitch. She needs to seriously get over herself and quick. Her turning to Ronnie and stating she would have never even come on this season had she known about the room they have to stay in, poor thing! It's just like "getting waterboarded" don't ya know? Then to haul off and start an argument over shit on a toilet seat with Michele ain't too bright considering she's on the block and Braden's no slouch on smooth talking his way into staying....

Casey: HELL YEAH
This dude ain't so bad, a little cheesy at best, but nothing to irritate the ever lovin' shit outta me so far. He's actually not irritating many from what i see, so if he keeps it up, he might be a cool, albeit lame cat...........

BRADEN: FUCK NO
"You're a Mexican, You're a Beaner!"...........need I say more, really? To watch the shit spillin' outta this joke of a man is entertaining sure, but hell if it isn't telling. I LOVED the whole "I'm allowed to make racist & bigoted remarks about Mexicans cause I grew up in a neighborhood full of 'em" was classic to boot. Most recently, when playing "Julie Says (Simon Says)", he shouts out "JULIE'S A HO!". BRILLIANT MOVE THERE PAISAN! Even Jessie knew enough to say "Dude, her husband is the President of CBS, what the hell is wrong with you? You can't be saying that stuff?" No no, by all means you fukkin' tool, share more of your opinions please. Ya hate the Mexicans, we've established that, oh and apparently Asians aren't high on your list of respect either.............fukkin maggot, hope he doesn't weasel himself outta this week's eviction............

Jordan: FUCK NO
"I hope somebody opens their eyes and sends that faggot home".............again, do I really need to explain why she's in the FUCK NO category thus far? I'm still confused as to whom she was referring to when she said that to Jeff as he walked into the DR. I had pretty much NO opinion on this heffa, until this here dandy little sentence..............bitch, bounce.............

Michele: HELL YEAH
Anyone that can pull off her look & discuss takin' it up the ass is fun for me. I did not see that coming outta her, but man was it a nice surprise. Again, didn't have much of an opinion on her until I saw the "peek-a-boo" she played with us and we discover there's a hell of a lot more to this heffa than we think. Freaky little thing, go on................mama's proud of you :-)

Ronnie: FUCK NO
Now this tool, oh this tool takes the cake. I had it backwards from first impressions with this mutha, thought for sure I was gonna like him, the poor lame underdog and all. Not so much. This imbecile has cut more deals than Monty Hall so far, and is a fukkin mess making 'em! Whenever Russell cornered him in the Storage Room to ask if he had spilled the beans to Braden about being backdoored, it was delicious watching him squirm. Any shmuck would have known he was blatantly lying, and Russ did. The beauty of this fukktard is that he really thinks he's got some strategy going there, and that he's layin'plans that are foolproof. Meanwhile, pretty much the entire damn house is onto him and they already sniffed him out as the weasel he is...........

Lydia: HELL YEAH
Now to be fair, I go back and forth with this heffa from day to day, but since today I happen to be in a good mood towards her, she's gonna get the HELL YEAH approval from the time being. That could change by the time I even POST this fukkin blog, that's how much this heffa got me spinnin'. LOVED her day 1 (not to mention she's yummy to look at, but there's something about her that makes me uneasy and I can't put my finger on it. She DID turn on Jeff & Braden, but because I'm not a huge fan of theirs, maybe thats why I don't wanna cut her just yet.............

JEFF: FUCK NO
"Homo! Faggot!"................these aren't hard options here folks. These twats are makin' it far too easy to call 'em out on who's good people & who's not. Yeah he apologized, profusely for days to Russell, but knowing that can come out of him at all is enough for me. You gotta wonder what makes someone start hurlin' certain "insults" out, it comes from somewhere............

Natalie: FUCK NO
First of all, I'm not sure i understand this fukkin idiot's logic when telling everyone she's friggin 18 when in actuality she's 24. She wants to be seen as young & naive she claims.......huh. Great game plan there babe, problem is, with as much squawking as you've done, that kinds eradicates itself in theory anyway. She's gonna be a problem I predict, and she's gonna despise Lydia even more once she finds out she's dry-humpin' Jessie up in HOH.............

Russell: HELL YEA
This is my favorite HG thus far. I will more than likely eat these damn words with my luck, but as of now, can't help it, think he's a cool cat that has the right idea so far. He's powerful & dominant in a non-threatening way, very smart kid, and his likability factor is way up (with the exclusion of perhaps Jeff). I'm crossin my fingers he doesn't pull some stunt that forces me to clothesline him, but for now, mama's got a good feeling about him. And it helps he's also fun to look at.........

Laura: FUCK NO
So far, this woman is completely useless. I think my favorite line outta her was "It's not my fault I have bog boobs" when she was complaining right after Nomination Ceremony that nobody liked her. No heffa, it's not MY fault I got big boobs, I'm naturally this size, you, you chose those pendulums bitch, so come again? Casey's DR session of "It's hard being beautiful" were my sentiments exactly. Problem is, from the waist up, she looks like the fukkin psycho hillbilly kid in the movie Deliverance..............grab a banjo bitch and simma down, you're worthless from what I can see..............

Kevin: HELL YEAH
Again, another one of my favorites, he's right alongside Russell for me. He's funny, intelligent, compassionate, and I think he's gonna do well. I HOPE he does well is what I mean to say, cause I was certain I was gonna LOATHE him, and tada, complete opposite of my expectations.............it's as though he & Ronnie flipped the script for me when it came to 1st impressions..............

and of course, Jessie: HELL YEAH
I know, I know, you can't possibly be more shocked than me on this, I know. I did not like this man at ALL last season, you all knew my feelings for this guy, but hell, I think most of the arrogance that turned me off to begin with, I'm starting to think it's all for fun & laughs and the kid might actually not be so bad! His DR where he was struttin' like a damn pigeon had me in tears laughing, and for the 1st time, I saw that he had a hell of a sense of humor regarding himself. Did you see the kid's ARMS and SHOULDERS? Sweet Mother of Moses! In a year he friggin jacked up something fierce...........I don't know, got a good feeling about Jessie this time around, we'll see............

The POV ceremony sure turned out interesting no? We all had Lydia walking out the door, and she worked her voodoo (and bullshit by throwin Jeff & Braden under the bus, again, don't particularly give a shit cause it's Jeff & Braden we're taking about here) but she was slick and thought quick on her feet, gotta respect that to some extent. The Comp itself was freakin disgusting, there was no amount of face-scrubbing that made me feel clean after that............

Well thats about it folks, my wrap-up so far. Looking forward to a hell of a season with all of you :-)

Peace out Heffas,
EA

Little Diggin'.............

2009-03-08T00:07:00.000-05:00

Hey everyone,

I don't normally dig deep, not my style. But as some of you know, things have been heavy.................

I have had a lot on my mind with many of the online bullshit mini-series happening, between the likes of cuntbags like Shmandy & PoppaC, I don't know who makes me vomit faster or quicker.

But every now and then things happen in your life that puts the bullshit into perspective, and the realization that these twats are the last thing that fleck your soul, they are merely a distraction from what is real and what matters.

Life happens, it ends, you name it. It's been ending in droves around me lately, and with it goes my sense of security true, but it is what it is.

I came to find out last night that one of my closest friends on this earth, Kym , was shattered by a terrible thing. Her brother was murdered this past Monday in Chicago, Illinois. Not killed by some freak accident, not gone after a long and dreadful illness, murdered. As I said, perspective.

Then another dear friend to me, Panther as many of you know her, comes to also find out that one of her closest friends is going through quite the hell herself, naturally making Panther feel as she is...........

I never take the time to express my "love" as well as I do my "hate". Quite frankly, its because i am much better at the hate thing, let's face it. I am not very expressive in the whole love category, don't ask why, its just how I am built and I have learned to stop questioning it.

I am very capable of loving people, I know this, I just dont convey it often and thats something I gotta work on. I do it in my own way and by my actions, not by throwing the "I love you" around bullshit i see plenty of people doing on a day to day basis. However, even I know that I could use a tune up in this field and maybe soften here and there. I do, I so do, just not publicly and openly, that's for me.

He're an opportunity to soften, so with that, I love you Kym, I love you Panther. I know you ladies both know this, but hell, even I can appreciate thats it is nice to hear from time to time, and there's no better time than now I am afraid.

These ladies mean the world to me. Most of you are not familiar with Kym, but you are Panther. Let me make it very clear here folks, if you are fortunate enough to call this woman your friend consider yourself friggin blessed. I have never been more serious. She is family to me and one of the most loyal and caring people I have ever known. As I mentioned in my bulletin briefly, if you give a shit, perhaps a prayer could be said on her behalf...........

She's going through a tough time and it makes my heart bleed. This is a hell of a shitty time for her, for me, for a lot of us I am sure. So I decided to hop on and get out of my comfort zone. To publicly express something other than anger or disgust for a change of pace.

It's a lot easier to do the latter as i have learned. I am very uncomfortable with public shows of affection in any form and find it a whole hell of a lot easier to tell you to fuck off than to tell you I love you. And for any of those ready to analyze me, save your Dr. Phil analogies, I know why I am built the way I am built, I don't need to share the "why"...............I got my reasons

So again, just do mama a favor and keep Panther and even my girl Kym in your thoughts for me ok? I don't ask you heffas for much, so do me a solid.........

And for any of you thinking I have been abducted by someone with a heart, wipe that smug look of shock off your faces. Even mine beats every now again.........

EA

p.s. don't get me wrong, don't think for a second I have forgotten some of the bullshit some douchebags have caused and I WILL handle you, but when you matter to me a little more is when you will hear from me............

Bullshit & Bullshit Artists Part 1

2009-02-20T20:20:00.001-05:00

Well, it's time..................

I have kept my mouth shut for a LOOOOOOOOONG time. To the point where I would get this pain in my lower left side even. And mama ain't takin' this shit any longer, so here it goes folks.............

Now before you all lose ya fuckin minds, yes i know, you get all ferklemped when I use names. For some reason or another, ya just cringe when ya hear names......ok, so lets see, maybe we could use this "code", something brilliant, something no one would ever could ever possibly crack............I got it..........

Seems Shmandy here is quite the little storyteller, and her latest one went a little something like this.

Recently she took a trip to uuummmm, Shmalifornia, and while on this magical trip, she stayed with a Proffesor Shmarol.

I am so good I scare myself, who will ever be able to crack this code? I should work for the government............

During her stay, Shmandy alleges that Proff. Shmarol did some horrible, we're talking off the wall fukkin' loco shit here people. For this here part, ya'll don't need details for it doesnt matter, because well, at the end of it all, she's full of shit (which is gonna be kinda the theme here for this heffa, so try to follow me......)

While making all these nasty, life altering could-ruin-a-person's-life accusations, she's going to the likes of certain HouseGuests mind you, even going as far as telling a HouseGuest that she adores, that Proff. Shmarol did X, Y & Z

Now imagine this poor HG. She's sittin here thinking she's meeting 2 fans for dinner one night and winds up involved in a Lifetime Movie Network Mini Series.

She has to go to dinner, and everytime Proff Shmarol walks away from the table, has to hear Shmandy whisper "I am so scared of her". Imagine the rock and hard place that HG must have felt like she was in?

Now because this little Shmandy is so cute and cuddly and squishy and gooey fuzzy and warm and (gagging) nice, well hell, of course the HG believes her, why wouldn't she? As far as this HG can see, there's NO reason to lie, what lunatic would make this stuff up, must be true no??

And to boot, this little Shmandy is a kid, a mere 19 year old, and are you ready for it??...............she's disabled. NOW tell me you wouldn't believe her right? Who on earth is gonna look at this poor defenseless little thing and not think she's telling a true story????

I'm hanging my head...............wait for it..............I believed it myself. I did, I faultered momentarily and actually BELIEVED this crock of shit, to the point of questioning my own sanity because I KNEW and LIKED Proff. Shmarol and was pretty sure there was no way in HELL she could have done 1/4 of what I was hearing. I know, I know, I should know better. Just because someone is physically handicapped doesnt automatically ingrain them with some truth syrum that is incapable of lying, but having grown up myself with a disabled father and brother in law, well, I guess my mind works differently and I somehow associated a handicap with honesty. Not so much..............seems sitting down full time gives some people all sorts of free time to make shit up!

Now, as I was saying, this here Shmandy went on a Web Tour, telling everyone & anyone who would listen how she was at the hands of a maniac on her visit. When I first caught wind of it, it was through a kind woman named Shmathy (hey girl) who also in turn agreed with me after discussing this that there was no possible way that Proff. Shmarol had done ANY of the things Shmandy had accused her of.

Oh, did I forget to mention that this ALL came to me because Shmandy herself Friend Requested me on MySpace and after accepting her went on and on thanking me for the add, stating that she loved me and loved the way I "called bullshit" on people when they were being dishonest. Went ON to add that she should have listened to me in my past rants regarding someone nameed, ummmmm, Poppa C (we all know what the C stands for yes? Moving on..................)

She made a point of telling me that she knew I didnt have any fond memories for PoppaC due to that woman's lack of honesty and as I said, she mentioned she should have listened to me yada yada yada.........

I of course had my ears up, antennae signaled, what's this?????? PoppaC behind something dishonest???? I don't believe it.............oh she KNEW where to aim this little Shmandy, she knew that if she went for the PoppaC jugular, mama would bite. She wasn't counting one one thing...............cuntbag or no cuntbag, I don't back up bullshit, and if I am forced to defend someone I loathe, I do. It hurts like a mutha, but it needs to be done and man do I fuckin resent it when I am forced to do so................

I am rambling, as I was saying, Shmandy was counting on me banging the "I Hate PoppaC" drum, and so threw the bait. Told me that she and Proff Shmarol no longer spoke and that it was ALL PoppaC's fault, that because of PoppaC's lying to people on her behalf, she and Proff. Shmarol were no longer friends.

Back to Shmathy. After LONG talks with this fine lady, I got more in depth of the story. Shmandy was claiming that she had NEVER made ANY allegations against Proff Shmarol, it was PoppaC THAT DID! Well lookie here............it was PopppaC that had gone to the aforementioned HG and told her that Shmady had been at the terrible hands of Proff Shmarol.

You with me so far? This fuckin saga goes on for so long, I forgot my damn name. What was it? Fire & Brimstone...........fire & brimstone, ah yes, EA.........

Soooooooo, what do I do? I go to the sources, the first one being Proff Shmarol. I dont sugar coat a damn this by starting with small talk, I come straight out and ASK her if she is aware of the accusations that were being made against her? She was somewhat informed, not completely, but she too was under the impression that it was my beloved PoppaC who was behind it all, and that little itty bitty Shmandy was an innocent party.

Ok, now time to go to source 2, the HG who was told this tale. I ask her, and would you look at this????????? Out of the horses mouth I get to hear it was SHMANDY HERSELF that had told her that Proff Shmarol had done some seriously loco shit. This HG goes on to tell me how helpless she felt, how she didnt know what to do, and that of course she believed Shmandy. No one makes up that kinda stuff..........

Ok, back to Proff Shmarol. I get her, Sandy & I in a 3-way conversation via an email. Shmandy denies left and right to me as clear as day that she EVER told this HG anything, she never made these accusations. Mind you I have already spoken to this HG and know what's what.

So who do I believe? This little soul who's gonna wheel herself right to hell at this rate? Or do I believe the HG that has absolutely NO MOTIVE WHATSOEVER to lie about a shred of this? Do I believe the HG who was put in an awful position and who was used and manipulated so some sick fuckin kid could get some attention and build some twisted bond with an HG? Hard call there................gimme a fuckin break

I guess this here Shmandy didnt think a simple conversation with the HG would do it. I guess she thought in order to feel important, she had to attempt to ruin someone's life for the attention. But wait, this doesnt end here............

Shmandy & Proff Shmarol are FRIENDS. Oh yes, thick as thieves, they are just fine. Probably sippin ice teas now on their webcams. Mind you these 2 were allegedly in the fight of all fights, where one is accusing the other of felonies, and now they are BUDS! Aint that about a bitch?!??!?! Shmandy hauls off to an HG that she is being terrorized by Proff Shmarol, but she leaves out the part that she's all better with her alleged stalker! She forgets to mention to this HG "hey remember that woman I told you about? the one I was afraid for my life with? the one I called the FBI on? Yeah, we're good, how bout that?"

What makes me infuriated is the way she manipulated this HG, the way she tugged at her heartstrings. THIS is the very reason why an HG may not speak to the masses, because of people like this little twat. Some of us forget that HG's aren't some superstar enigmas, they're regular cats, and they can get emotionally manipulated just like any of us. Bravo bitch, you did a good job, and believe me, it won't go unrewarded...................

Imagine that!!!! ALL BETTER!!!! Shmady goes out of her way to make sure the rest of the wide world web thinks she is still afraid of Shmarol, that all of this bullshit was true all along, and all the while the 2 of 'em are just fine swappin recipes on who makes a better fuckloaf...............

Is ya damn head spinning yet???? You were all waiting for me to bang the I Hate PoppaC drum too right? Admit it! I know, I am surprised too! I couldn't be more surprised if I had heard Elvis caught Bigfoot dry humpin' Bin Laden at the Motel 6 last Tuesday night...............

The very fact that I had to learn this HG was lied to about something so serious makes me wanna wring this fuck's neck. How Proff Shmarol doesnt wanna wheel her down the yellow brick road is beyond me, but there's more to that as well, because Shmandy keeps lying and lying and lying and some people fall for it, it cant be helped. It gets to the point that people almost feel GUILTY for not believing a story, THEY start to feel like the assholes if they doubt something coming outta some kid's mouth, and it's sad to watch.............luckily I'm just not that "nice", and I don't give a fuck if you're laid out on a stretcher with only the ability to move your eyes to the left and right for a yes and no answer, if you're lying, I will use the nearest fork to gouge out those eyes............

So it turns out there's no drum to bang bitch, no drum. Don't get me wrong, I still loathe that wretched crotch cricket PoppaC, make no mistake. However, HER lies in all of this, well we will get to that. As usual our ever so pathetically predictable PoppaC, it was just too good to be true to think that she didn't have blood on her hands in this. For a brief shining moment I almost thought I was gonna have to completely defend this fuck. Almost. And I will tell ya, mama broke out into a sweat at the thought of it. Oh the horror..........the humanity.............I cant believe I have to do this, but it has to be done, she was NOT the one to go to the HG and make these accusations. There is it. Oh God, is that blood? I think I just bit my own tongue............this is painful. At any rate, the interesting news is no, no such luck that PoppaC had NO part in this, for as usual, the cuntbag did, but we will get to that later. How long you want this blog to be? We will call that tale Part 2, coming soon to a video store near you........

If you're confused, join me, as am I. I could not BELIEVE this story as it unraveled. The sickness in it alone would make a man with a 13 incher blush. The lenghths this little douchebag Shmandy went to to make up stories for attention is just on levels of disgusting i have never encountered yet.

Oh and if you read my bulletin just moments ago, the LATEST bullshit to come outta this cunt was that Panther had given Michelle from BB Shmandy's new phone number, and that Michelle in turn called Shmandy and cussed her out left and right.

How many are ready for it??????? Yup, Michelle never heard of her, and I just finished speaking to her as she confirmed she has no friggin clue who this girl is and sure as hell never called her.

This fuck will make up just about ANY story in order to somehow link her in some twisted manner to an HG. Its her way of mattering in this world I believe, I am convinced of it. It doesnt matter who she hurts, whether its negative or positive attention, it all boils down to "hey look at me, an HG called me/talked to me/commiserated with me". What a pathetic existence.............

There's more, oh LORD is there more, but that's all my hands can handle for typing right now. I have just had enough, really had enough people. I am sick of the bullshit that comes outta you heffas and anyone that defends them, you're all fucking wackjobs, period. If i hear ONE FRIGGIN WORD of "EA how could you? The girl is in a wheelchair for the love of Moses!" I will cut a heffa...........look at the chaos this fuck has caused sittin down, imagine her straight up! Fuck me.........

What's wrong is wrong. A physical disability doesnt entitle you to be a lying twisted piece of shit little lady. You don't get to wave your Handicapped plates and wheel through on an "You Gotta Believe Me" pass while along you are telling stories so horrible, you could ruin a person's life. That ain't cuttin it you shit, and I have had enough. The very FACT that you could use your disability as some sort of defense is stomach turning. My father never felt the urge to accuse someone of felonies and then point to his legs and say "hey, what can I tell ya, I'm in a a wheelchair, I can do as I please and ya gotta let me or you're the asshole for pointing it out". Yeah ok, fuck you................

As I said, there is so much more to this, and once my hands stop cramping from this fukkin novel, you will hear it. I am done keeping this shit in, I am done watching people lie left and right and use any defense to get outta of it, I am done allowing "NICE" people to get away with "being misunderstood". Did you know nice people get away with that shit???? If they lie, all they gotta do is say they were misunderstood, and BAM, Forgive me Father. Us assholes apparently get no such token, we go straight to hell for daring to call a fuck a fuck............

Well FUCK YOU kiddo, I know what you did last summer :-)

Peace out heffas
EA

LOL Yet Another Puzzle

2009-01-28T11:09:00.000-05:00

Ok, instead of answering a gazillion emails fromw work, here is the nutshell of this bullshit, short & sweet. Will go into further details if I feel like it at another time.......

Seems that this here little lady Sandy had a tiff with our beloved PoppaC and so blah blah blah, no likey no more between these two, whatever.

Next, it seems that my good friend Panther was advised from another young lady named Missy that Sandy had whispered in her ear that Panther had told her that I wanted her phone number (Sandy's, are ya keeping up with this shit???) and that I so wanted to speak with her............about what, who knows, never got that far.

You with me so far???

Ok, well as you can imagine, nope, never asked for this Sandy's number nor did Panther ever tell her as much. I never knew this Sandy until 48 hours ago let alone having any will or desire to speak with her..............

When Panther naturally ASKED Sandy WTF, Sandy in turn swears up and down she never told Missy or PoppaC for that matter, anything of the sort, and once again, this is all bullshit blah blah blah........

LMAO pathetic enough for you yet???? How far back am I taking you cats, 4th grade? 3rd grade? What? it's been so fuckin long since I have had to deal with juvenile shit at this level that I forgot at what grade this is supposed to fade out of one's life.........

SOOOOOOOOOO, ladies and gentleman the moral of the story is, as usual, some people just can't keep my name off their tongue. Involved, not involved, it makes no difference. Somehow EA always worms her way in there now doesnt she?!?!?!? LOL

Seriously heffas, come on now, simma down already. Get a hobby, do something with ya lives for the love of Moses. Exactly how much do ya love me that ya feel the need to consistently include me in your little tea parties???? Psssst..........here's a hint, there's no actual TEA in the kettle ladies, it's all make believe. I swear, and if you don't believe me go ahead and take a bite outta that fake "biscuit"...............yummy? Oh wait, wait, wait DELICIOUS????

Oh and yeah, if you didn't like your name being used in MY blog, tough shit. As I have always said, keep my name out your damn mouths and I will do the same in turn. You wanna whisper my name amongst this bullshit, too fuckin bad if you don't like "being involved".

Guess what? Neither do J like being involved, but hell, can't avoid it at any cost now can I? LOL Fuckin clowns..........

Peace out heffas
EA

The Bullshit, Part 1

2008-11-17T15:18:00.000-05:00

I'm gonna write as I think, because this has become so convoluted and extensive, ya head could spin from the bullshit flyin'..................so as I feel like getting chunks off my chest without angering myself to the point of no return, I will write............

First things first, if I offend you, too fukkin bad. This is my joint, my blog, my little spot in cyberspace, so I can and will say and do what the fukk I please. I went outta my way to make sure that the heavy shit I had to say I did in my own territory because this is from ME, not some Big Brother association, some BB page or community, plain old friggin ME! And lookie here lookie here, this just so happens to be my joint, so I'm going to speak freely and for no one else but me myself & I.

Don't even dream of complaining you didn't “appreciate” what ya had to read in here, cause no one told you're asses to come here, let alone stay...........you came cause you were curious as to what I had to say, you're fooling no one. Furthermore, if you wanna come up with some bullshit that my voice must be shootin' outta someone else's ass, you can forget about that as well. I speak for no one but me, not the fan club, not the fan sites, not the fans..................for EA, thats it, so think again before conjuring up the notion I speak for anyone else in here.

And yes I am naming names. I don't play this bullshit of “I cant reveal my sources”, thats a coward's cop-out, or worse still, a liar's crutch. It's pretty damn convenient to make accusations based on “what ya heard” and then refuse to give up your source. That doesn't fly with me, so the people I am naming, sources and all, know it. They know me, they know how I operate, no big fukkin surprise I call people to the carpet..................

If you fukk up, ya own up, period.

Unless you live under a rock, you all know that all hell broke loose after Big Brother Fan Club hosted it's 1st chat with our dear Renny. I was not able to be there unfortunately, as my great uncle passed away and I tended to family matters and was with them recently to mourn in private. I came home on Monday and the shit I saw was enough for me to scream..................

My friends from BBHeaven had posted a bulletin with regards to some people being offended and/or insulted by some comments allegedly made by Renny in the chat. It was told to the ladies at Heaven, as they were not in the chat. Those that gave their opinions were Geneva (BB BabyGirl) & MommaT specifically, as they were the ones that were initially offended................

So I read this bulletin, my jaw hits the floor, and I get to work on finding out what the hell happened. Heaven was told that Renny supposedly had insulted people on SSI, people who didn't have the “means”, and also allegedly gave out a PO Box address requesting her fans send her gifts...............

I spoke with Geneva immediately and she was honest, saying yes it was she that spoke with her friends at Heaven, commenting on how she had felt offended by what she took as a direct hit to her, for she made mention of being on SSI etc. I didn't have any response whatsoever to give, how could I without having heard a word of this chat? I heard her out and told her I would get to the bottom of this one way or another.

The chat was mercifully recorded by our friend Dr. Carol, and posted on our Renny Fan Forum for everyone to listen to. I listened to it roughly 7 times in all I believe, dissecting it as much as possible, pausing when needed, you name it, to try and see where Renny had allegedly insulted anyone..........

Now, the comment in question was when Geneva mentioned she couldn't partake in any gift purchasing due to the fact that she lived on a budget due to SSI. The accusation was that Renny responded to that with “Please, budget, I don't wanna hear your sob stories or anyone looking for a damn handout”. Geneva took this to mean her...............crazy so far? No, not in my opinion, it's feasible.

I listened to this recording, and when Renny finally caught up to the scrolling in the room and saw the “Who Me?” reply by Geneva, she clearly states not once, but twice “No not you dawlin, not you, you're a fan, what I'm talkin' bout is the tons of people that walk up to me with their sob stories asking me for something”. You can hear Renny repeatedly trying to catch up with the screen scrolling by and how hard she is trying to keep up, so when she did catch something she would answer as fast as possible.

Now, nowhere in this chat is there any mention whatsoever of Renny requesting gifts, this is complete and total bullshit, something purely invented and not just misunderstood as the previous matter. I dare anyone to go listen to that chat and point out to me where in the hell Renny said such a thing, so having said that, that portion of the allegation is total shit plain and simple.

After reviewing the chat piece by piece, I had my say on MySpace naturally, and discussed it with both Geneva & BBHeaven. Our conversation went quite well and the result was both of them understood that in fact they had misunderstood Renny and that no, she did not intend to insult nor offend anyone of course, but more importantly, the end result was that Geneva & BBHeaven did see that in fact Renny did not slam Geneva for being on SSI, did not insult her (in fact assured her it was not her she was speaking of twice mind you) and that no, they heard for themselves, there was no bullshit where Renny would have the audacity to ask her fans to send her gifts!

Both Geneva & Heaven immediately apologized. No one is a baby here folks, they know they fukked up, but they owned up. Geneva sincerely felt diminished, and as I said to her I am saying publicly here and now, I can see how at FIRST she may have thought Renny was speaking negatively towards her. Once you listen to that chat and know WHAT to listen for it's obvious that wasn't the case, so Geneva wasn't off her rocker for thinking so initially in my opinion. Her actions were a simple “oops, my bad, I was wrong and I misunderstood” and she took her lumps for being mistaken Lord knows.

BBHeaven also messed up, they know it, we have discussed this in detail people this is not news to anyone! Their mistake was listening to what people said Renny had to say, rather than first attempting to hear it for themselves. The one thing I allow for here is they were going by what they had been told by friends, so it was perhaps easier to swallow what was being told to them. If a friend whispers something in my ear, chances are I am listening with more belief than say a fukkin nutjob who I know nothing off.

So in essence, yes Geneva & BBHeaven were in the wrong, thats not in question, but their actions afterwards is what spoke volumes to me, with their retractions of the bulletins, the blatant and humbled “mea culpas” that were sent in their place, and none of this baloney of “I didn't do anything wrong, I just expressed an opinion” that I heard left and right.

What really tickles my ass is the fact that people thought I was upset with the idea that people had an opinion, that my stance on this whole topic was “how dare they think for themselves?” yes yes people, that's what my Nazi ass was thinking, that I could not believe the cajones on you cats for even thinking of having an opinion....................gimme a fukkin break.

Geneva wasn't “wrong” if she felt offended, she was wrong in how she misquote Renny, its that easy. She is entitled to feeling however the flying fukk she wants, as long as when she shares so publicly she does so with accurate knowledge..........no one, not even I, the Queen of the Internet, am entitled to tell others how they should feel. I know, it's sickening that I wasn't granted those powers and believe you me, I am working on that, ain't that right Big Red? (looking below)

At any rate, as I said, damage control was then kicked into gear. My rage stemmed from the fact that we were playing with this woman's reputation here, being Renny, so to incorrectly misquote her or to make accusations made from misunderstandings and/or outright lies was not ok with me.................I'm the damn President of the BBFC that did the fukkin chat, hello?!??!?!

I have gone over this in great length with both Geneva & Heaven, and in my opinion did and still do continue to feel regretful that they leapt before looking, and since then have made tremendous attempts at making amends, which as far as I am personally concerned, was enough to put out my flames. None of us are perfect and I certainly don't expect one to never make a mistake. How one takes accountability for that mistake makes it or breaks it for me, so if you can't step up and take a hit when you step in shit, I got no damn respect for you..............none.

So no, I am not upset with either Geneva nor BBHeaven. They know exactly how I felt then and how I feel now. They are aware of what angered me then and why I now feel they are doing the best they know to make it right again. More than that I can't ask of them, or anyone involved in this shit for that matter. It's those double-talkin' cowards who are involved in all of this I will address soon, because that's what burns my ass and I am tired of the hypocrites that say one thing to me in an email and then say another when they think I'm not listening. I'm listening you fukks, I'm listenin', and I'm taking notes and will handle you, believe in that..................

That's all mama has got to say for now, I think this was more than enough shit to spit out for starters. This is only the tip of the iceberg cats, there's so much more that was said and done behind the scenes, and here's the beauty of it all, Renny knows it. Yeah, our dear Renny knows everything and who and where it came from, and so bearing that in mind I made it clear to all involved in this ridiculous bashing saga that I was calling bullshit on people cause this doesn't just affect me, it affects a BB community and an actual HG trying to connect with her fans

I ain't tolerating anymore shit people, I am laying all the cards out on the table so the HG's we deal with especially can go forth having more faith in us as fans, because as of right now, it's very disheartening and I don't give a fukk who I piss off in the process, you know where I am if you got something to say to me................if this was as simple as having pissed me off, I could have brushed it off and handled this quietly, but since it has gone as far as upset an HG, well that does it for me................

I will write more as my nerves settle and I tie up 2 more bullshit lies I was told recently. Connecting the dots of this mess has been enlightening....................

Till my next installment, the Queen retires...............

EA

I've Been Crowned

2008-11-15T17:22:00.000-05:00

Oh dear everyone, apparently I made the Royal Court................

I am the Queen of the Internet, you better recognize me for who I am everyone...........

If you're as confused as I am by this, I will explain it all very soon

For now, I have my pathetic servants to tend to, royalty is a bitch you know......

EA

Yep, I'm Back............

2008-11-14T18:55:00.000-05:00

Ok, so you wanted me to blog again, I'm bloggin'..............
Couldnt think of a better time to do so actually, considering all the bullshit that's been going down over on the BB Sites in myspace land.

I got plenty to say on this topic, and will, by tomorrow I believe, once I got my poop in a group.

As I stated in the little bulletin I pegged, don't even dream of bitchin' you didnt have a say if you didnt bother to reply to me when I asked you a flat out question people.

Peace out Heffas
EA

My Speech

2008-01-21T16:26:00.000-05:00

Here is the speech I had to give for Final 2:

Hello Heffas

Well, who friggin knew? Me in the damn Final 2?!?!??!?!

Am I gonna go soft now cause ya gotta vote? Nope, sorry, aint that kinda party.

Luckily to some extent, the people who ARE voting weren’t the people that pissed me off or vice versa, unless I did and ya just never had the spine to tell me so. I don’t think that’s the case when I look around at who is in this little circle, but ya neva know!

If I did in fact piss you off, I am not sorry. I am pretty sure whatever the fuck it was, it was well deserved, so no, don’t email mama with the semantics of it all or the boo-hoo of how I may or may not have hurt your feelings, couldn’t care less. If I upset you, everything I did in this game I meant, so I must have meant it folks……………….

To those I KNOW I offended or pissed off who don’t even get to vote, HA HA!

Aaaaaw, bites big donkey dikk don’t it? Couldn’t smile wider if I tried heffas, sweet irony to not even have a voice ya friggin douchebags…………………….if I know I pissed ya off, I especially wanna take this moment, this here sweet tender moment of mine, to tell you to ever so gently fuck off……………………..rinse, repeat, and then fuck off just once more for mama.............

I know at times I came off harsh and I know I had some episodes to speak, and again have no regrets. I like quite a few of you and take pride in speaking up in one’s defense; I make no apologies for it.

I never took the fake route out, I never took it easy and stuck my neck out each and every time and I am very pleased I did do so, because win or lose, you know who I am and there were no surprises outta me. Call me what you will, a phony or a hypocrite you cannot. There were no "You're a liar, but I love ya" lines flyin' outta me. I played hard, and fought hard (in every sense of the word) and I was fiercely loyal to those I give a shit about. The mere fact that Trish and I are Final 2 is a testament to that people, as we were blatantly aligned in and out of this game.

If I made a friend outta you, thank you. Sincerely, thank you. I don’t make friends easily nor do I take them lightly if I do call you a friend. I am not exactly popular with this here temper of mine, but I am however real, and some of you took some notice of that and I am grateful. Even if you didn’t always agree with my tactics & how I handles things, some of you actually stepped outside of yourselves and acknowledged that I was always real with it, even at the risk of being tossed out, so that in itself speaks volumes with the kind of people YOU are & who I got to play with Season 2 of this game…………….

My stats on the technical end of this game speak for themselves; I never slacked and won many a comp! I know I was criticized to shut the fuck up more than once when I was “doing well” so to speak and people didn’t come after me, but I just couldn’t, and again make no apologies for it. Am I shocked I was never on the block? LOL I couldn’t be more shocked if I grew a third nipple, but hey, stranger things I am sure will happen in our lives.

Do I deserve to be here? Sure as hell do. Do I deserve to win? Sure as hell do. Here’s the beauty of it all, if I don’t, look who does? My baby girl! So you tell me how this could possibly end badly for me? It cant, it won’t, and for that alone this game for me was not only fantastic, but more than I could have hoped for………………

I made some incredible friends, some real good people came through here, you know who you are. I even got to stick around long enough to end up liking people I didn’t hit it off with at first who in the end became people I sincerely liked, that’s a gain right there on it’s own. Final 4 girls, Baby Boy, need I say more about you guys and what ya mean to me? If I do, shit, email me lata and I will write ya a little somethin’ somethin’, the damn game’s on people!

Ok, so that about does it and wraps it up. Vote away folks and thank you for a fantastic game. Thank you for all the delicious fights ya tossed me here and there and thank you for the actual friendship I got to cultivate outta an online game filled with strangers who I may have never met…………………..shit, that sounded a little soft, was that soft? I may have gone too far there…………..so let me end it with this………

A monkey only whistles when its ass is being violated…………………..

Peace out Heffas
EA

Best Woman Won :-)

2008-01-21T16:02:00.000-05:00

CONGRATS TO MY MAMA TRISH!!!!!

My girl beat me in a 4-3 vote and took the 1st place as BBFANTASY GAME SEASON 2's WINNER!!!!! YEAH YA DO!!!!!!

Lets face it folks, she deserved this win over me, she was so dedicated to this game! She stuck her neck out, made moves that would make ya blush, and hauled ass!!!! Between the 2 of us we won more HOH & Veto comps than you can count, so mama is grinnin' from ear to ear to watch someone who deserved it win...........

To anyone who thinks I didn't deserve it, seriously, my left one is here for you to suck on. I never claimed I didn't deserve it, I sure as hell did, but not over my girl no, being honest with myself. She put more into it than I did, but I make no apologies for that, I did a hell of a job in this game kickin ass in comps and making it to every single event there was. No I didnt do the day to day chit chat as frequently, I got a sick father to tend to, and thats where my priorities lie folks, I am good with that. But I cant count the times I would have to walk home, sometimes almost an hour walk, to make it to the HOH comp that night, so I did a hell of a job putting in the dedication this game requires and juggling my personal life & responsibilities.............so yeah, I deserved it heffas, just not over my incredible opponent :-)

Don't be mad she got ya, don't be bitter, it's ok, suck on a Jello Puddin' Pop people, go make yaselves feel better. Stings that she won huh??? LOL Oh it's delicious, watching people cry "she was a puppetmaster, it's not fair". Wasnt she though? Didnt she just kill ya????? If ya had strings attached to ya joints, blame yaself cause all she did was play a BRILLIANT game, nobody put guns to ya heads, you went along with plans when it benefitted you and cried when it no longer did. Oh, so sad, let's all read from the book of Psalm, a spiritual hymn perhaps to soothe the soul................somebody get Jameka on the line, we need an amen.........

Then I hear the cries of anguish that her and I were Final 2. HA! Whose fault is that??? I told people to fuck off left and right, went on tirades for hours at a time some nights, did anyone ever place my loud mouth ass on the block? Nope, flew right under the radar.........oh this has to hurt..............

To make it even better, everyone knew she & I were alligned and thick as thieves from day friggin ONE! DAY ONE! We made no bones about it, declared it and strutted like peacocks over it every chance we got............ouch, I know I know.........get the Band-Aids and some ointment, it'll be ok.........

Oh and the mail, the hate mail to be specific, oh how it flows in. Funny, none of ya douchebags have the balls to post in HERE though, all hidin' behind ya daddy's left leg, but that's ok. I will post the juicier ones soon for everyone to enjoy.
I just had to get this off my chest first, but I didnt forget about ya :-)

For those that wanted my speech, it will be posted rght after this, just separately so this friggin post aint a mile long.

EA

And The Hate Mail Begins.........

2008-01-15T13:16:00.000-05:00

Hello hello!

Well, I knew it was bound to happen, but not so soon I must admit. I haven't even begun expressing my thoughts mind you, and already I have people loathing me, Christmas has been extended for me apparently, this is delicious.....................

I got this particular doozy 2 nights ago:

"I hope you know that there's nothing great about idolizing an asshole like EvelDick, and the fact that you actually dont mind being described as his female counterpart shows me what kind of person you are! That man is a lude, crude and disgusting human being, so what does that make you? That's right, his counterpart! I hope your proud of yourself, because if your half as bad as he is, who in their right mind is going to want to read your blogs?"

Well my dear, apparently YOU will want to read my blogs, as you have. Oh and let's see, the millions and millions of people who adore the man perhaps might pop in. You know, as he was the winner and all ........................

I do love him so...................he is my mentor. Him and Karen Walker let's not forget, from Will & Grace. My little Anastasia Beaverhausen! She's lovely, isn't she? I'm getting there folks, I am so getting there, and these little emails put a smile on my face like no other, so keep 'em coming......

What did I fukkin' say from the get go people? This aint the joint to hold hands and proclaim that we are in fact the world................we aren't, nor are we the friggin' children, so simma down. If you want nice, go to the myriads of other sites regarding Big Brother, like my ladies at BBHeaven, BBDish, TrishyDoll, Jenny & Sherry, those ladies are divine...............me, well, I am as well, for a completely different set of reasons granted :-)

Now, with that said, I beg of you to defer to my 1st post, where I outline the gist of it all and what I am like. Aaawww, I don't gove you that soft warm and fuzzy feeling, is that it? Well shoot, perhaps if ya shit ya pants, you can achieve that feeling by passing on the Pepto...............

In the meantime, if ya come here, this is what you will get folks, plain and simple. And the beauty of it all is chances are the people that will loathe me most are the ones that will frequent this blog consistently, ain't that a bitch???? You need a reason to rave about how terrible I am, and how will one do that without reading up, I know how it works, so bon appetit..............

Oh and uh, by the way...............................it's only gonna get worse, so pull up a fukkin' chair assholes, mama has plenty to keep ya busy hating me :-)

EvelAlida

We Warned You

2008-01-07T12:52:00.002-05:00

You're here? You sure you meant to come here? You sure now? This ain't no cutesy, feel-good, why cant we all just get along joint so think it over.........................

There will be no singing of Cumbaya, there will be no "oh isn't she lovely? I especially like that blouse on her" bullshit, there will be no sugar coating whatsoever. If you're good with that, stay tuned cats...........................

BB9 starting up soon and here's prayin' these heffas are half as interestin' as the last batch were. My personal hero & role model as you know, ED, well really now, is there a chance in hell there will be another him? No, ain't' happenin', nobody's cut from that cloth, but one can wish for an 1/8th of that honesty to come through the tube this season....................people thought it was a slam to me to tag me as the "female version of him", ha! I ain't that good yet, it's coming with age though, and the older I get, the more friends I lose, it's refreshing really..................

Can we get another Whaaaamber in the joint? Oh most likely, we know there's typically a resident cryin' bitch who just cant' help but turn on the waterworks when it suits them. THAT I am NOT looking forward to, last season there were too many times I wanted to reach through my screen to cut that woman....................God Bless her God, amen........................

Can we get another Jameka??? Oh yeah, ya know it. What's the house without a good Christian? We learned it's fun last season, so there's a great chance of "He Who Walks On Water" to join us, sprinkle a few proverbs here and there, maybe christen an iguana or two, pray for all our sins, you know the drill......................let us pray....................

Then of course we need another slab of Man Meat to look at, that's always a given. The muscles we've come to know and love and all................oh wait, let's not forget there is sure to be a Silicone Slut occupying a bed now, can't forget Sweet Tits, always a token one of those too..........

Are we getting a homo this season? Man, I hope we get a homo. I am a big fan of the homo, so I need someone to pitch to me here people, preferably a woman that looks stunningly like Shakira, belly dance and all.........................9 outta 10 times gals who kiss gals get the likes of Nakomis to look at, eeeeeeessssshhhhh! These cats are tryin' to put them on pecker permanently............................

Ah well, I got lots of hopes for this season, we'll see. In the meantime, feel free to tell me how "wrong" I am, or how I shouldn't "use certain words", yeah I know I know, got it folks, but remember, you came to me. Here's my disclaimer:

"People suck, I don't like people. If it weren't for the fact that now and then a sista needs a little somethin', I would go without. I got friends, the ones that stuck around and appreciate me in my evel glory work for me, so nope, don't have a burnin' desire to make new ones, carry on."

EvelAlida (EA)