Hey everyone,
I don't normally dig deep, not my style. But as some of you know, things have been heavy.................
I have had a lot on my mind with many of the online bullshit mini-series happening, between the likes of cuntbags like Shmandy & PoppaC, I don't know who makes me vomit faster or quicker.
But every now and then things happen in your life that puts the bullshit into perspective, and the realization that these twats are the last thing that fleck your soul, they are merely a distraction from what is real and what matters.
Life happens, it ends, you name it. It's been ending in droves around me lately, and with it goes my sense of security true, but it is what it is.
I came to find out last night that one of my closest friends on this earth, Kym , was shattered by a terrible thing. Her brother was murdered this past Monday in Chicago, Illinois. Not killed by some freak accident, not gone after a long and dreadful illness, murdered. As I said, perspective.
Then another dear friend to me, Panther as many of you know her, comes to also find out that one of her closest friends is going through quite the hell herself, naturally making Panther feel as she is...........
I never take the time to express my "love" as well as I do my "hate". Quite frankly, its because i am much better at the hate thing, let's face it. I am not very expressive in the whole love category, don't ask why, its just how I am built and I have learned to stop questioning it.
I am very capable of loving people, I know this, I just dont convey it often and thats something I gotta work on. I do it in my own way and by my actions, not by throwing the "I love you" around bullshit i see plenty of people doing on a day to day basis. However, even I know that I could use a tune up in this field and maybe soften here and there. I do, I so do, just not publicly and openly, that's for me.
He're an opportunity to soften, so with that, I love you Kym, I love you Panther. I know you ladies both know this, but hell, even I can appreciate thats it is nice to hear from time to time, and there's no better time than now I am afraid.
These ladies mean the world to me. Most of you are not familiar with Kym, but you are Panther. Let me make it very clear here folks, if you are fortunate enough to call this woman your friend consider yourself friggin blessed. I have never been more serious. She is family to me and one of the most loyal and caring people I have ever known. As I mentioned in my bulletin briefly, if you give a shit, perhaps a prayer could be said on her behalf...........
She's going through a tough time and it makes my heart bleed. This is a hell of a shitty time for her, for me, for a lot of us I am sure. So I decided to hop on and get out of my comfort zone. To publicly express something other than anger or disgust for a change of pace.
It's a lot easier to do the latter as i have learned. I am very uncomfortable with public shows of affection in any form and find it a whole hell of a lot easier to tell you to fuck off than to tell you I love you. And for any of those ready to analyze me, save your Dr. Phil analogies, I know why I am built the way I am built, I don't need to share the "why"...............I got my reasons
So again, just do mama a favor and keep Panther and even my girl Kym in your thoughts for me ok? I don't ask you heffas for much, so do me a solid.........
And for any of you thinking I have been abducted by someone with a heart, wipe that smug look of shock off your faces. Even mine beats every now again.........
EA
p.s. don't get me wrong, don't think for a second I have forgotten some of the bullshit some douchebags have caused and I WILL handle you, but when you matter to me a little more is when you will hear from me............
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Bullshit & Bullshit Artists Part 1
Well, it's time..................
I have kept my mouth shut for a LOOOOOOOOONG time. To the point where I would get this pain in my lower left side even. And mama ain't takin' this shit any longer, so here it goes folks.............
Now before you all lose ya fuckin minds, yes i know, you get all ferklemped when I use names. For some reason or another, ya just cringe when ya hear names......ok, so lets see, maybe we could use this "code", something brilliant, something no one would ever could ever possibly crack............I got it..........
Seems Shmandy here is quite the little storyteller, and her latest one went a little something like this.
Recently she took a trip to uuummmm, Shmalifornia, and while on this magical trip, she stayed with a Proffesor Shmarol.
I am so good I scare myself, who will ever be able to crack this code? I should work for the government............
During her stay, Shmandy alleges that Proff. Shmarol did some horrible, we're talking off the wall fukkin' loco shit here people. For this here part, ya'll don't need details for it doesnt matter, because well, at the end of it all, she's full of shit (which is gonna be kinda the theme here for this heffa, so try to follow me......)
While making all these nasty, life altering could-ruin-a-person's-life accusations, she's going to the likes of certain HouseGuests mind you, even going as far as telling a HouseGuest that she adores, that Proff. Shmarol did X, Y & Z
Now imagine this poor HG. She's sittin here thinking she's meeting 2 fans for dinner one night and winds up involved in a Lifetime Movie Network Mini Series.
She has to go to dinner, and everytime Proff Shmarol walks away from the table, has to hear Shmandy whisper "I am so scared of her". Imagine the rock and hard place that HG must have felt like she was in?
Now because this little Shmandy is so cute and cuddly and squishy and gooey fuzzy and warm and (gagging) nice, well hell, of course the HG believes her, why wouldn't she? As far as this HG can see, there's NO reason to lie, what lunatic would make this stuff up, must be true no??
And to boot, this little Shmandy is a kid, a mere 19 year old, and are you ready for it??...............she's disabled. NOW tell me you wouldn't believe her right? Who on earth is gonna look at this poor defenseless little thing and not think she's telling a true story????
I'm hanging my head...............wait for it..............I believed it myself. I did, I faultered momentarily and actually BELIEVED this crock of shit, to the point of questioning my own sanity because I KNEW and LIKED Proff. Shmarol and was pretty sure there was no way in HELL she could have done 1/4 of what I was hearing. I know, I know, I should know better. Just because someone is physically handicapped doesnt automatically ingrain them with some truth syrum that is incapable of lying, but having grown up myself with a disabled father and brother in law, well, I guess my mind works differently and I somehow associated a handicap with honesty. Not so much..............seems sitting down full time gives some people all sorts of free time to make shit up!
Now, as I was saying, this here Shmandy went on a Web Tour, telling everyone & anyone who would listen how she was at the hands of a maniac on her visit. When I first caught wind of it, it was through a kind woman named Shmathy (hey girl) who also in turn agreed with me after discussing this that there was no possible way that Proff. Shmarol had done ANY of the things Shmandy had accused her of.
Oh, did I forget to mention that this ALL came to me because Shmandy herself Friend Requested me on MySpace and after accepting her went on and on thanking me for the add, stating that she loved me and loved the way I "called bullshit" on people when they were being dishonest. Went ON to add that she should have listened to me in my past rants regarding someone nameed, ummmmm, Poppa C (we all know what the C stands for yes? Moving on..................)
She made a point of telling me that she knew I didnt have any fond memories for PoppaC due to that woman's lack of honesty and as I said, she mentioned she should have listened to me yada yada yada.........
I of course had my ears up, antennae signaled, what's this?????? PoppaC behind something dishonest???? I don't believe it.............oh she KNEW where to aim this little Shmandy, she knew that if she went for the PoppaC jugular, mama would bite. She wasn't counting one one thing...............cuntbag or no cuntbag, I don't back up bullshit, and if I am forced to defend someone I loathe, I do. It hurts like a mutha, but it needs to be done and man do I fuckin resent it when I am forced to do so................
I am rambling, as I was saying, Shmandy was counting on me banging the "I Hate PoppaC" drum, and so threw the bait. Told me that she and Proff Shmarol no longer spoke and that it was ALL PoppaC's fault, that because of PoppaC's lying to people on her behalf, she and Proff. Shmarol were no longer friends.
Back to Shmathy. After LONG talks with this fine lady, I got more in depth of the story. Shmandy was claiming that she had NEVER made ANY allegations against Proff Shmarol, it was PoppaC THAT DID! Well lookie here............it was PopppaC that had gone to the aforementioned HG and told her that Shmady had been at the terrible hands of Proff Shmarol.
You with me so far? This fuckin saga goes on for so long, I forgot my damn name. What was it? Fire & Brimstone...........fire & brimstone, ah yes, EA.........
Soooooooo, what do I do? I go to the sources, the first one being Proff Shmarol. I dont sugar coat a damn this by starting with small talk, I come straight out and ASK her if she is aware of the accusations that were being made against her? She was somewhat informed, not completely, but she too was under the impression that it was my beloved PoppaC who was behind it all, and that little itty bitty Shmandy was an innocent party.
Ok, now time to go to source 2, the HG who was told this tale. I ask her, and would you look at this????????? Out of the horses mouth I get to hear it was SHMANDY HERSELF that had told her that Proff Shmarol had done some seriously loco shit. This HG goes on to tell me how helpless she felt, how she didnt know what to do, and that of course she believed Shmandy. No one makes up that kinda stuff..........
Ok, back to Proff Shmarol. I get her, Sandy & I in a 3-way conversation via an email. Shmandy denies left and right to me as clear as day that she EVER told this HG anything, she never made these accusations. Mind you I have already spoken to this HG and know what's what.
So who do I believe? This little soul who's gonna wheel herself right to hell at this rate? Or do I believe the HG that has absolutely NO MOTIVE WHATSOEVER to lie about a shred of this? Do I believe the HG who was put in an awful position and who was used and manipulated so some sick fuckin kid could get some attention and build some twisted bond with an HG? Hard call there................gimme a fuckin break
I guess this here Shmandy didnt think a simple conversation with the HG would do it. I guess she thought in order to feel important, she had to attempt to ruin someone's life for the attention. But wait, this doesnt end here............
Shmandy & Proff Shmarol are FRIENDS. Oh yes, thick as thieves, they are just fine. Probably sippin ice teas now on their webcams. Mind you these 2 were allegedly in the fight of all fights, where one is accusing the other of felonies, and now they are BUDS! Aint that about a bitch?!??!?! Shmandy hauls off to an HG that she is being terrorized by Proff Shmarol, but she leaves out the part that she's all better with her alleged stalker! She forgets to mention to this HG "hey remember that woman I told you about? the one I was afraid for my life with? the one I called the FBI on? Yeah, we're good, how bout that?"
What makes me infuriated is the way she manipulated this HG, the way she tugged at her heartstrings. THIS is the very reason why an HG may not speak to the masses, because of people like this little twat. Some of us forget that HG's aren't some superstar enigmas, they're regular cats, and they can get emotionally manipulated just like any of us. Bravo bitch, you did a good job, and believe me, it won't go unrewarded...................
Imagine that!!!! ALL BETTER!!!! Shmady goes out of her way to make sure the rest of the wide world web thinks she is still afraid of Shmarol, that all of this bullshit was true all along, and all the while the 2 of 'em are just fine swappin recipes on who makes a better fuckloaf...............
Is ya damn head spinning yet???? You were all waiting for me to bang the I Hate PoppaC drum too right? Admit it! I know, I am surprised too! I couldn't be more surprised if I had heard Elvis caught Bigfoot dry humpin' Bin Laden at the Motel 6 last Tuesday night...............
The very fact that I had to learn this HG was lied to about something so serious makes me wanna wring this fuck's neck. How Proff Shmarol doesnt wanna wheel her down the yellow brick road is beyond me, but there's more to that as well, because Shmandy keeps lying and lying and lying and some people fall for it, it cant be helped. It gets to the point that people almost feel GUILTY for not believing a story, THEY start to feel like the assholes if they doubt something coming outta some kid's mouth, and it's sad to watch.............luckily I'm just not that "nice", and I don't give a fuck if you're laid out on a stretcher with only the ability to move your eyes to the left and right for a yes and no answer, if you're lying, I will use the nearest fork to gouge out those eyes............
So it turns out there's no drum to bang bitch, no drum. Don't get me wrong, I still loathe that wretched crotch cricket PoppaC, make no mistake. However, HER lies in all of this, well we will get to that. As usual our ever so pathetically predictable PoppaC, it was just too good to be true to think that she didn't have blood on her hands in this. For a brief shining moment I almost thought I was gonna have to completely defend this fuck. Almost. And I will tell ya, mama broke out into a sweat at the thought of it. Oh the horror..........the humanity.............I cant believe I have to do this, but it has to be done, she was NOT the one to go to the HG and make these accusations. There is it. Oh God, is that blood? I think I just bit my own tongue............this is painful. At any rate, the interesting news is no, no such luck that PoppaC had NO part in this, for as usual, the cuntbag did, but we will get to that later. How long you want this blog to be? We will call that tale Part 2, coming soon to a video store near you........
If you're confused, join me, as am I. I could not BELIEVE this story as it unraveled. The sickness in it alone would make a man with a 13 incher blush. The lenghths this little douchebag Shmandy went to to make up stories for attention is just on levels of disgusting i have never encountered yet.
Oh and if you read my bulletin just moments ago, the LATEST bullshit to come outta this cunt was that Panther had given Michelle from BB Shmandy's new phone number, and that Michelle in turn called Shmandy and cussed her out left and right.
How many are ready for it??????? Yup, Michelle never heard of her, and I just finished speaking to her as she confirmed she has no friggin clue who this girl is and sure as hell never called her.
This fuck will make up just about ANY story in order to somehow link her in some twisted manner to an HG. Its her way of mattering in this world I believe, I am convinced of it. It doesnt matter who she hurts, whether its negative or positive attention, it all boils down to "hey look at me, an HG called me/talked to me/commiserated with me". What a pathetic existence.............
There's more, oh LORD is there more, but that's all my hands can handle for typing right now. I have just had enough, really had enough people. I am sick of the bullshit that comes outta you heffas and anyone that defends them, you're all fucking wackjobs, period. If i hear ONE FRIGGIN WORD of "EA how could you? The girl is in a wheelchair for the love of Moses!" I will cut a heffa...........look at the chaos this fuck has caused sittin down, imagine her straight up! Fuck me.........
What's wrong is wrong. A physical disability doesnt entitle you to be a lying twisted piece of shit little lady. You don't get to wave your Handicapped plates and wheel through on an "You Gotta Believe Me" pass while along you are telling stories so horrible, you could ruin a person's life. That ain't cuttin it you shit, and I have had enough. The very FACT that you could use your disability as some sort of defense is stomach turning. My father never felt the urge to accuse someone of felonies and then point to his legs and say "hey, what can I tell ya, I'm in a a wheelchair, I can do as I please and ya gotta let me or you're the asshole for pointing it out". Yeah ok, fuck you................
As I said, there is so much more to this, and once my hands stop cramping from this fukkin novel, you will hear it. I am done keeping this shit in, I am done watching people lie left and right and use any defense to get outta of it, I am done allowing "NICE" people to get away with "being misunderstood". Did you know nice people get away with that shit???? If they lie, all they gotta do is say they were misunderstood, and BAM, Forgive me Father. Us assholes apparently get no such token, we go straight to hell for daring to call a fuck a fuck............
Well FUCK YOU kiddo, I know what you did last summer :-)
Peace out heffas
EA
I have kept my mouth shut for a LOOOOOOOOONG time. To the point where I would get this pain in my lower left side even. And mama ain't takin' this shit any longer, so here it goes folks.............
Now before you all lose ya fuckin minds, yes i know, you get all ferklemped when I use names. For some reason or another, ya just cringe when ya hear names......ok, so lets see, maybe we could use this "code", something brilliant, something no one would ever could ever possibly crack............I got it..........
Seems Shmandy here is quite the little storyteller, and her latest one went a little something like this.
Recently she took a trip to uuummmm, Shmalifornia, and while on this magical trip, she stayed with a Proffesor Shmarol.
I am so good I scare myself, who will ever be able to crack this code? I should work for the government............
During her stay, Shmandy alleges that Proff. Shmarol did some horrible, we're talking off the wall fukkin' loco shit here people. For this here part, ya'll don't need details for it doesnt matter, because well, at the end of it all, she's full of shit (which is gonna be kinda the theme here for this heffa, so try to follow me......)
While making all these nasty, life altering could-ruin-a-person's-life accusations, she's going to the likes of certain HouseGuests mind you, even going as far as telling a HouseGuest that she adores, that Proff. Shmarol did X, Y & Z
Now imagine this poor HG. She's sittin here thinking she's meeting 2 fans for dinner one night and winds up involved in a Lifetime Movie Network Mini Series.
She has to go to dinner, and everytime Proff Shmarol walks away from the table, has to hear Shmandy whisper "I am so scared of her". Imagine the rock and hard place that HG must have felt like she was in?
Now because this little Shmandy is so cute and cuddly and squishy and gooey fuzzy and warm and (gagging) nice, well hell, of course the HG believes her, why wouldn't she? As far as this HG can see, there's NO reason to lie, what lunatic would make this stuff up, must be true no??
And to boot, this little Shmandy is a kid, a mere 19 year old, and are you ready for it??...............she's disabled. NOW tell me you wouldn't believe her right? Who on earth is gonna look at this poor defenseless little thing and not think she's telling a true story????
I'm hanging my head...............wait for it..............I believed it myself. I did, I faultered momentarily and actually BELIEVED this crock of shit, to the point of questioning my own sanity because I KNEW and LIKED Proff. Shmarol and was pretty sure there was no way in HELL she could have done 1/4 of what I was hearing. I know, I know, I should know better. Just because someone is physically handicapped doesnt automatically ingrain them with some truth syrum that is incapable of lying, but having grown up myself with a disabled father and brother in law, well, I guess my mind works differently and I somehow associated a handicap with honesty. Not so much..............seems sitting down full time gives some people all sorts of free time to make shit up!
Now, as I was saying, this here Shmandy went on a Web Tour, telling everyone & anyone who would listen how she was at the hands of a maniac on her visit. When I first caught wind of it, it was through a kind woman named Shmathy (hey girl) who also in turn agreed with me after discussing this that there was no possible way that Proff. Shmarol had done ANY of the things Shmandy had accused her of.
Oh, did I forget to mention that this ALL came to me because Shmandy herself Friend Requested me on MySpace and after accepting her went on and on thanking me for the add, stating that she loved me and loved the way I "called bullshit" on people when they were being dishonest. Went ON to add that she should have listened to me in my past rants regarding someone nameed, ummmmm, Poppa C (we all know what the C stands for yes? Moving on..................)
She made a point of telling me that she knew I didnt have any fond memories for PoppaC due to that woman's lack of honesty and as I said, she mentioned she should have listened to me yada yada yada.........
I of course had my ears up, antennae signaled, what's this?????? PoppaC behind something dishonest???? I don't believe it.............oh she KNEW where to aim this little Shmandy, she knew that if she went for the PoppaC jugular, mama would bite. She wasn't counting one one thing...............cuntbag or no cuntbag, I don't back up bullshit, and if I am forced to defend someone I loathe, I do. It hurts like a mutha, but it needs to be done and man do I fuckin resent it when I am forced to do so................
I am rambling, as I was saying, Shmandy was counting on me banging the "I Hate PoppaC" drum, and so threw the bait. Told me that she and Proff Shmarol no longer spoke and that it was ALL PoppaC's fault, that because of PoppaC's lying to people on her behalf, she and Proff. Shmarol were no longer friends.
Back to Shmathy. After LONG talks with this fine lady, I got more in depth of the story. Shmandy was claiming that she had NEVER made ANY allegations against Proff Shmarol, it was PoppaC THAT DID! Well lookie here............it was PopppaC that had gone to the aforementioned HG and told her that Shmady had been at the terrible hands of Proff Shmarol.
You with me so far? This fuckin saga goes on for so long, I forgot my damn name. What was it? Fire & Brimstone...........fire & brimstone, ah yes, EA.........
Soooooooo, what do I do? I go to the sources, the first one being Proff Shmarol. I dont sugar coat a damn this by starting with small talk, I come straight out and ASK her if she is aware of the accusations that were being made against her? She was somewhat informed, not completely, but she too was under the impression that it was my beloved PoppaC who was behind it all, and that little itty bitty Shmandy was an innocent party.
Ok, now time to go to source 2, the HG who was told this tale. I ask her, and would you look at this????????? Out of the horses mouth I get to hear it was SHMANDY HERSELF that had told her that Proff Shmarol had done some seriously loco shit. This HG goes on to tell me how helpless she felt, how she didnt know what to do, and that of course she believed Shmandy. No one makes up that kinda stuff..........
Ok, back to Proff Shmarol. I get her, Sandy & I in a 3-way conversation via an email. Shmandy denies left and right to me as clear as day that she EVER told this HG anything, she never made these accusations. Mind you I have already spoken to this HG and know what's what.
So who do I believe? This little soul who's gonna wheel herself right to hell at this rate? Or do I believe the HG that has absolutely NO MOTIVE WHATSOEVER to lie about a shred of this? Do I believe the HG who was put in an awful position and who was used and manipulated so some sick fuckin kid could get some attention and build some twisted bond with an HG? Hard call there................gimme a fuckin break
I guess this here Shmandy didnt think a simple conversation with the HG would do it. I guess she thought in order to feel important, she had to attempt to ruin someone's life for the attention. But wait, this doesnt end here............
Shmandy & Proff Shmarol are FRIENDS. Oh yes, thick as thieves, they are just fine. Probably sippin ice teas now on their webcams. Mind you these 2 were allegedly in the fight of all fights, where one is accusing the other of felonies, and now they are BUDS! Aint that about a bitch?!??!?! Shmandy hauls off to an HG that she is being terrorized by Proff Shmarol, but she leaves out the part that she's all better with her alleged stalker! She forgets to mention to this HG "hey remember that woman I told you about? the one I was afraid for my life with? the one I called the FBI on? Yeah, we're good, how bout that?"
What makes me infuriated is the way she manipulated this HG, the way she tugged at her heartstrings. THIS is the very reason why an HG may not speak to the masses, because of people like this little twat. Some of us forget that HG's aren't some superstar enigmas, they're regular cats, and they can get emotionally manipulated just like any of us. Bravo bitch, you did a good job, and believe me, it won't go unrewarded...................
Imagine that!!!! ALL BETTER!!!! Shmady goes out of her way to make sure the rest of the wide world web thinks she is still afraid of Shmarol, that all of this bullshit was true all along, and all the while the 2 of 'em are just fine swappin recipes on who makes a better fuckloaf...............
Is ya damn head spinning yet???? You were all waiting for me to bang the I Hate PoppaC drum too right? Admit it! I know, I am surprised too! I couldn't be more surprised if I had heard Elvis caught Bigfoot dry humpin' Bin Laden at the Motel 6 last Tuesday night...............
The very fact that I had to learn this HG was lied to about something so serious makes me wanna wring this fuck's neck. How Proff Shmarol doesnt wanna wheel her down the yellow brick road is beyond me, but there's more to that as well, because Shmandy keeps lying and lying and lying and some people fall for it, it cant be helped. It gets to the point that people almost feel GUILTY for not believing a story, THEY start to feel like the assholes if they doubt something coming outta some kid's mouth, and it's sad to watch.............luckily I'm just not that "nice", and I don't give a fuck if you're laid out on a stretcher with only the ability to move your eyes to the left and right for a yes and no answer, if you're lying, I will use the nearest fork to gouge out those eyes............
So it turns out there's no drum to bang bitch, no drum. Don't get me wrong, I still loathe that wretched crotch cricket PoppaC, make no mistake. However, HER lies in all of this, well we will get to that. As usual our ever so pathetically predictable PoppaC, it was just too good to be true to think that she didn't have blood on her hands in this. For a brief shining moment I almost thought I was gonna have to completely defend this fuck. Almost. And I will tell ya, mama broke out into a sweat at the thought of it. Oh the horror..........the humanity.............I cant believe I have to do this, but it has to be done, she was NOT the one to go to the HG and make these accusations. There is it. Oh God, is that blood? I think I just bit my own tongue............this is painful. At any rate, the interesting news is no, no such luck that PoppaC had NO part in this, for as usual, the cuntbag did, but we will get to that later. How long you want this blog to be? We will call that tale Part 2, coming soon to a video store near you........
If you're confused, join me, as am I. I could not BELIEVE this story as it unraveled. The sickness in it alone would make a man with a 13 incher blush. The lenghths this little douchebag Shmandy went to to make up stories for attention is just on levels of disgusting i have never encountered yet.
Oh and if you read my bulletin just moments ago, the LATEST bullshit to come outta this cunt was that Panther had given Michelle from BB Shmandy's new phone number, and that Michelle in turn called Shmandy and cussed her out left and right.
How many are ready for it??????? Yup, Michelle never heard of her, and I just finished speaking to her as she confirmed she has no friggin clue who this girl is and sure as hell never called her.
This fuck will make up just about ANY story in order to somehow link her in some twisted manner to an HG. Its her way of mattering in this world I believe, I am convinced of it. It doesnt matter who she hurts, whether its negative or positive attention, it all boils down to "hey look at me, an HG called me/talked to me/commiserated with me". What a pathetic existence.............
There's more, oh LORD is there more, but that's all my hands can handle for typing right now. I have just had enough, really had enough people. I am sick of the bullshit that comes outta you heffas and anyone that defends them, you're all fucking wackjobs, period. If i hear ONE FRIGGIN WORD of "EA how could you? The girl is in a wheelchair for the love of Moses!" I will cut a heffa...........look at the chaos this fuck has caused sittin down, imagine her straight up! Fuck me.........
What's wrong is wrong. A physical disability doesnt entitle you to be a lying twisted piece of shit little lady. You don't get to wave your Handicapped plates and wheel through on an "You Gotta Believe Me" pass while along you are telling stories so horrible, you could ruin a person's life. That ain't cuttin it you shit, and I have had enough. The very FACT that you could use your disability as some sort of defense is stomach turning. My father never felt the urge to accuse someone of felonies and then point to his legs and say "hey, what can I tell ya, I'm in a a wheelchair, I can do as I please and ya gotta let me or you're the asshole for pointing it out". Yeah ok, fuck you................
As I said, there is so much more to this, and once my hands stop cramping from this fukkin novel, you will hear it. I am done keeping this shit in, I am done watching people lie left and right and use any defense to get outta of it, I am done allowing "NICE" people to get away with "being misunderstood". Did you know nice people get away with that shit???? If they lie, all they gotta do is say they were misunderstood, and BAM, Forgive me Father. Us assholes apparently get no such token, we go straight to hell for daring to call a fuck a fuck............
Well FUCK YOU kiddo, I know what you did last summer :-)
Peace out heffas
EA
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
LOL Yet Another Puzzle
Ok, instead of answering a gazillion emails fromw work, here is the nutshell of this bullshit, short & sweet. Will go into further details if I feel like it at another time.......
Seems that this here little lady Sandy had a tiff with our beloved PoppaC and so blah blah blah, no likey no more between these two, whatever.
Next, it seems that my good friend Panther was advised from another young lady named Missy that Sandy had whispered in her ear that Panther had told her that I wanted her phone number (Sandy's, are ya keeping up with this shit???) and that I so wanted to speak with her............about what, who knows, never got that far.
You with me so far???
Ok, well as you can imagine, nope, never asked for this Sandy's number nor did Panther ever tell her as much. I never knew this Sandy until 48 hours ago let alone having any will or desire to speak with her..............
When Panther naturally ASKED Sandy WTF, Sandy in turn swears up and down she never told Missy or PoppaC for that matter, anything of the sort, and once again, this is all bullshit blah blah blah........
LMAO pathetic enough for you yet???? How far back am I taking you cats, 4th grade? 3rd grade? What? it's been so fuckin long since I have had to deal with juvenile shit at this level that I forgot at what grade this is supposed to fade out of one's life.........
SOOOOOOOOOO, ladies and gentleman the moral of the story is, as usual, some people just can't keep my name off their tongue. Involved, not involved, it makes no difference. Somehow EA always worms her way in there now doesnt she?!?!?!? LOL
Seriously heffas, come on now, simma down already. Get a hobby, do something with ya lives for the love of Moses. Exactly how much do ya love me that ya feel the need to consistently include me in your little tea parties???? Psssst..........here's a hint, there's no actual TEA in the kettle ladies, it's all make believe. I swear, and if you don't believe me go ahead and take a bite outta that fake "biscuit"...............yummy? Oh wait, wait, wait DELICIOUS????
Oh and yeah, if you didn't like your name being used in MY blog, tough shit. As I have always said, keep my name out your damn mouths and I will do the same in turn. You wanna whisper my name amongst this bullshit, too fuckin bad if you don't like "being involved".
Guess what? Neither do J like being involved, but hell, can't avoid it at any cost now can I? LOL Fuckin clowns..........
Peace out heffas
EA
Seems that this here little lady Sandy had a tiff with our beloved PoppaC and so blah blah blah, no likey no more between these two, whatever.
Next, it seems that my good friend Panther was advised from another young lady named Missy that Sandy had whispered in her ear that Panther had told her that I wanted her phone number (Sandy's, are ya keeping up with this shit???) and that I so wanted to speak with her............about what, who knows, never got that far.
You with me so far???
Ok, well as you can imagine, nope, never asked for this Sandy's number nor did Panther ever tell her as much. I never knew this Sandy until 48 hours ago let alone having any will or desire to speak with her..............
When Panther naturally ASKED Sandy WTF, Sandy in turn swears up and down she never told Missy or PoppaC for that matter, anything of the sort, and once again, this is all bullshit blah blah blah........
LMAO pathetic enough for you yet???? How far back am I taking you cats, 4th grade? 3rd grade? What? it's been so fuckin long since I have had to deal with juvenile shit at this level that I forgot at what grade this is supposed to fade out of one's life.........
SOOOOOOOOOO, ladies and gentleman the moral of the story is, as usual, some people just can't keep my name off their tongue. Involved, not involved, it makes no difference. Somehow EA always worms her way in there now doesnt she?!?!?!? LOL
Seriously heffas, come on now, simma down already. Get a hobby, do something with ya lives for the love of Moses. Exactly how much do ya love me that ya feel the need to consistently include me in your little tea parties???? Psssst..........here's a hint, there's no actual TEA in the kettle ladies, it's all make believe. I swear, and if you don't believe me go ahead and take a bite outta that fake "biscuit"...............yummy? Oh wait, wait, wait DELICIOUS????
Oh and yeah, if you didn't like your name being used in MY blog, tough shit. As I have always said, keep my name out your damn mouths and I will do the same in turn. You wanna whisper my name amongst this bullshit, too fuckin bad if you don't like "being involved".
Guess what? Neither do J like being involved, but hell, can't avoid it at any cost now can I? LOL Fuckin clowns..........
Peace out heffas
EA
Monday, November 17, 2008
The Bullshit, Part 1
I'm gonna write as I think, because this has become so convoluted and extensive, ya head could spin from the bullshit flyin'..................so as I feel like getting chunks off my chest without angering myself to the point of no return, I will write............
First things first, if I offend you, too fukkin bad. This is my joint, my blog, my little spot in cyberspace, so I can and will say and do what the fukk I please. I went outta my way to make sure that the heavy shit I had to say I did in my own territory because this is from ME, not some Big Brother association, some BB page or community, plain old friggin ME! And lookie here lookie here, this just so happens to be my joint, so I'm going to speak freely and for no one else but me myself & I.
Don't even dream of complaining you didn't “appreciate” what ya had to read in here, cause no one told you're asses to come here, let alone stay...........you came cause you were curious as to what I had to say, you're fooling no one. Furthermore, if you wanna come up with some bullshit that my voice must be shootin' outta someone else's ass, you can forget about that as well. I speak for no one but me, not the fan club, not the fan sites, not the fans..................for EA, thats it, so think again before conjuring up the notion I speak for anyone else in here.
And yes I am naming names. I don't play this bullshit of “I cant reveal my sources”, thats a coward's cop-out, or worse still, a liar's crutch. It's pretty damn convenient to make accusations based on “what ya heard” and then refuse to give up your source. That doesn't fly with me, so the people I am naming, sources and all, know it. They know me, they know how I operate, no big fukkin surprise I call people to the carpet..................
If you fukk up, ya own up, period.
Unless you live under a rock, you all know that all hell broke loose after Big Brother Fan Club hosted it's 1st chat with our dear Renny. I was not able to be there unfortunately, as my great uncle passed away and I tended to family matters and was with them recently to mourn in private. I came home on Monday and the shit I saw was enough for me to scream..................
My friends from BBHeaven had posted a bulletin with regards to some people being offended and/or insulted by some comments allegedly made by Renny in the chat. It was told to the ladies at Heaven, as they were not in the chat. Those that gave their opinions were Geneva (BB BabyGirl) & MommaT specifically, as they were the ones that were initially offended................
So I read this bulletin, my jaw hits the floor, and I get to work on finding out what the hell happened. Heaven was told that Renny supposedly had insulted people on SSI, people who didn't have the “means”, and also allegedly gave out a PO Box address requesting her fans send her gifts...............
I spoke with Geneva immediately and she was honest, saying yes it was she that spoke with her friends at Heaven, commenting on how she had felt offended by what she took as a direct hit to her, for she made mention of being on SSI etc. I didn't have any response whatsoever to give, how could I without having heard a word of this chat? I heard her out and told her I would get to the bottom of this one way or another.
The chat was mercifully recorded by our friend Dr. Carol, and posted on our Renny Fan Forum for everyone to listen to. I listened to it roughly 7 times in all I believe, dissecting it as much as possible, pausing when needed, you name it, to try and see where Renny had allegedly insulted anyone..........
Now, the comment in question was when Geneva mentioned she couldn't partake in any gift purchasing due to the fact that she lived on a budget due to SSI. The accusation was that Renny responded to that with “Please, budget, I don't wanna hear your sob stories or anyone looking for a damn handout”. Geneva took this to mean her...............crazy so far? No, not in my opinion, it's feasible.
I listened to this recording, and when Renny finally caught up to the scrolling in the room and saw the “Who Me?” reply by Geneva, she clearly states not once, but twice “No not you dawlin, not you, you're a fan, what I'm talkin' bout is the tons of people that walk up to me with their sob stories asking me for something”. You can hear Renny repeatedly trying to catch up with the screen scrolling by and how hard she is trying to keep up, so when she did catch something she would answer as fast as possible.
Now, nowhere in this chat is there any mention whatsoever of Renny requesting gifts, this is complete and total bullshit, something purely invented and not just misunderstood as the previous matter. I dare anyone to go listen to that chat and point out to me where in the hell Renny said such a thing, so having said that, that portion of the allegation is total shit plain and simple.
After reviewing the chat piece by piece, I had my say on MySpace naturally, and discussed it with both Geneva & BBHeaven. Our conversation went quite well and the result was both of them understood that in fact they had misunderstood Renny and that no, she did not intend to insult nor offend anyone of course, but more importantly, the end result was that Geneva & BBHeaven did see that in fact Renny did not slam Geneva for being on SSI, did not insult her (in fact assured her it was not her she was speaking of twice mind you) and that no, they heard for themselves, there was no bullshit where Renny would have the audacity to ask her fans to send her gifts!
Both Geneva & Heaven immediately apologized. No one is a baby here folks, they know they fukked up, but they owned up. Geneva sincerely felt diminished, and as I said to her I am saying publicly here and now, I can see how at FIRST she may have thought Renny was speaking negatively towards her. Once you listen to that chat and know WHAT to listen for it's obvious that wasn't the case, so Geneva wasn't off her rocker for thinking so initially in my opinion. Her actions were a simple “oops, my bad, I was wrong and I misunderstood” and she took her lumps for being mistaken Lord knows.
BBHeaven also messed up, they know it, we have discussed this in detail people this is not news to anyone! Their mistake was listening to what people said Renny had to say, rather than first attempting to hear it for themselves. The one thing I allow for here is they were going by what they had been told by friends, so it was perhaps easier to swallow what was being told to them. If a friend whispers something in my ear, chances are I am listening with more belief than say a fukkin nutjob who I know nothing off.
So in essence, yes Geneva & BBHeaven were in the wrong, thats not in question, but their actions afterwards is what spoke volumes to me, with their retractions of the bulletins, the blatant and humbled “mea culpas” that were sent in their place, and none of this baloney of “I didn't do anything wrong, I just expressed an opinion” that I heard left and right.
What really tickles my ass is the fact that people thought I was upset with the idea that people had an opinion, that my stance on this whole topic was “how dare they think for themselves?” yes yes people, that's what my Nazi ass was thinking, that I could not believe the cajones on you cats for even thinking of having an opinion....................gimme a fukkin break.
Geneva wasn't “wrong” if she felt offended, she was wrong in how she misquote Renny, its that easy. She is entitled to feeling however the flying fukk she wants, as long as when she shares so publicly she does so with accurate knowledge..........no one, not even I, the Queen of the Internet, am entitled to tell others how they should feel. I know, it's sickening that I wasn't granted those powers and believe you me, I am working on that, ain't that right Big Red? (looking below)
At any rate, as I said, damage control was then kicked into gear. My rage stemmed from the fact that we were playing with this woman's reputation here, being Renny, so to incorrectly misquote her or to make accusations made from misunderstandings and/or outright lies was not ok with me.................I'm the damn President of the BBFC that did the fukkin chat, hello?!??!?!
I have gone over this in great length with both Geneva & Heaven, and in my opinion did and still do continue to feel regretful that they leapt before looking, and since then have made tremendous attempts at making amends, which as far as I am personally concerned, was enough to put out my flames. None of us are perfect and I certainly don't expect one to never make a mistake. How one takes accountability for that mistake makes it or breaks it for me, so if you can't step up and take a hit when you step in shit, I got no damn respect for you..............none.
So no, I am not upset with either Geneva nor BBHeaven. They know exactly how I felt then and how I feel now. They are aware of what angered me then and why I now feel they are doing the best they know to make it right again. More than that I can't ask of them, or anyone involved in this shit for that matter. It's those double-talkin' cowards who are involved in all of this I will address soon, because that's what burns my ass and I am tired of the hypocrites that say one thing to me in an email and then say another when they think I'm not listening. I'm listening you fukks, I'm listenin', and I'm taking notes and will handle you, believe in that..................
That's all mama has got to say for now, I think this was more than enough shit to spit out for starters. This is only the tip of the iceberg cats, there's so much more that was said and done behind the scenes, and here's the beauty of it all, Renny knows it. Yeah, our dear Renny knows everything and who and where it came from, and so bearing that in mind I made it clear to all involved in this ridiculous bashing saga that I was calling bullshit on people cause this doesn't just affect me, it affects a BB community and an actual HG trying to connect with her fans
I ain't tolerating anymore shit people, I am laying all the cards out on the table so the HG's we deal with especially can go forth having more faith in us as fans, because as of right now, it's very disheartening and I don't give a fukk who I piss off in the process, you know where I am if you got something to say to me................if this was as simple as having pissed me off, I could have brushed it off and handled this quietly, but since it has gone as far as upset an HG, well that does it for me................
I will write more as my nerves settle and I tie up 2 more bullshit lies I was told recently. Connecting the dots of this mess has been enlightening....................
Till my next installment, the Queen retires...............
EA
First things first, if I offend you, too fukkin bad. This is my joint, my blog, my little spot in cyberspace, so I can and will say and do what the fukk I please. I went outta my way to make sure that the heavy shit I had to say I did in my own territory because this is from ME, not some Big Brother association, some BB page or community, plain old friggin ME! And lookie here lookie here, this just so happens to be my joint, so I'm going to speak freely and for no one else but me myself & I.
Don't even dream of complaining you didn't “appreciate” what ya had to read in here, cause no one told you're asses to come here, let alone stay...........you came cause you were curious as to what I had to say, you're fooling no one. Furthermore, if you wanna come up with some bullshit that my voice must be shootin' outta someone else's ass, you can forget about that as well. I speak for no one but me, not the fan club, not the fan sites, not the fans..................for EA, thats it, so think again before conjuring up the notion I speak for anyone else in here.
And yes I am naming names. I don't play this bullshit of “I cant reveal my sources”, thats a coward's cop-out, or worse still, a liar's crutch. It's pretty damn convenient to make accusations based on “what ya heard” and then refuse to give up your source. That doesn't fly with me, so the people I am naming, sources and all, know it. They know me, they know how I operate, no big fukkin surprise I call people to the carpet..................
If you fukk up, ya own up, period.
Unless you live under a rock, you all know that all hell broke loose after Big Brother Fan Club hosted it's 1st chat with our dear Renny. I was not able to be there unfortunately, as my great uncle passed away and I tended to family matters and was with them recently to mourn in private. I came home on Monday and the shit I saw was enough for me to scream..................
My friends from BBHeaven had posted a bulletin with regards to some people being offended and/or insulted by some comments allegedly made by Renny in the chat. It was told to the ladies at Heaven, as they were not in the chat. Those that gave their opinions were Geneva (BB BabyGirl) & MommaT specifically, as they were the ones that were initially offended................
So I read this bulletin, my jaw hits the floor, and I get to work on finding out what the hell happened. Heaven was told that Renny supposedly had insulted people on SSI, people who didn't have the “means”, and also allegedly gave out a PO Box address requesting her fans send her gifts...............
I spoke with Geneva immediately and she was honest, saying yes it was she that spoke with her friends at Heaven, commenting on how she had felt offended by what she took as a direct hit to her, for she made mention of being on SSI etc. I didn't have any response whatsoever to give, how could I without having heard a word of this chat? I heard her out and told her I would get to the bottom of this one way or another.
The chat was mercifully recorded by our friend Dr. Carol, and posted on our Renny Fan Forum for everyone to listen to. I listened to it roughly 7 times in all I believe, dissecting it as much as possible, pausing when needed, you name it, to try and see where Renny had allegedly insulted anyone..........
Now, the comment in question was when Geneva mentioned she couldn't partake in any gift purchasing due to the fact that she lived on a budget due to SSI. The accusation was that Renny responded to that with “Please, budget, I don't wanna hear your sob stories or anyone looking for a damn handout”. Geneva took this to mean her...............crazy so far? No, not in my opinion, it's feasible.
I listened to this recording, and when Renny finally caught up to the scrolling in the room and saw the “Who Me?” reply by Geneva, she clearly states not once, but twice “No not you dawlin, not you, you're a fan, what I'm talkin' bout is the tons of people that walk up to me with their sob stories asking me for something”. You can hear Renny repeatedly trying to catch up with the screen scrolling by and how hard she is trying to keep up, so when she did catch something she would answer as fast as possible.
Now, nowhere in this chat is there any mention whatsoever of Renny requesting gifts, this is complete and total bullshit, something purely invented and not just misunderstood as the previous matter. I dare anyone to go listen to that chat and point out to me where in the hell Renny said such a thing, so having said that, that portion of the allegation is total shit plain and simple.
After reviewing the chat piece by piece, I had my say on MySpace naturally, and discussed it with both Geneva & BBHeaven. Our conversation went quite well and the result was both of them understood that in fact they had misunderstood Renny and that no, she did not intend to insult nor offend anyone of course, but more importantly, the end result was that Geneva & BBHeaven did see that in fact Renny did not slam Geneva for being on SSI, did not insult her (in fact assured her it was not her she was speaking of twice mind you) and that no, they heard for themselves, there was no bullshit where Renny would have the audacity to ask her fans to send her gifts!
Both Geneva & Heaven immediately apologized. No one is a baby here folks, they know they fukked up, but they owned up. Geneva sincerely felt diminished, and as I said to her I am saying publicly here and now, I can see how at FIRST she may have thought Renny was speaking negatively towards her. Once you listen to that chat and know WHAT to listen for it's obvious that wasn't the case, so Geneva wasn't off her rocker for thinking so initially in my opinion. Her actions were a simple “oops, my bad, I was wrong and I misunderstood” and she took her lumps for being mistaken Lord knows.
BBHeaven also messed up, they know it, we have discussed this in detail people this is not news to anyone! Their mistake was listening to what people said Renny had to say, rather than first attempting to hear it for themselves. The one thing I allow for here is they were going by what they had been told by friends, so it was perhaps easier to swallow what was being told to them. If a friend whispers something in my ear, chances are I am listening with more belief than say a fukkin nutjob who I know nothing off.
So in essence, yes Geneva & BBHeaven were in the wrong, thats not in question, but their actions afterwards is what spoke volumes to me, with their retractions of the bulletins, the blatant and humbled “mea culpas” that were sent in their place, and none of this baloney of “I didn't do anything wrong, I just expressed an opinion” that I heard left and right.
What really tickles my ass is the fact that people thought I was upset with the idea that people had an opinion, that my stance on this whole topic was “how dare they think for themselves?” yes yes people, that's what my Nazi ass was thinking, that I could not believe the cajones on you cats for even thinking of having an opinion....................gimme a fukkin break.
Geneva wasn't “wrong” if she felt offended, she was wrong in how she misquote Renny, its that easy. She is entitled to feeling however the flying fukk she wants, as long as when she shares so publicly she does so with accurate knowledge..........no one, not even I, the Queen of the Internet, am entitled to tell others how they should feel. I know, it's sickening that I wasn't granted those powers and believe you me, I am working on that, ain't that right Big Red? (looking below)
At any rate, as I said, damage control was then kicked into gear. My rage stemmed from the fact that we were playing with this woman's reputation here, being Renny, so to incorrectly misquote her or to make accusations made from misunderstandings and/or outright lies was not ok with me.................I'm the damn President of the BBFC that did the fukkin chat, hello?!??!?!
I have gone over this in great length with both Geneva & Heaven, and in my opinion did and still do continue to feel regretful that they leapt before looking, and since then have made tremendous attempts at making amends, which as far as I am personally concerned, was enough to put out my flames. None of us are perfect and I certainly don't expect one to never make a mistake. How one takes accountability for that mistake makes it or breaks it for me, so if you can't step up and take a hit when you step in shit, I got no damn respect for you..............none.
So no, I am not upset with either Geneva nor BBHeaven. They know exactly how I felt then and how I feel now. They are aware of what angered me then and why I now feel they are doing the best they know to make it right again. More than that I can't ask of them, or anyone involved in this shit for that matter. It's those double-talkin' cowards who are involved in all of this I will address soon, because that's what burns my ass and I am tired of the hypocrites that say one thing to me in an email and then say another when they think I'm not listening. I'm listening you fukks, I'm listenin', and I'm taking notes and will handle you, believe in that..................
That's all mama has got to say for now, I think this was more than enough shit to spit out for starters. This is only the tip of the iceberg cats, there's so much more that was said and done behind the scenes, and here's the beauty of it all, Renny knows it. Yeah, our dear Renny knows everything and who and where it came from, and so bearing that in mind I made it clear to all involved in this ridiculous bashing saga that I was calling bullshit on people cause this doesn't just affect me, it affects a BB community and an actual HG trying to connect with her fans
I ain't tolerating anymore shit people, I am laying all the cards out on the table so the HG's we deal with especially can go forth having more faith in us as fans, because as of right now, it's very disheartening and I don't give a fukk who I piss off in the process, you know where I am if you got something to say to me................if this was as simple as having pissed me off, I could have brushed it off and handled this quietly, but since it has gone as far as upset an HG, well that does it for me................
I will write more as my nerves settle and I tie up 2 more bullshit lies I was told recently. Connecting the dots of this mess has been enlightening....................
Till my next installment, the Queen retires...............
EA
Saturday, November 15, 2008
I've Been Crowned
Oh dear everyone, apparently I made the Royal Court................
I am the Queen of the Internet, you better recognize me for who I am everyone...........
If you're as confused as I am by this, I will explain it all very soon
For now, I have my pathetic servants to tend to, royalty is a bitch you know......
EA
I am the Queen of the Internet, you better recognize me for who I am everyone...........
If you're as confused as I am by this, I will explain it all very soon
For now, I have my pathetic servants to tend to, royalty is a bitch you know......
EA
Friday, November 14, 2008
Yep, I'm Back............
Ok, so you wanted me to blog again, I'm bloggin'..............
Couldnt think of a better time to do so actually, considering all the bullshit that's been going down over on the BB Sites in myspace land.
I got plenty to say on this topic, and will, by tomorrow I believe, once I got my poop in a group.
As I stated in the little bulletin I pegged, don't even dream of bitchin' you didnt have a say if you didnt bother to reply to me when I asked you a flat out question people.
Peace out Heffas
EA
Couldnt think of a better time to do so actually, considering all the bullshit that's been going down over on the BB Sites in myspace land.
I got plenty to say on this topic, and will, by tomorrow I believe, once I got my poop in a group.
As I stated in the little bulletin I pegged, don't even dream of bitchin' you didnt have a say if you didnt bother to reply to me when I asked you a flat out question people.
Peace out Heffas
EA
Monday, January 21, 2008
My Speech
Here is the speech I had to give for Final 2:
Hello Heffas
Well, who friggin knew? Me in the damn Final 2?!?!??!?!
Am I gonna go soft now cause ya gotta vote? Nope, sorry, aint that kinda party.
Luckily to some extent, the people who ARE voting weren’t the people that pissed me off or vice versa, unless I did and ya just never had the spine to tell me so. I don’t think that’s the case when I look around at who is in this little circle, but ya neva know!
If I did in fact piss you off, I am not sorry. I am pretty sure whatever the fuck it was, it was well deserved, so no, don’t email mama with the semantics of it all or the boo-hoo of how I may or may not have hurt your feelings, couldn’t care less. If I upset you, everything I did in this game I meant, so I must have meant it folks……………….
To those I KNOW I offended or pissed off who don’t even get to vote, HA HA!
Aaaaaw, bites big donkey dikk don’t it? Couldn’t smile wider if I tried heffas, sweet irony to not even have a voice ya friggin douchebags…………………….if I know I pissed ya off, I especially wanna take this moment, this here sweet tender moment of mine, to tell you to ever so gently fuck off……………………..rinse, repeat, and then fuck off just once more for mama.............
I know at times I came off harsh and I know I had some episodes to speak, and again have no regrets. I like quite a few of you and take pride in speaking up in one’s defense; I make no apologies for it.
I never took the fake route out, I never took it easy and stuck my neck out each and every time and I am very pleased I did do so, because win or lose, you know who I am and there were no surprises outta me. Call me what you will, a phony or a hypocrite you cannot. There were no "You're a liar, but I love ya" lines flyin' outta me. I played hard, and fought hard (in every sense of the word) and I was fiercely loyal to those I give a shit about. The mere fact that Trish and I are Final 2 is a testament to that people, as we were blatantly aligned in and out of this game.
If I made a friend outta you, thank you. Sincerely, thank you. I don’t make friends easily nor do I take them lightly if I do call you a friend. I am not exactly popular with this here temper of mine, but I am however real, and some of you took some notice of that and I am grateful. Even if you didn’t always agree with my tactics & how I handles things, some of you actually stepped outside of yourselves and acknowledged that I was always real with it, even at the risk of being tossed out, so that in itself speaks volumes with the kind of people YOU are & who I got to play with Season 2 of this game…………….
My stats on the technical end of this game speak for themselves; I never slacked and won many a comp! I know I was criticized to shut the fuck up more than once when I was “doing well” so to speak and people didn’t come after me, but I just couldn’t, and again make no apologies for it. Am I shocked I was never on the block? LOL I couldn’t be more shocked if I grew a third nipple, but hey, stranger things I am sure will happen in our lives.
Do I deserve to be here? Sure as hell do. Do I deserve to win? Sure as hell do. Here’s the beauty of it all, if I don’t, look who does? My baby girl! So you tell me how this could possibly end badly for me? It cant, it won’t, and for that alone this game for me was not only fantastic, but more than I could have hoped for………………
I made some incredible friends, some real good people came through here, you know who you are. I even got to stick around long enough to end up liking people I didn’t hit it off with at first who in the end became people I sincerely liked, that’s a gain right there on it’s own. Final 4 girls, Baby Boy, need I say more about you guys and what ya mean to me? If I do, shit, email me lata and I will write ya a little somethin’ somethin’, the damn game’s on people!
Ok, so that about does it and wraps it up. Vote away folks and thank you for a fantastic game. Thank you for all the delicious fights ya tossed me here and there and thank you for the actual friendship I got to cultivate outta an online game filled with strangers who I may have never met…………………..shit, that sounded a little soft, was that soft? I may have gone too far there…………..so let me end it with this………
A monkey only whistles when its ass is being violated…………………..
Peace out Heffas
EA
Hello Heffas
Well, who friggin knew? Me in the damn Final 2?!?!??!?!
Am I gonna go soft now cause ya gotta vote? Nope, sorry, aint that kinda party.
Luckily to some extent, the people who ARE voting weren’t the people that pissed me off or vice versa, unless I did and ya just never had the spine to tell me so. I don’t think that’s the case when I look around at who is in this little circle, but ya neva know!
If I did in fact piss you off, I am not sorry. I am pretty sure whatever the fuck it was, it was well deserved, so no, don’t email mama with the semantics of it all or the boo-hoo of how I may or may not have hurt your feelings, couldn’t care less. If I upset you, everything I did in this game I meant, so I must have meant it folks……………….
To those I KNOW I offended or pissed off who don’t even get to vote, HA HA!
Aaaaaw, bites big donkey dikk don’t it? Couldn’t smile wider if I tried heffas, sweet irony to not even have a voice ya friggin douchebags…………………….if I know I pissed ya off, I especially wanna take this moment, this here sweet tender moment of mine, to tell you to ever so gently fuck off……………………..rinse, repeat, and then fuck off just once more for mama.............
I know at times I came off harsh and I know I had some episodes to speak, and again have no regrets. I like quite a few of you and take pride in speaking up in one’s defense; I make no apologies for it.
I never took the fake route out, I never took it easy and stuck my neck out each and every time and I am very pleased I did do so, because win or lose, you know who I am and there were no surprises outta me. Call me what you will, a phony or a hypocrite you cannot. There were no "You're a liar, but I love ya" lines flyin' outta me. I played hard, and fought hard (in every sense of the word) and I was fiercely loyal to those I give a shit about. The mere fact that Trish and I are Final 2 is a testament to that people, as we were blatantly aligned in and out of this game.
If I made a friend outta you, thank you. Sincerely, thank you. I don’t make friends easily nor do I take them lightly if I do call you a friend. I am not exactly popular with this here temper of mine, but I am however real, and some of you took some notice of that and I am grateful. Even if you didn’t always agree with my tactics & how I handles things, some of you actually stepped outside of yourselves and acknowledged that I was always real with it, even at the risk of being tossed out, so that in itself speaks volumes with the kind of people YOU are & who I got to play with Season 2 of this game…………….
My stats on the technical end of this game speak for themselves; I never slacked and won many a comp! I know I was criticized to shut the fuck up more than once when I was “doing well” so to speak and people didn’t come after me, but I just couldn’t, and again make no apologies for it. Am I shocked I was never on the block? LOL I couldn’t be more shocked if I grew a third nipple, but hey, stranger things I am sure will happen in our lives.
Do I deserve to be here? Sure as hell do. Do I deserve to win? Sure as hell do. Here’s the beauty of it all, if I don’t, look who does? My baby girl! So you tell me how this could possibly end badly for me? It cant, it won’t, and for that alone this game for me was not only fantastic, but more than I could have hoped for………………
I made some incredible friends, some real good people came through here, you know who you are. I even got to stick around long enough to end up liking people I didn’t hit it off with at first who in the end became people I sincerely liked, that’s a gain right there on it’s own. Final 4 girls, Baby Boy, need I say more about you guys and what ya mean to me? If I do, shit, email me lata and I will write ya a little somethin’ somethin’, the damn game’s on people!
Ok, so that about does it and wraps it up. Vote away folks and thank you for a fantastic game. Thank you for all the delicious fights ya tossed me here and there and thank you for the actual friendship I got to cultivate outta an online game filled with strangers who I may have never met…………………..shit, that sounded a little soft, was that soft? I may have gone too far there…………..so let me end it with this………
A monkey only whistles when its ass is being violated…………………..
Peace out Heffas
EA
Best Woman Won :-)
CONGRATS TO MY MAMA TRISH!!!!!
My girl beat me in a 4-3 vote and took the 1st place as BBFANTASY GAME SEASON 2's WINNER!!!!! YEAH YA DO!!!!!!
Lets face it folks, she deserved this win over me, she was so dedicated to this game! She stuck her neck out, made moves that would make ya blush, and hauled ass!!!! Between the 2 of us we won more HOH & Veto comps than you can count, so mama is grinnin' from ear to ear to watch someone who deserved it win...........
To anyone who thinks I didn't deserve it, seriously, my left one is here for you to suck on. I never claimed I didn't deserve it, I sure as hell did, but not over my girl no, being honest with myself. She put more into it than I did, but I make no apologies for that, I did a hell of a job in this game kickin ass in comps and making it to every single event there was. No I didnt do the day to day chit chat as frequently, I got a sick father to tend to, and thats where my priorities lie folks, I am good with that. But I cant count the times I would have to walk home, sometimes almost an hour walk, to make it to the HOH comp that night, so I did a hell of a job putting in the dedication this game requires and juggling my personal life & responsibilities.............so yeah, I deserved it heffas, just not over my incredible opponent :-)
Don't be mad she got ya, don't be bitter, it's ok, suck on a Jello Puddin' Pop people, go make yaselves feel better. Stings that she won huh??? LOL Oh it's delicious, watching people cry "she was a puppetmaster, it's not fair". Wasnt she though? Didnt she just kill ya????? If ya had strings attached to ya joints, blame yaself cause all she did was play a BRILLIANT game, nobody put guns to ya heads, you went along with plans when it benefitted you and cried when it no longer did. Oh, so sad, let's all read from the book of Psalm, a spiritual hymn perhaps to soothe the soul................somebody get Jameka on the line, we need an amen.........
Then I hear the cries of anguish that her and I were Final 2. HA! Whose fault is that??? I told people to fuck off left and right, went on tirades for hours at a time some nights, did anyone ever place my loud mouth ass on the block? Nope, flew right under the radar.........oh this has to hurt..............
To make it even better, everyone knew she & I were alligned and thick as thieves from day friggin ONE! DAY ONE! We made no bones about it, declared it and strutted like peacocks over it every chance we got............ouch, I know I know.........get the Band-Aids and some ointment, it'll be ok.........
Oh and the mail, the hate mail to be specific, oh how it flows in. Funny, none of ya douchebags have the balls to post in HERE though, all hidin' behind ya daddy's left leg, but that's ok. I will post the juicier ones soon for everyone to enjoy.
I just had to get this off my chest first, but I didnt forget about ya :-)
For those that wanted my speech, it will be posted rght after this, just separately so this friggin post aint a mile long.
EA
My girl beat me in a 4-3 vote and took the 1st place as BBFANTASY GAME SEASON 2's WINNER!!!!! YEAH YA DO!!!!!!
Lets face it folks, she deserved this win over me, she was so dedicated to this game! She stuck her neck out, made moves that would make ya blush, and hauled ass!!!! Between the 2 of us we won more HOH & Veto comps than you can count, so mama is grinnin' from ear to ear to watch someone who deserved it win...........
To anyone who thinks I didn't deserve it, seriously, my left one is here for you to suck on. I never claimed I didn't deserve it, I sure as hell did, but not over my girl no, being honest with myself. She put more into it than I did, but I make no apologies for that, I did a hell of a job in this game kickin ass in comps and making it to every single event there was. No I didnt do the day to day chit chat as frequently, I got a sick father to tend to, and thats where my priorities lie folks, I am good with that. But I cant count the times I would have to walk home, sometimes almost an hour walk, to make it to the HOH comp that night, so I did a hell of a job putting in the dedication this game requires and juggling my personal life & responsibilities.............so yeah, I deserved it heffas, just not over my incredible opponent :-)
Don't be mad she got ya, don't be bitter, it's ok, suck on a Jello Puddin' Pop people, go make yaselves feel better. Stings that she won huh??? LOL Oh it's delicious, watching people cry "she was a puppetmaster, it's not fair". Wasnt she though? Didnt she just kill ya????? If ya had strings attached to ya joints, blame yaself cause all she did was play a BRILLIANT game, nobody put guns to ya heads, you went along with plans when it benefitted you and cried when it no longer did. Oh, so sad, let's all read from the book of Psalm, a spiritual hymn perhaps to soothe the soul................somebody get Jameka on the line, we need an amen.........
Then I hear the cries of anguish that her and I were Final 2. HA! Whose fault is that??? I told people to fuck off left and right, went on tirades for hours at a time some nights, did anyone ever place my loud mouth ass on the block? Nope, flew right under the radar.........oh this has to hurt..............
To make it even better, everyone knew she & I were alligned and thick as thieves from day friggin ONE! DAY ONE! We made no bones about it, declared it and strutted like peacocks over it every chance we got............ouch, I know I know.........get the Band-Aids and some ointment, it'll be ok.........
Oh and the mail, the hate mail to be specific, oh how it flows in. Funny, none of ya douchebags have the balls to post in HERE though, all hidin' behind ya daddy's left leg, but that's ok. I will post the juicier ones soon for everyone to enjoy.
I just had to get this off my chest first, but I didnt forget about ya :-)
For those that wanted my speech, it will be posted rght after this, just separately so this friggin post aint a mile long.
EA
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
And The Hate Mail Begins.........
Hello hello!
Well, I knew it was bound to happen, but not so soon I must admit. I haven't even begun expressing my thoughts mind you, and already I have people loathing me, Christmas has been extended for me apparently, this is delicious.....................
I got this particular doozy 2 nights ago:
"I hope you know that there's nothing great about idolizing an asshole like EvelDick, and the fact that you actually dont mind being described as his female counterpart shows me what kind of person you are! That man is a lude, crude and disgusting human being, so what does that make you? That's right, his counterpart! I hope your proud of yourself, because if your half as bad as he is, who in their right mind is going to want to read your blogs?"
Well my dear, apparently YOU will want to read my blogs, as you have. Oh and let's see, the millions and millions of people who adore the man perhaps might pop in. You know, as he was the winner and all ........................
I do love him so...................he is my mentor. Him and Karen Walker let's not forget, from Will & Grace. My little Anastasia Beaverhausen! She's lovely, isn't she? I'm getting there folks, I am so getting there, and these little emails put a smile on my face like no other, so keep 'em coming......
What did I fukkin' say from the get go people? This aint the joint to hold hands and proclaim that we are in fact the world................we aren't, nor are we the friggin' children, so simma down. If you want nice, go to the myriads of other sites regarding Big Brother, like my ladies at BBHeaven, BBDish, TrishyDoll, Jenny & Sherry, those ladies are divine...............me, well, I am as well, for a completely different set of reasons granted :-)
Now, with that said, I beg of you to defer to my 1st post, where I outline the gist of it all and what I am like. Aaawww, I don't gove you that soft warm and fuzzy feeling, is that it? Well shoot, perhaps if ya shit ya pants, you can achieve that feeling by passing on the Pepto...............
In the meantime, if ya come here, this is what you will get folks, plain and simple. And the beauty of it all is chances are the people that will loathe me most are the ones that will frequent this blog consistently, ain't that a bitch???? You need a reason to rave about how terrible I am, and how will one do that without reading up, I know how it works, so bon appetit..............
Oh and uh, by the way...............................it's only gonna get worse, so pull up a fukkin' chair assholes, mama has plenty to keep ya busy hating me :-)
EvelAlida
Well, I knew it was bound to happen, but not so soon I must admit. I haven't even begun expressing my thoughts mind you, and already I have people loathing me, Christmas has been extended for me apparently, this is delicious.....................
I got this particular doozy 2 nights ago:
"I hope you know that there's nothing great about idolizing an asshole like EvelDick, and the fact that you actually dont mind being described as his female counterpart shows me what kind of person you are! That man is a lude, crude and disgusting human being, so what does that make you? That's right, his counterpart! I hope your proud of yourself, because if your half as bad as he is, who in their right mind is going to want to read your blogs?"
Well my dear, apparently YOU will want to read my blogs, as you have. Oh and let's see, the millions and millions of people who adore the man perhaps might pop in. You know, as he was the winner and all ........................
I do love him so...................he is my mentor. Him and Karen Walker let's not forget, from Will & Grace. My little Anastasia Beaverhausen! She's lovely, isn't she? I'm getting there folks, I am so getting there, and these little emails put a smile on my face like no other, so keep 'em coming......
What did I fukkin' say from the get go people? This aint the joint to hold hands and proclaim that we are in fact the world................we aren't, nor are we the friggin' children, so simma down. If you want nice, go to the myriads of other sites regarding Big Brother, like my ladies at BBHeaven, BBDish, TrishyDoll, Jenny & Sherry, those ladies are divine...............me, well, I am as well, for a completely different set of reasons granted :-)
Now, with that said, I beg of you to defer to my 1st post, where I outline the gist of it all and what I am like. Aaawww, I don't gove you that soft warm and fuzzy feeling, is that it? Well shoot, perhaps if ya shit ya pants, you can achieve that feeling by passing on the Pepto...............
In the meantime, if ya come here, this is what you will get folks, plain and simple. And the beauty of it all is chances are the people that will loathe me most are the ones that will frequent this blog consistently, ain't that a bitch???? You need a reason to rave about how terrible I am, and how will one do that without reading up, I know how it works, so bon appetit..............
Oh and uh, by the way...............................it's only gonna get worse, so pull up a fukkin' chair assholes, mama has plenty to keep ya busy hating me :-)
EvelAlida
Monday, January 7, 2008
We Warned You
You're here? You sure you meant to come here? You sure now? This ain't no cutesy, feel-good, why cant we all just get along joint so think it over.........................
There will be no singing of Cumbaya, there will be no "oh isn't she lovely? I especially like that blouse on her" bullshit, there will be no sugar coating whatsoever. If you're good with that, stay tuned cats...........................
BB9 starting up soon and here's prayin' these heffas are half as interestin' as the last batch were. My personal hero & role model as you know, ED, well really now, is there a chance in hell there will be another him? No, ain't' happenin', nobody's cut from that cloth, but one can wish for an 1/8th of that honesty to come through the tube this season....................people thought it was a slam to me to tag me as the "female version of him", ha! I ain't that good yet, it's coming with age though, and the older I get, the more friends I lose, it's refreshing really..................
Can we get another Whaaaamber in the joint? Oh most likely, we know there's typically a resident cryin' bitch who just cant' help but turn on the waterworks when it suits them. THAT I am NOT looking forward to, last season there were too many times I wanted to reach through my screen to cut that woman....................God Bless her God, amen........................
Can we get another Jameka??? Oh yeah, ya know it. What's the house without a good Christian? We learned it's fun last season, so there's a great chance of "He Who Walks On Water" to join us, sprinkle a few proverbs here and there, maybe christen an iguana or two, pray for all our sins, you know the drill......................let us pray....................
Then of course we need another slab of Man Meat to look at, that's always a given. The muscles we've come to know and love and all................oh wait, let's not forget there is sure to be a Silicone Slut occupying a bed now, can't forget Sweet Tits, always a token one of those too..........
Are we getting a homo this season? Man, I hope we get a homo. I am a big fan of the homo, so I need someone to pitch to me here people, preferably a woman that looks stunningly like Shakira, belly dance and all.........................9 outta 10 times gals who kiss gals get the likes of Nakomis to look at, eeeeeeessssshhhhh! These cats are tryin' to put them on pecker permanently............................
Ah well, I got lots of hopes for this season, we'll see. In the meantime, feel free to tell me how "wrong" I am, or how I shouldn't "use certain words", yeah I know I know, got it folks, but remember, you came to me. Here's my disclaimer:
"People suck, I don't like people. If it weren't for the fact that now and then a sista needs a little somethin', I would go without. I got friends, the ones that stuck around and appreciate me in my evel glory work for me, so nope, don't have a burnin' desire to make new ones, carry on."
EvelAlida (EA)
There will be no singing of Cumbaya, there will be no "oh isn't she lovely? I especially like that blouse on her" bullshit, there will be no sugar coating whatsoever. If you're good with that, stay tuned cats...........................
BB9 starting up soon and here's prayin' these heffas are half as interestin' as the last batch were. My personal hero & role model as you know, ED, well really now, is there a chance in hell there will be another him? No, ain't' happenin', nobody's cut from that cloth, but one can wish for an 1/8th of that honesty to come through the tube this season....................people thought it was a slam to me to tag me as the "female version of him", ha! I ain't that good yet, it's coming with age though, and the older I get, the more friends I lose, it's refreshing really..................
Can we get another Whaaaamber in the joint? Oh most likely, we know there's typically a resident cryin' bitch who just cant' help but turn on the waterworks when it suits them. THAT I am NOT looking forward to, last season there were too many times I wanted to reach through my screen to cut that woman....................God Bless her God, amen........................
Can we get another Jameka??? Oh yeah, ya know it. What's the house without a good Christian? We learned it's fun last season, so there's a great chance of "He Who Walks On Water" to join us, sprinkle a few proverbs here and there, maybe christen an iguana or two, pray for all our sins, you know the drill......................let us pray....................
Then of course we need another slab of Man Meat to look at, that's always a given. The muscles we've come to know and love and all................oh wait, let's not forget there is sure to be a Silicone Slut occupying a bed now, can't forget Sweet Tits, always a token one of those too..........
Are we getting a homo this season? Man, I hope we get a homo. I am a big fan of the homo, so I need someone to pitch to me here people, preferably a woman that looks stunningly like Shakira, belly dance and all.........................9 outta 10 times gals who kiss gals get the likes of Nakomis to look at, eeeeeeessssshhhhh! These cats are tryin' to put them on pecker permanently............................
Ah well, I got lots of hopes for this season, we'll see. In the meantime, feel free to tell me how "wrong" I am, or how I shouldn't "use certain words", yeah I know I know, got it folks, but remember, you came to me. Here's my disclaimer:
"People suck, I don't like people. If it weren't for the fact that now and then a sista needs a little somethin', I would go without. I got friends, the ones that stuck around and appreciate me in my evel glory work for me, so nope, don't have a burnin' desire to make new ones, carry on."
EvelAlida (EA)
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