*be forewarned that I write commentary based on feeds of each episode, therefore there is bound to be spoilers for the TV Only viewers. If you don't wanna know, stop reading once I have begun the Spoiler Segment*
Ok folks, so we finally get to see who we're working with this season. 8 fresh faces arrived, some uglier than others, but at least new. Then we get slammed with the twist that 3 Dynamic Duo Legends from the past are returning to the house to play the game............you KNOW where MY head went right away don't you? Moving forward........
The new HG's are told they need to pair up because they will be playing in pairs, that's twist numero uno people......they do NOT look pleased. Can't blame 'em cause they just met each other, how in the hell are you supposed to know who to pair up with based off of 10 minutes chatting around the livingroom?
The pairs are: Adam/Dominic, Cassi/Shelly, Kalia/Lawon, Keith/Porsche
Metalhead Adam - ok ok, well, he likes Beverly Hills 90210 so how bad can he be right?! Not quite sure if he's all there as of yet, but we will see....
Cassi - STUNNING woman and appears very calm & poised, may be a dark horse...
Keith - Ok now, did I hear right, he is some sort of Youth Pastor correct? But he chases ass like we women are falling off the face of the earth.....huh, must have skipped that Sunday School class as a kid..........
Kalia - she turned me off right at the intro when she called herself the "Real Life Carrie" from Sex & The City....ok easy killa, from where I'm sitting, you look like you ate Carrie, so hush up till we get to know you a little better.....
Dominic - again, had to check my hearing, his intro states he's 25, a virgin, and lives at home with mom......they're already buzzing he's "eye candy" for the show but I think he may have a brain in that pretty little head.....
Shelly - now HER I like! She really made the best impression on me so far of all the new HG's. She seems like a tough gal with a no-nonsense attitude but who can also do the "nice" when needed.....we'll see, look how many times I start off liking someone & then wind up wanting to cut them weeks later?!?!
Porsche - not feeling all that optimistic about little Miss "I'm always the prettiest one in the room", but again time will tell.....
Lawon - ok, now THIS cat I'm gonna be watching. He dresses like Dr. Seuss & behaves like Jack McFarland from Will & Grace...... that alone will be entertaining to watch!
1st Duo walks in, I wanna reach for a gun.....Branchel! Oh you have GOT to be kidding me?!??! I gotta listen to this twit's voice & laugh again??? And they're ENGAGED?!??! Is that not vomit inducing to anyone other than me?!?!?! How soon we forget his Skype Scandal and boo-hooing on the internet for forgiveness.....I'm crashing that wedding, will let you know what they had for appetizers.....
2nd Duo walks in, I can't help but giggle.....Jeff & Jordan are just plain fun to watch. As always, she's still knittin' with only one needle trying to figure out how to "subtract".....and as always, Jeff remains true to his initial nickname of Yum Yum.....ok not bad so far......
3rd Duo walks in and mama damn near falls off the couch..........EVELDICK IS FRIGGIN' BACK!!!! MY MENTOR! MY ROLE MODEL! MY MR. MIAGI! THE VERY REASON YOU ALL TAGGED ME WITH MY NICKNAME OF EA IS BACK IN THE HOUSE!!!!! People, my weak heart could barely stand it......I mean, how much is one mere mortal to take in one sitting?!?!??! To watch him literally STRUT into that house made me wanna go to church and thank God properly for this one!
HOH competition was pretty funny, especially listening to Dick rant "listen, I don't wanna stay in this position all that long, with my daughter's ass on my head!" Dani was a trooper though, I don't think she moved an inch.....Rachel won HOH cuttin' that deal and we get slammed with yet another twist.....whichever couple is nominated, who remains of the two will get a Golden Key that guarantees them the next 4 weeks of safety....not sure what I make of that one just yet, but we'll see what happens.....
It will be interesting to see if the alliance of the NEW vs. the OLD will stand up. Personally I don't think so, but what the hell do I know?!?!
Till Sunday, Ciao
EvelAlida EA
*SPOILER SEGMENT*
NO ONE CAN FIND EVELDICK! IT SEEMS HE HAS LEFT THE HOUSE AND NO ONE KNOWS WHERE TO OR WHY?!??!? Oh no no no no no no....PLEASE let this be some planned twist! I JUST finished smiling that he was on this season and now to hear he's disappeared is heartbreaking.......
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I can't believe he's gone either. I was so excited he was back my husband came in the room to see what I was freaking out about. Then I read he's MIA. Bummer.
I am beside myself woman!!!! I too started jumping up and down like a mad woman when he walked through those doors, and now this?!?!??! I HAVE to hang onto the chance this is some pre-planned twist and he will be back, I have to! For my own sanity! LOL
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