Thursday, July 14, 2011

Episode 3: POV Ceremony

Well damn........anybody else as sick as I am at seeing Rachel's "I Love My Hubby" T-shirt??? Did she buy more than one or is this heffa not in the habit of WASHING clothes as often as one should??? I digress.....perhaps I should START the blog before ranting randomly..........

Hello folks, we got a better episode last night than what we were fed Sunday evening..... the TV only viewers finally got to see what I have sadly known since the show aired.......EVELDICK IS NO MORE............

Look, what can I tell ya?!?!? I have already signed up for 6 more weeks of therapy, I mean, this is just awful. To have that kinda carrot dangled in front of mama's face only to have it go POOF is just 2 kinds of wrong & cruel...... personally, I think this was a direct hit to yours truly. SOMEONE told the people over at CBS that EA is Satan's spawn and the cruelest joke you could play on me would be to have it APPEAR as though ED was back on the show and then BAM........bye bye Mr. Miagi.....

Yes I know, delusions of grandeur where I think CBS give a rat's ass about me & actually plotted an ED twist just to torment ME, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it.....

Ok, now that I have that outta my system, onto the show shall we? I mean, was there really a NEED for a show after divulging that ED left??? Wasn't that in and of itself enough to fill an entire episode?? No?? Ok, carry on....

So, hmmmm, let's see.....oh yeah, POV, duh!

FOH (Porsche aka Full of Herself) decides to not use the 1 brain cell left & go crying to Rachel, Brandon & Dani that she doesn't get why she was nominated. Ok, follow the bouncing ball now blondie, focus........you were put there so that you could be SAFE for 4 weeks with the Golden Key you stupid silicone slut.....ah, there, that feels better....

I also don't get why both FOH & Dani are whining about having a Golden Key. Are you friggin serious here ladies????? "We don't get to compete" is their boo-hoo.....oh gimme a break!! You get to sit your pretty little asses on the sideline, do nothing and get no blood on your hands, AND you get a vote. Oh yeah, how you suffer.......... at least Dani came to her senses later in the episodes when she saw the advantages that the Golden Key could offer. I don't think FOH is ever gonna catch up cause in the last official school day for her they only got as far as "stay in the lines now hunny"...

Branchel won POV cause FOH & Keith threw the damn comp (will get to that in a second folks, I am still in disbelief that a nominee would throw away a chance to save themselves!) and because Jordan......well.....bless her heart.....

Now, is it me or are both FOH AND KEITH IDIOTS?!??!? When in the HELL of BB history have you ever seen 2 nominees so happy to STAY on the chopping block?!??! Did you see these 2 buffoons?!?!? They were THRILLED to be on the damn block!!! HELLO!!! Have either of you ever WATCHED the damn show?!??!?! When is it EVER a wise decision to accept the position of pawn on BB?? Ask Dustin, it worked miracles for him..... I think that weasel is still cryin' into his Frosted Flakes every morning.......

Keith losing his damn mind sure as hell didn't help. What was he thinking attacking Kalia like that? Now FOH was one thing, with her he knew for certain that she had flipped over to the alumnis, but where did he have proof that Kalia had done the same? All that did was cast a shadow of doubt on his own sanity amongst his group.... you're 2 for 2 Keith, keep up the great work!

I'm still not certain what Shelly's game plan is here but I do love this chick so far! I mean, even with my spoilers and knowing more than TV viewers only, it's still really unclear WHO she is really being loyal to.....her DR's don't match. Furthermore, it's difficult to know WHO is going home tonight, I really cannot tell as of this moment! These HG's are on FIRE this season, the only time they stop plottin' & schemin' is when they sleep! Trying to keep up with what's what and who's who is makin' my damn head spin!

At any rate, tonight's episode ought to be interesting just in the sense we will start getting a clearer idea of whose alliances are real and whose are fake, based on the votes for whom.

Now, I end this with a plea to all HG's......if any of you will PLEASE steal that damned T-shirt and burn it, mama will personally cook you your favorite meal when you get outta the house..........

Oh and Trish, this one is for you: A monkey only whistles when it's ass is being violated *wink*

Ciao Heffas,
EvelAlida (EA)

Monday, July 11, 2011

Episode 2: Nominations

*FOR YOU TV ONLY VIEWERS, STOP READING AT THE SPOILER SEGMENT*

Hello BB Fans, had yet another episode last night.....

What did I make of it? Blah, nothing all too thrilling if you ask me.....1 or 2 things got my attention at best and here is how I saw it.....

Now, The Alumni Group of 6 banded naturally, and started shooting out possibilities of who to put up.........Adam & Dominic or Keith & Porsche......this whole Golden Key twist has them thinking more along the lines of who will stay back versus who goes, which is in and of itself very smart thinking.....

Now, the LAST thing I wanna do is give Rachel & Brandon ANY credit for using what is left of their feeble minds, but last night for a refreshing change, they showed hints of intelligence in this game. Even EvelDick himself was impressed when Brendon mentioned they needed to get the newbies to start fighting amongst themselves & their partners.....someone ate their Wheaties that morning I dare say......

Cut to FOH (Full of Herself) Porsche......well well well......how quickly we saw treachery outta this heffa huh? HG's hadn't even so much as figured out the layout of the house before she was MORE than happy to get pulled in by EvelDick.....but then again, who in their right mind can resist this man's charms correct? LOL

Her confiding in Keith that she had alligned with Alumni was an enormous mistake in my opinion....she barely knows her partner, get it together woman......

The fun part was to watch the unveiling of the alliance "The Regulators" amongst Lawon, Dominic, Keith & Cassi......Dominic better simma down though, don't puff up with confidence in your plan there too quickly hun, this is week 1, have you been watching the show at ALL?!?!??! The second you think "I got this" so soon in the game is the second us viewers are saying "Bon Voyage Dumbass".............

Keith naturally ran back to his alliance and slit FOH's throat (Porsche, yes folks, I still nickname the HG's as I see fit and then refer to them as such moving forward, so pay attention!) by rattin' Barbie's ass out.......was anyone falling over in shock? Anyone? No? Ok......

So now due to her alleged alleagiance, what happens here folks? There ya go! Up goes Keith & Porsche!!!

I will say I found Shelly's DR, who is one of my current favorite HG's, very interesting with regards to how she planned on TRYING to teeter on both sides.....that has always failed miserably in most cases, but then again, I have seen it done successfully once or twice. If anyone could be smart enough to pull it off, it could be this woman, she's sharp as far as I can see.....

How's the house gonna go??? WHo they gonna evict??? This ought to be interesting!!

Ciao Heffas,
EvelAlida (EA)

*SPOILER SEGMENT*
Ok now but seriously, what the fuck?!??!?! NOTHING on ED's departure from the show last night? NOTHING? A legend has walked out those doors people! Oh I was heated..... and let me tell ya another thing, this whole baloney with Porsche telling people Keith is campaigning against her because he was atracted to her and she turned him down?!??! REALLY woman??? Any wonder why I have thus far nicknamed you FOH (Full of Herself)?!?!??! Relax killa, you may be cute but you're nothing to write home about.....Cassi makes you look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame, so get your ass where it belongs, up that tower ringin' that bell bitch...........

Friday, July 8, 2011

Episode 1: House Reveal & HOH

*be forewarned that I write commentary based on feeds of each episode, therefore there is bound to be spoilers for the TV Only viewers. If you don't wanna know, stop reading once I have begun the Spoiler Segment*

Ok folks, so we finally get to see who we're working with this season. 8 fresh faces arrived, some uglier than others, but at least new. Then we get slammed with the twist that 3 Dynamic Duo Legends from the past are returning to the house to play the game............you KNOW where MY head went right away don't you? Moving forward........

The new HG's are told they need to pair up because they will be playing in pairs, that's twist numero uno people......they do NOT look pleased. Can't blame 'em cause they just met each other, how in the hell are you supposed to know who to pair up with based off of 10 minutes chatting around the livingroom?

The pairs are: Adam/Dominic, Cassi/Shelly, Kalia/Lawon, Keith/Porsche

Metalhead Adam - ok ok, well, he likes Beverly Hills 90210 so how bad can he be right?! Not quite sure if he's all there as of yet, but we will see....

Cassi - STUNNING woman and appears very calm & poised, may be a dark horse...

Keith - Ok now, did I hear right, he is some sort of Youth Pastor correct? But he chases ass like we women are falling off the face of the earth.....huh, must have skipped that Sunday School class as a kid..........

Kalia - she turned me off right at the intro when she called herself the "Real Life Carrie" from Sex & The City....ok easy killa, from where I'm sitting, you look like you ate Carrie, so hush up till we get to know you a little better.....

Dominic - again, had to check my hearing, his intro states he's 25, a virgin, and lives at home with mom......they're already buzzing he's "eye candy" for the show but I think he may have a brain in that pretty little head.....

Shelly - now HER I like! She really made the best impression on me so far of all the new HG's. She seems like a tough gal with a no-nonsense attitude but who can also do the "nice" when needed.....we'll see, look how many times I start off liking someone & then wind up wanting to cut them weeks later?!?!

Porsche - not feeling all that optimistic about little Miss "I'm always the prettiest one in the room", but again time will tell.....

Lawon - ok, now THIS cat I'm gonna be watching. He dresses like Dr. Seuss & behaves like Jack McFarland from Will & Grace...... that alone will be entertaining to watch!

1st Duo walks in, I wanna reach for a gun.....Branchel! Oh you have GOT to be kidding me?!??! I gotta listen to this twit's voice & laugh again??? And they're ENGAGED?!??! Is that not vomit inducing to anyone other than me?!?!?! How soon we forget his Skype Scandal and boo-hooing on the internet for forgiveness.....I'm crashing that wedding, will let you know what they had for appetizers.....

2nd Duo walks in, I can't help but giggle.....Jeff & Jordan are just plain fun to watch. As always, she's still knittin' with only one needle trying to figure out how to "subtract".....and as always, Jeff remains true to his initial nickname of Yum Yum.....ok not bad so far......

3rd Duo walks in and mama damn near falls off the couch..........EVELDICK IS FRIGGIN' BACK!!!! MY MENTOR! MY ROLE MODEL! MY MR. MIAGI! THE VERY REASON YOU ALL TAGGED ME WITH MY NICKNAME OF EA IS BACK IN THE HOUSE!!!!! People, my weak heart could barely stand it......I mean, how much is one mere mortal to take in one sitting?!?!??! To watch him literally STRUT into that house made me wanna go to church and thank God properly for this one!

HOH competition was pretty funny, especially listening to Dick rant "listen, I don't wanna stay in this position all that long, with my daughter's ass on my head!" Dani was a trooper though, I don't think she moved an inch.....Rachel won HOH cuttin' that deal and we get slammed with yet another twist.....whichever couple is nominated, who remains of the two will get a Golden Key that guarantees them the next 4 weeks of safety....not sure what I make of that one just yet, but we'll see what happens.....

It will be interesting to see if the alliance of the NEW vs. the OLD will stand up. Personally I don't think so, but what the hell do I know?!?!

Till Sunday, Ciao
EvelAlida EA

*SPOILER SEGMENT*

NO ONE CAN FIND EVELDICK! IT SEEMS HE HAS LEFT THE HOUSE AND NO ONE KNOWS WHERE TO OR WHY?!??!? Oh no no no no no no....PLEASE let this be some planned twist! I JUST finished smiling that he was on this season and now to hear he's disappeared is heartbreaking.......

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Big Brother Premiere

Hello Hello, it's that time again folks :-)

I've gotten all your emails, and as I stated in a Note on FB, yes, I am back this year to give my commentary of our 13th season of our favorite show........

Many of you have asked if I was going to be at all "nicer" this year and not so rough with my thoughts.......Ummmm, nope, not so much...... EA hasn't gotten any nicer and therefore my writing style will more than likely not change an ounce..... if you want "nice", you are in the wrong place and should know better than to be at a blog called the Evel's Den written by EvelAlida, get a clue............

So with that said, I will do my best to entertain the masses again this year. If you like it, don't like it, I still don't really give a shit but hey, glad you stopped in......

See ya tomorrow when I install my segment on tonight's premiere.

Buckle up BB Fans, Season 13th hits us in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1................

Ciao Heffas,
EvelAlida (EA)

Monday, August 17, 2009

BB11: Episode 16- Eviction & Coup D'etat

JEFF OFFICIALLY HAS SAID YO MOMMA!

Oh sweet Mother of all that's Holy, how DELICIOUS was tonight's episode?!?!??!
I was jumping up and down like a damned fool in front of my screen, I couldn't believe that not only did my Yum Yum sack up and use the Coup d'Etat, but the WAY in which he used it with such OOMMPH!

As I said, going over and over the episode play by play like people who come here to read my blog don't already KNOW what happened on the show is useless, so I am feelin' out just sayin' what's my opinion etc.............

Ok, well.........................WHERE THE FUCK DO I BEGIN PEOPLE?!??!!?

We got to see He-ma in all her pompous glory still repeating that all hell will break loose if the power is used! LOL And how much did you love the "Not So Live Live Show" tonight folks?!??!?! The fact that this cunt actually had the power to make a major tv network re-arrange their entire production is impressive, I'll say it! I hate the twat but hell, that's some feat to pull off there lil' mama, well done bitch......

Julie eloquently says "If the power who has the power wants to use it, stand up now......." and with a resounding "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh" Jeff rose and I could hear the choir of hallelujah singin in Boston!

Jordan's face was friggin PRICELESS! LMAO How cute was she to be that stunned he had it?!?!?!? Poor little thing, i just wanna squish her I swear.................

So, he's asked if he wants to take one down, off comes Lydia, and up goes PigPen. He's asked if he wants to take another down, and off comes Russ and up goes Muscles. Brilliant, FUCKIN BRILLIANT move, even though I sincerely didn't want Jessie to bounce, it's that vile little dude Nat I wanted to see gone............

Jessie's speech was in my opinion a CLASS ACT, I don't care whether you love to hate him or hate to love him. He said, fair and square to Jeff "this was the smartest move for you and the best thing you could have done, congratulations" and it was at that second he reaffirmed WHY I liked him this season and why I didn't wanna see him go before stank ass................

His speech made absolutely no sense, bless his heart...........LOL did anyone get what the fuck this poor kid was trying to say there to the HG's?!?!??! LOL I rewound it a dozen times, still scratching my head. He couldn't; even figure out who was votin', thought there could be a tie, oh he was a hot mess and I was like what?!?!? LOL Poor guy, not easy being on the spot like that huh? He is NO FOOL people, he saw this coming and he was fully prepared for it, so as I said, love him or hate him, he ain't the dumb musclehead people love to make him out to be. He knew what was what and what was gonna go down, he had been saying it for the whole 2 weeks come on........

Now, I can't be sure, but I THINK he pushed Kevin away when he tried to say goodbye because it was clear he voted for him to bounce, is that it?!?!? Other than that I couldn't understand it because i didn't see any clear cut animosity between these two, but it sure as hell closed the lid on that casket for Kevin didn't it?!?!?

Now, He-ma......................oh our dear dear He-ma......................who didn't squeal watching that cunt's face as Jeff replaced BOTH her noms and her entire ALLIANCE was on that block?!?!? Anyone??? ANYONE??? You don't count over there in the corner reading this bitch, you're related to He-ma, big fuckin surprise!

Oh watching her face was like Christmas, only with better presents!

I rewound that bitch a dozen or so times as well. And how yummy was that little dig she attempted when she overheard Jeff tell Russ "I keep my word?" What was it?? She said "Did he say he kept his word? Oooohhh so that means you knew about the power. Looks like me and the producers need to have a little talk" Again, kudos to re-arranging an entire show, kudos, won't hold back the undulation there, but really now?!?!?? How LONG exactly do you think you're gonna be allowed to bend this network over before they tell ya to get fucked?!?!?

Not much longer..................we all know what I'm talking about, we'll get to that later :-)

The votin happens, it's a 3-3 and Jessie has left the building. Even enjoyed the way he left I gotta admit..............good attitude all in all after what just friggin happened to him! The only way this episode could have been better for me was if that bitch had been tossed and someone threw her a bar of soap on the way out............

Lydia ballin' had me rollin..................poor little sock puppet's not gonna have anyone there to give her the 1-2 punch is there?!??!?! No more peek-a-boo under the covers.................unless she's got some super peesh that can turn Kevin, she's cashed in her last diddle.............

So HOH time, and hello dolly, Michele wins it! LMAO Seriously, someone out there loves me, just adores me, to have this unfolding the way it is right now........mama did something good to someone somewhere..................

So good......................so damned good people, and I am feeling FANFUKKINTASTIC right now to watch that cunt go from being Queen Bee to what we all know has become of her, and as I said, we WILL get to that very soon in a later post..........there's just so much joy my evel heart can take :-)

Peace out Heffas
EA

Sunday, August 16, 2009

BB11: Episode 15 - POV Ceremony

PUNKY POWER!!!!! KEVIN WINS VETO!!!

Ok, well, I think I am gonna change it up for a minute here and see how it feels.

We ALL KNOW what happens per episode, let's not play here, so why go over it every single time play by play???? Like if you're reading this, you have NO IDEA what happened on the show! Please.................

So, I am gonna make it more opinion for a few rounds and see how it flows.......

As you saw from my opener, Kevin won the veto, and yes I refer to him as Punky Brewster. Don't tell me you haven't noticed the resemblance between him and that 80's color challenged child!

So he wins it, and he DOESN'T" USE IT ON HIS BFF LYDIA! HELLO!

Ok, part of me thinks it made sense strategy speaking for what he's thinking of, NUMERO UNO BABY! He's thinking of himself, and why shouldn't he?!??! I mean, is he there to play BB for himself or for Lydia????

But then the other part of me wants to pee on the man...........I mean WTF?!?!? Here he goes and proclaims that if HE had the veto he would SOOOO take her off the block! Did we not all hear the man say this?!?!? I know I sure as hell and more importantly, you know LYDIA heard him say it more than once............so in that aspect it was a grimy move...........

Now, on to that beast He-ma.............

SHE'S A CUNT

There, no need to mince words here people, I have had just about enuff of this he-beast I really have. Now, for all the tv only viewers that have no idea why I would be this enraged, let me break it down for you..............

On tonight's episode, we saw her call Russell, a man who is Middle Eastern, a terrorist. She then followed it up by saying she MEANS he terrorizes the house and hence the word. We THEN get to see a cleverly series of clips CBS provides right after the comment of scenes were Russ did in fact go around yellin, or shall we say "terrorizing", the house................so makes perfect sense right?? WRONG

For those who have the feeds or have the sense to go and read the blogs that DO follow the feeds, we all know this here little douchebag knew exactly what she was saying and exactly what she meant by it. She meant it to be the racial slur it is, period.

She has for weeks now referred to him as a terrorist, has gone as far as saying "I'm the Twin Towers and He's a Terrorist", has said that the Coup D'etat was based on viewers votes and according to her only "Republicans watch this show, the Democrats read", so because Republicans watch and vote, the last 3 to collect votes in that house would be herself cause she's black, Kevin cause he's gay, oh and Russell because he's Middle Eastern and we all know what that means to them there Republicans, TALIBAN!!!!

This fukkin twat has been slingin' this shit from the get go and I am sick to my stomach over the damned edit CBS had the nerve to provide viewers tonight, as though to mislead them and actually make them think this cunt meant anything other than the hateful vile shit she's been sayin..............

Oh, and did i mention that He-ma also has stated that Southerners can't speak English?!?!?!? Must be a connect the dots thing to them red states and all, you know how them rowdy republicans get from the south.................

I can't stand this friggin excuse of a human any longer, I simply can't. The sooner she's off my screen the better. It's gotten to the point she makes me long for the days of Ronnie.........

I'm done, fukkin cunt makes me sick, end of story...........

Peace out Heffas
EA

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

BB11: Episode 14 - Nominations

The Artist Previously Known as Yum-Yum & Ms. Boop are up

Ok, so we last left off with Cranium winning HOH (And I'm sorry, due to recent events, I am going to have to switch up Chima's new nickname to official "He-ma because she looks like a damned Tranny with a duck's bill for a fukkin mouth)

Naturally, this heffa let it IMMEDIATELY go to her head and we all but saw her strut to receive her key. You would think that with a head that large there would be a comparable sized brain in there to remind her she doesn't have SHIT for power with the "wizard" still on the loose.................

So naturally what I once reffered to as Yum-Yum (now I am FORCED to call Russell Fuckhead, cause anyone dumb enuff to have messed up his status with just about EVERYONE in that house, deserves to be called a Fuckhead) is sweatin' bullets cause him and He-ma ain't exactly paisans right about now..........

LOVED the DR where Jee mentions He-ma shouldn't get TOO worked up right now about being HOH....................that's right you delicious little morsel, you tell her!

He-ma starts going on her tangent and philosophy now that a WOMAN needs to win this game and furthermore, there needs to be al ALL WOMEN'S FINAL. Well I guess that leaves you out Tranny.................

He-ma then "reveals" a rather tragic story (ok I will admit, I went soft on this broad for a milli-second when I heard the whole story, then I remembered who she was and came back to my senses) that she was attacked and raped by a serial killer 10 years ago. What I DIDN'T understand was why CBS chose THIS night, roughly 5 weeks into the game, to show a clip that was over a damn month old! TV Only viewers were made to think she JUST told the HG's, when in fact she revealed this on day THREE in the house! Gee, I wonder if they're trying to make this douchebag appear more humane???

Problem is, I sadly know more than one female that has been savagely attacked, and they were capable of growing up to be good people and not a piece of shit lunatic...........I don't believe in perpetual victims, it's not some fukkin career

Wonder why I am this cruel perhaps? Keep reading............

TV Only viewers ALSO didn't get to see this kunt publicly say out loud that she hopes Russell goes to jail for putting his hands on her and when he does, she wants him to, and I quote, "get violated".

Nice huh? This is coming from a woman that lived through such a horror people. Nope, didn't show that edit did ya CBS? Oh but we'll get more of that I am sure, seems the editing over there in studio land may owe Chima a favor or two the way they're placing wings on this angel..................

Next we see PigPen (Nat) actually attempting to tell Jessie he is no longer ALLOWED to speak to Lydia, ain't that cute?!??! She was quite pissed too, all crabbypuss in HOH bed and all...................oh this gem, she's.....................moving on

So predictably, He-ma puts Fuckhead and Ms. Boop up on the block!

Shocked? Ayone? Till next time.............

Peace out Heffas
EA

BB11: Episode 13 - Eviction

SIGNOR WEASEL HAS LEFT THE FUKKIN BUILDING!

AND THAT IS ALL THERE NEEDS TO BE SAID...........

Peace out Heffas
EA *may add to this once i get over the initial glee*

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

BB11: Episode 12 - POV Ceremony

The little shit pulls it off again, Michele wins POV!

Right away we get to see Signor Weasel go up to HOH to turn on the waterworks.......don't you all just love how he always begins it with a "handshake?" You notice that? He always does the handshake thing, like it's supposed to mean "Listen here, I'm shaking your hand now, so you KNOW I gotta be telling you the truth! Everybody KNOWS he who begins with a handshake, not full of caca shall he be..........."

So here he goes telling YumYum1 that there are no hard feelings..............and cue the tears. No really, he is all shook up folks, just beside himself.........poor little fukk...............God, I barely got that out..........

Luckily Russell knows he is full of shit, as we see his DR where he states "He can't even fake cry,, I'm more than happy to put the tombstone on his grave"

POV players are chosen, and off they go to do a cute game of Roman Forum. I died laughing at one of the facial expressions that came outta Jessie when her heard a ridiculosu estimate guess outta Michele, you catch that? LOL

Ronnie tried to "FOLD" his way through the whole friggin thing and it didn't work, it was Michele who pulled it off. The VERY LAST PERSON he wanted to see win it took it for the 2nd week in a row..............shittin' yaself yet there punk?!?!?

I was hella impressed with this little wallflower yet again, she is REALLY comin around! I didn't have any opinion of her whatsoever for weeks, and didn't think I would if I'm being honest, but hell, look at her go!

We get to see this little lass head on up to HOH and have a very interesting and comforting talk with Russell. These two look like they MIGHT be hooking up and playing together in this game!!! Seems like a team of 4 is forming, Russell, Michele, Jeff & Jordan, who knew?!?!?!?

Russell & her exchange a long list of notes regarding other HG's, and whats fun to watch is how they are getting along and how it's all unfolding. I don't think either of them ever dreamed they would wind up where they are right now, in an HOH room discussing the very REAL possibility of alligning together and throwing all of them for a loop. As Russ mentioned, NO ONE would see them coming and wouldn't guess they are working together if they play this off right...........

I'm SOOOOOO liking this new plans folks, mama is hella happy right now! Here's the problem...................WAY too many days left in that house for things to go according to plan! LOL As I mentioned previously, before you can even finish wipin' from front to back, things do a complete 180 in them loco walls..............

Ok, so going back to that fukktard Ronnie, he initially tries to smooth talk Michele into either voting him to stay OR (is he fukkin crazy, no really, has anyone checked if this mutha is a bonafide crazy???) to even use her POV on him and take him off the block................

When he sees that doesn't work, he decides that he's gonna give playing the role of Marlon Brando a try with his whole "You betta not go against the Family" in the BY. This fukk tried to actually INTIMIDATE Michele by saying that he, Chima, Nat & Jessie are a secure alliance, so if she votes him out, she will have 3 people after her, or to quote this cunt "think logically, you will be evicted right after me and will not make it to the final 2". HUH! Ain't that about a bitch?!?!?!? I had no IDEA The Godfather himself had spoken! I hate this fukkin twat, I really do, no I really loathe him.....................did you see his smug face while he was saying all this and trying to bully her?!??!? You fukk.............

We witness this bizarre argument unfold next in the kitchen between Chima & Russell. She showed hints of jealousy more than once in this game with regards to him talking to Lydia or other females, and she did it again by calling Michele Russell's GF. Well, seems Russell has had enough of her snide remarks, and hauls off back at her for once.......................sweet! He even goes as far as hinting to Jessie that she has pissed him off SO much that if she keeps this up, she may go up..........

Cut to a scene where Ronnie & Chima (He-Ma, sorry, she looks like a damn Tranny to me) are yakkin about Russell, none of it good. We see Russ right outside the door hearing ALL of it, and Nat catches it as well, so she runs in to tell them he has just heard everything they were talking about. They both puff up like they're gonna do something (He-Ma might, but Ronnie?!?!? Oh bless his heart.........) and Jessie and Nat warn her in particular to not start shit cause they cant save Ronnie so far, they sure as hell won't be able to save her if she hauls off on him, especially right before POV Ceremony, hello?!?!?

Ok, as an aside, is anyone else having a hell of glare off her head coming through their tv screen? He-Ma's..............that heffa's generatin' more friggin oil than a Big Mac everytime she pops on screen!!!! Christ woman, get a wetnap or something, gross...............

And is anyone else catching onto Nat's hygiene habits, or lack thereof??? We don't see this heffa bathe much as it is, she blames it on cold showers, but pray tell the reason you wear the same damn clothes day after day????? Your undies are gonna haul off and take off on their own soon sista...................wtf with these women?!??!?! You making me reconsider my team, is that it?!??! Dusgusting.......Fuckin little dude not only has a bad attitude, she gotta be funky too? Nasty ass, bathe already bitch, bathe............and quit pickin your damn nose ya numb twat, did you forget the live feed viewers?

POV Ceremony time, and Michele is BRILLIANT in her speech when she turns to Ronnie and says "I'll give you a chance to lie first.........I mean speak". LOL oh that was classic! Good for her...........

Lame lame and more lame come outta the both of them, Lydia's almost looked like she was comatose while giving her "you rock, love hanging out witcha" shit, and Michele decides to not use the POV on either of them...............YAY!!!!

Ok, ok, let's not get too excited now, as I have said time and time again, this friggin house flips QUICK, so there's no telling what's gonna happen by Thursday's eviction! That mutha could weasel his way back in..............stay tuned

Peace out Heffas
EA









She's smart as all hell, obviosuly can win a challenge in this bitch, shit, people better be scared and quick, Michele came outta nowhere folks...........

BB11: Episode 11 - Nominations

Yum-Yum1 wins HOH and Signor Weasel & Ms. Boop are up!

Did we watch the sheer GLEE come outta some of the HG's as they were told the cliques were no more?!?!??!? Or the collective GASP when they heard that America was voting to give a secret power?!?!?!

So round and round we went as we watched these fukktards (ok, some of 'em not so much, ok) go spinnin' off this contraption vying for HOH. It got down to Yum-Yum 1 and Yum-Yum 2 (respectively Russel & Jeff)

They both gave that little deal nod with the whole "we both want Ronnie out, so drop, no you drop, no YOU drop, no muthafucka I said YOU DROP", until alas, with Yum-Yum 1 promising on his dad that Jeff & Jordan would not go on the block if Jeff dropped. Jeff hit the floor, and we are crowned with our new HOH!

Now, watching both Signor Weasel (Ronnie, keep up with my nicknames by now folks, think this will be my last blog I spell it out!) & La Closet Lesbiana (Nat) get NADA in their graduation gift boxes was DELICIOUS!!!!!!!! Oh that was so much fun watching her in particular throw her box down in disgust when she saw it was empty (in her defense, alligned with my lesbian suspicions, I don't think Nat is used to looking into empty boxes.....)

Now little Jordie picked the box where she got to choose who was the Have Nots. TV only viewers only got to see her pull 3 names, tada, nothing more to it right??? WRONG! You all need to know she took The Brains out of the hat right away cause she didn't deem it fair they be Have Nots 2 weeks in a row. THEN, she LEFT Jeff's name in there and originally pulled Kevin, Nat & Jeff. It was the OTHER HG's who told her to keep Jeff's name out of the hat and to pull again people! So she was not playing favorites by any means, she had her yum yum in there!!!!

Jessie disappointed the hell outta me with the way he behaved at being chosen for Have Nots, come on kiddo, really?!?!?!? As much as I dislike Lydia, her "if you're gonna be a baby about it" was rightly deserved with the way you behaved like a child...........not cool, keep it together Jessie, we LIKE you this season. Ok, well I like you this season! LOL

Ok, now insert vomit inducing scene from Signor Weasel.............who else tasted their dinner come back up when he looked straight at a camera in the Spa Room and said "Please America, give me the power, I will use it for good, THIS good" pointing to him, Jessie & Nat! Oh, Christ, here comes another crabcake........

What REALLY burns my ass is WHO Jessie is alligned with right now, those 2 twats! Come on Jessie, is there no one else, really?!?!? Nobody likes your little I-need-2-pretend-I-like-men little dude Natalie, and we sure as HELL can't stomach Ronnie, so this is soooooo not helping the cause for you..........

So Ms. Boop (Lydia) gets to work because that's her shtick, she cozies up to whomever is in power that given week.......................she throws everybody under that bus so quickly you didn't even see the wheels spinnin'..............step right up, line 'em up.................

Now, interesting to note YumYum1 went and TOLD Jessie, Nat & Chima everything Lydia said, which of course was followed by an immediate "that bitch said WHAT?!??" reaction from that crew............hmmmm, still not sure why he made that move......especially if his intent is Ronnie goes home............

Anyway, we get to nominations and (see if you can hear the angel's choir of Hallelujahs comin' outta me) Signore Weasel & Ms. Boop are on the damn block! BOOYAH!!!!

WIll it stay that way?? WIll that little fukk weasel his way into staying??? Hell, if he does, they DESERVE to hear his fukkin voice in the jury house over the next month, damn fools............

Peace out Heffas
EA

Friday, July 31, 2009

BB11: Episode 10 - Eviction

By a Vote of 7 to 1, Casey, you have been eliminated from the Big Brother house.....

Ok, ok, wasn't thrilled at ALL by this week's eviction. Not that I wanted to see little Jordie go either granted, but I really wanted to see more of Casey, so it was a bummer for me tonight.......and to watch that little mutha's face, Weasel aka Ronnie's, that smug little fukkin' face of his when he watched Casey take the nomination seat, oh I could just punch him in that Cabbage Patch mug of his.....friggin ugly little bitch, what milligram of medication is that poor wife of his ON that she can stomach that bastard? It's those damned "cat ate the canary" smug faces he makes that really just makes me wish I could reach through my screen....

So, off the bat we get the laughter inducing DR outta Casey right after he's nominated, where he esclaims with a truly shocked and hilarious face "You know, I looked around, and I didn't see any outrage! We had a......didn't we have a plan......didn't we have a plan?!?!?! Teflon Ron strikes again!". Oh that was priceless you guys, his sheer WTF moment was too damn funny......

Ronnie's DR of "Ronnie lives again in the Big Brother house for 1 more week SUCKAS!" wasn't laughter inducing, just vomit inducing. Weasel really makes me ill......

When Jeff was speaking with Casey in the BY, he made an excellent point of "Ok dude, it's 1 thing to put you up, but what was that zinger all about? Don't hide behind a pair of sunglasses man, look 'em in the eye if you're gonna say something like that". I had to agree with this one, cause while I am surprising mainly myself with the admire I have for Jessie this time around, as I mentioned in my last blog, that zinger bothered me too. Not so much for it's content, but for what it could MEAN for Jessie if he slips back into his old skin from BB10..........he really needs to be careful if his new and improved model is gonna hold up

Ok, now, can we PLEASE DISCUSS that little montage of Lydia watching Jessie sleep?!?!??! HELLO!!!! Anybody else feel like they were watching the unreleased sequel to Fatal Attraction?!??!?! Holy Fuck Ms. Boop, cue the Psycho shower scene music please! WTF was THAT all about?!?!? Her DR made it even creeper with her stating "Because he's asleep he's in a vulnerable state. I really hope Jessie never makes me mad cause I can pretty much do whatever I wanted. Maybe while he's sleeping, I could get revenge. There's a few things I could do, just have to get creative". Seriously woman...............holy shit

Casey's little talk with Kevin was a smart move. He pointed out to Kevin that because he's on the block, he now has a full license to go after Jessie FOR other people without them having to get their hands dirty.......nice little thing to point out there Casey, it was a good move. It did shit for ya in the end Lord knows, but it was still an intelligent remark to have made nonetheless......

Ok, so here's a time where mama gets to flip the script. You all remember my FIRST blog of the season ye? I state who I like, who I don't like, and I remind all of you that I will change my mind so wait for it.............and tada, here's yet another reversal for me. I LIKE Jeff & Jordan, there I said it.

I can't help it.......I could not stand these 2 episode one, their remarks alone are still hard for me to shake off so that's the fence I am riding on a personal level. However, I'm sorry, no one can deny the absolutely adorable connection these 2 have and what a nice way to see it unfold for a change as far as "ShowMances" go. It's not seedy, not purely sexual, it's off the fukkin' charts adorable.........uuuggghhh it drives me mad that my mind has changed on these 2 but it has and I no longer loathe them nor have them on the top of my list for bouncin'......I also like they way these 2 are playing the game so far. It's not over the top decit, manipulation and bullshit that we get to see from far too many of the HG's, it's more on the level, and as long as their target WASN'T Jessie, I wouldn't mind the control shifting at ALL so they can get Weasel out......

When we see Julie address Ron about how he must be surprised to be safe, here comes that fukkin smug look of his again. Seriously, get this ugly shit off my screen, please, just forced down my dinner......

LOVED Jessie's SMART reply to Julie that he wasn't going to choose between the two ladies of which he prefers, Ms. Boop or Closet Lesbian. Although the little remark about them BOTH being platonic certainly rolled some eyes yes?

He's so damn likeable this season, damn, what the fukk happened?!?!? LOL I still cannot shake my amazement to be rooting for the kid......

Ok, now onto Casey's speech before the votes, and it went something like this:

"I wanna thank Big Brother for choosing me to participate this summer, it's an honor. I also wanna apologize, cause it feels like to my family at least, I let them down by being in the position I'm in. I'm in this position because 2 houseguests stabbed me in the back. Ronnie, the manipulative dorkapodomus (LMAO!) w/ the God complex. Jessie, the self absorbed, smedium wearing (LMAO, sorry that made me laugh too cause my best friend Donny uses that very word to describe guys that wear tight shirts and it made me immediately think of him) ego maniac with a personality & IQ of ironically enuff, a banana. Both these guys stabbed me in the back & they'll do the same to the rest of ya'll alright? Know that, they will do that to you. (Looking at Ronnie) it;s funny you talk about actions man cause after what you did to me......you have a choice. Go into the Diary Room, you can do what they tell you to do and vote me out & continue to be mindless sheep herded down towards your OWN evictions, or you can use the anonimity of the Diary Room & vote to keep me here to fight the good fight. I done nothing to any of you, it's these guys that want me out. Have your own mind. I appreciate it, mingle mix (???) HOLLA"

Ok, THAT was a good speech, even though I didn't agree with 1/2 of it. As I stated previously in a blog, it WAS Casey that drew first blood w/ Jessie, oh hoe HE easily forgets. It was Casey that betrayed JESSIE whhen he cast the rogue vote to evict. But that's of no concern now is it? What I loved loved loved was Jessie's calm approach to the entire speech, didn't so much as bat an eye, and the OLD Jessie would have been all over that cat............

Jessi STILL kept an incredibly calm demeanor when Casey got up for the goodbyes and went on to state it was just a game. Casey of course reiterated with a parting blow of "Your word is mud man, period, period. You know, you shake hands with somebody, you look them in the eye......" to with Natalie jumps in with "You stabbed him in the back first Casey". I HATE to EVER agree with anything that comes outta this heffa's mouth, but she had a valid point. I just wish it had been Jessie to have made it, cause again, it will not bode well FOR him to have Natalie be his mouthpiece yet again. Casey's reply of "what are you his pitbull?? Ain't nobody talkin' to you man, go make Jessie a sandwich" was friggin priceless though! LMAO

And may I add, it was little, it was of no major significance, but Casey DID shake Ron's hand on the way out and included a "Good luck to you brother". Nice touch

We get the goodbye messages next and (GAG) here we see Ronnie's "Wow Casey, looks like the MANIOULATOR got you again (shit eatin' 'I know you did you little son of a bitch' grin outta Casey this whole time mind you)" was of course enough to make me what????? VOMIT.................Please dear Lord in heaven, make this piece of shit disappear from my screen soon Lord, soon...........

Natalie's goodbye of "You talk about how I'm an immature 18 year old. I'm actually 24, I do have a college degree, & I'm a lot smarter than you think, thats' why you're sitting outside those doors" was snazzy wasn't it??? I had to rewind twice to try and catch Casey's reaction which was minimal......her damned voice really grates me, anyone, anyone? I can't take her voice, I can't. Now i know, I know, it's more than likely based on the fact that I cannot stand her true, but shut the fukk up please

Ok, drum roll please.......................

IT'S TWIST TIME!!!!
NO MORE CLIQUES, YOU'RE ON YA DAMN OWN PEOPLE!

AND WHAT'S THIS? MYSTERY POWER YOU SAY? NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS AND IT COULD CHANGE THE ENTIRE COURSE OF THE GAME? ONLT THE ONE WHO HAS THE POWER WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS AND IT MUST BE KEPT A SECRET TILL USED?

WHAT, WAIT! AMERICA GETS TO VOTE ON WHO GETS THE POWER?

DID YOU ALL CATCH THAT COLLECTIVE GASP FROM THE HG'S AT THIS ONE??? LMAO

Ok, caps lock off...............sorry, got carried away! Oh that was delicious though wasn't it? The audible GASP was yummy!

Of course, we all get clued in as viewers that the Coup D'Etat is back people!!!!
This is the power that is only valid for 2 weeks, and the one that holds the power can overthrow the HOH by completely null & voiding one or BOTH of the nominations right BEFORE the live eviction! I am salivating as I type........this has been and always WILL be one the best mystery powers ever created by Big Brother in my opinion!!!!


I am soooooooo torn on whom I want to get this power. If I could be SURE Jeff wouldn't use it on Jessie, I want Jeff to take this hands down because then I KNOW he would use it on that fukk Ronnie. But it makes me nervous if it could be used to evict Jessie................damn it, I wish I had a better idea of whats going on in his head cause I am jittery to vote this time around and it almost always comes back to haunt me.........

At any rate, HOH comp time and it is the ever so popular ENDURANCE!

Round and round the HG's go as we sign off to credits this episode. Who else is dying of laughter watchin' em get smacked into that damn diploma? Who do you think is gonna take this one?? I only PRAY it's not Natalie or Ronnie, I think I could live with just about anyone else........

That pretty much wraps it up for this round folks. It was a hell of a good show tonight and we got some more insight. Unfortunately we had to see Casey go, or fortunately depending on who's reading this, but for me it was a letdown. I would have liked to have seen him team up with Jessie for real and taken it further, but ah well, these cats ain't playin' to make me happy now are they? If they were, Natalie & Ronnie would be dunked in a tub of shit somewhere without a towel in sight......

Peace out Heffas
EA

Thursday, July 30, 2009

BB11: Episode 9 - POV

ClosetFreak is in, BananaHammock is out!

Well, no one saw THIS coming now did they????

For starters we saw a very funny scene early on in this episode where Ronnie tries to assure Michele that she can choose him to play for POV because HE would surely use it on her...............appropriately followed by her outright laughing in his face! LOL I have to admit, she doesn't impress me much, other than the closet freak we all KNOW this little signorina can be, but this was just outright fantastic to watch as she laughed in his face while muttering "sure, sure!"

A game of Truth or Dare commences, and Weasel is dared to go and hug Casey for 1o seconds.........Casey is so not impressed to be hugged by "the rat". Furthermore, he is observant enough to (duh!) catch on that people's memories are really short in this house, because all of a sudden people are laughing and joking with the man allegedly everyone wants out. Hmmmm.........he suspects that Ronnie is warmin' up to people again, and wisely so, hello!

Anyone notice the GLARE Lydia shot through the screen when Natalie was chosen by Jessie to play Host of the POV? LOL Easy there killa..............

POV plays out, and its almost painful to watch Casey play blindly by securing a Margarita Party for the house instead of securing more points for himself to close the win. Seriously, I almost couldn't look.........do these HG's not know by NOW they are NEVER to feel safe or become complacent in this game just because there is some bullshit "plan" into play?!?!??! COME ON CASEY!!!! It really was hard to watch this cat tonight.................I have always been on the fence on him and still am, but I don't have enough deep seated hatred *cough Natalie* for this cat just yet to get any pleasure whatsoever in watching this unfold like it has for him so far.......

Then to add insult to injury, he chooses to gamble and choose an envelope, that then proceeds to flatter his VanillaMint ass with a damned Banana Suit for the week! LMAO Who writes this shit?!?!??!? Did we not feel bad enough for this guy just yet?!?!? Apparently not.....................more tail on this jackass please, more tail......

Jessie's "GAME OVER!" exclamation in his DR was priceless by the way.........

So ClosetFreak (Michele) wins it, and la-di-da, everyone (who is clueless that is) is still putzin' around thinking the PLAN (oh how that word tastes dirty doesn't it??) is still to backdoor Weasel.......

Wait wait wait...............Casey's getting some notion it may NOT go according to PLAN? What's this???? Does he waste a second? Nope, up to HOH he goes to confront Jessie! LOL You gotta at the very least respect THAT much about the guy, whether you like him or not, he doesn't waste any time trying to listen to the he said she said bullshit, he went straight for the head honcho............

The exchange between these 2 was a sight to see, and I gotta admit, much respect yet again to Jessie for at least not lyin' straight to this cat's face. He just kept reiterating "the right guy will walk out the door". Casey's "ok so who is that? Is that me or is that Ronnie?" was cute to watch, but hell, it had to be done and both these guys in my opinion handled it like men under the circumstance. Again, whether you're with Jessie or against him this season (I'm sorry, I have to admit, so far I am FOR Jessie this season, totally different dude I'm seeing this time around) you have to understand his point of view that it WAS Casey that jumped ship 1st when he cast his renegade vote in the Braden eviction........or does HE need to be reminded of short memories as he so keenly pointed out earlier this episode? So hell, put yourself in Jessie's shoes when he stated that yeah, their INITIAL alliance was now null and void under the circumstance..............

So it's POV ceremony time, and Jessie slipped up in my opinion.......he went "old-school muscle" in his speech with the whole "I won HOH, it's my decision, move your feet, you got a new seat" shtick. That could bite him in the ass, so I hope he pipes down and sticks to the new & improved Jessie we have been able to see this round.........careful baby boy, remember the advice you gave Natalie when you warned her NOT to behave as you did in BB10.............

Not a peep outta anyone, no outrage, no "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE PLAN?!??!" nothing. BananaBoy is gonna pick up on it, cause he may be lookin' stupid right now but he sure as hell ain't........

Personal asides and opinion wise, Natalie is infuriating me with her arrogance as usual. Just the way this little shit walks around that house like she got the deed on the joint gets under my skin and I cannot WAIT for someone to knock this heffa down a notch. My ultimate week would be to watch her and Ronnie squirm on the block, now that would be delicious...........I still ain't buyin' the "I got a BF at home" baloney either, cause I got some expertise in this area and she's up at bat for The Pink Mafia people................

Lydia, she's a piece of work isn't she???? Whining little fuck........she complains left and right that Ronnie is playing everyone one second, the next it's Russell whose the culprit, but lookie here lookie here, is that your supposed BEST FRIEND in the house KEVIN that you're trying to toss under them wheels Ms. Boop?????? Fraudulent Twat, I'm onto you and so are the viewers..............

Tonight's eviction night, and i am pretty sure that poor man is hauling off in a damned Banana suit, but who knows, poor little Jordie could get the boot if someone got the balls to actually DO what they SAY they are gonna do.............doubtful. His ass is gettin' peeled tonight I'm afraid.......

Peace out Heffas
EA

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

BB11: Episode 8 - Nominations

Muscles did it again, and I am about to shock even myself, but BRAVO!

Sorry, to me, this season's Jessie is a COMPLETELY different cat than we got to see last season. I never dreamed in a million years that I would be rooting for him believe you me, but as far as I'm concerfned, he is thinking clearly and playing smart so more power to him................

what I REALLY like to see this season is the so called "macho, I'm too sexy for my shirt" bullshit is mainly just a facade and he doesnt take it seriously in the least. Last season, in my opinion at least, his arrogance was off the charts and THIS season his arrogance is off the charts, with the difference being that this season you get the sense he's just having fun with it and its not the narcissism we originally thought we were looking at in this cat..........

So everyone has their feet up feeling pretty secure in the fact that Jessie will "stick to the plan" and get Ronnie evicted this week. They all pretty much are calling it their week off from having to think anything through, it's a done deal and a house concensus.......uh-huh, yup..............

WE as viwers see that Jessie has NO intention whatsoever to not only NOT nominate Ronnie this round, but to not even BD him! LOL

As Jessie puts it in his DR sessions, ALLEGEDLY Weasel never lied to HIM so therefore he is way more of an asset to keep as of this moment.............

"I Pay Attention!" Kevin however sees Ronnie mouth "Thank God!" under his breath when Jessie won HOH, aha! LOL That was funny as hell when Kevin points that out in his DR..................caught ya punk! LOL

But what do we have here????? Is that Yum Yum (Russell) going up to Ronnie secretly in HOH and stating that all that bashing is just for appearances???? Seriously, how does one NOT watch this show?!?!??!?!?!

Unfortunately for VanillaMint (Casey) he gets caught up in front of La Secret Lesbiana (Nat) that it would be silly basically if Jessie didn't stick to the plan of ousting Ronnie, cause hell, that would only put yet another target on his back.....so who do ya think little Nat goes running to in order to point out that Casey is doggin' him so to speak?!??!?! Yup, right up to our Jessie.............hmmmm, wonder who that replacement nom would EVER be in the event that POV gets used?!?!? Not setting this up or nothing...............

Interesting scene was when Lydia got up from sitting down next to Jessie, when she returns she finds Nat sprawled out on his lap while he massages her shoulder. None too happy is our resident Betty Boop.......she even makes comment of her frustration of her seat being taken........which is followed by yet another HIGHlarious DR peek as Kevin says "Lydia is into Jessie, Natalie is into Jessie, and Jessie is into Jessie" LOL He never bores me...............

Nat's refusal to God forbid give up HER bed causes a stir between her and Lydia. Lydia points out the Queen Bee never rotates the beds, ever, and stays put while the other HG's rotate week to week.................while Lydia annoys the living hell out of me, calling Nat to task was fun to watch cause I can't stand that little dude even more...............

Nomination time, and we have Michele & Jordan up on the block.............no Weasel. Everyone's still breathing, there's always the backdoor plan ya see, the one they are sooooooooooo sure Jessie really has in mind.............

On a final note, we see Signore Weasel's smug DR where he rins his own bell by stating that he was Dead Man Walking but tada, Jessie pardoned him..............smug bastard, you wull get it, it's early yet bitch...............

Peace out Heffas
EA *as an aside, I had been hospitalized with penumonia, so these last few blogs have been less detailed as you may have noticed, but as I am feeling better, they will go back to normal within the next 2 blogs where I get to be my usual observant and pleasant self* Baci......................

BB11: Episode 7 - Eviction Night

Farewell FunBags.................

I wasn't impressed with this heffa in the least at first, but JUST as she was starting to get good and show she has some brain in that silicone valley of hers, she got ousted................gone too soon baby girl...............

Signor Weasel decides to stir the shitpot once more just fot the hell of it, and concots a story alltogether, without even a morsel of truth to it. He decides to spread the word that Laura informed him that Russell assured her he could rally the votes to have her stay in the house. WHAT?!?!??!?!? Hot damn his mind is inventive........this was his brilliant way of somehow guaranteeting that FunBags would go, is that it?!??!? Let's see how that works for ya............

Oh oh oh, wait, what's this???? It BACKFIRED on you?!?!? Shut your mouth and say it isn't so! There's no WAY your bullshit lie could come back to bite your brilliant ass, no surely not YOU Ronnie!

Needless to say, via Muscles (Jessie) Russell get notified of his so called transgression regarding Laura, and we see that he has had more than enough of the he said she said bullshit and decides it is time to call people out..........I scooted up in my chair for this part and made sure I had a back-up beer as to not miss a syllable.......

Russell calles Weasel out in the BY about his bullshit lie and all delicious hell breaks loose!! Hot damn if this show isn't entertaining people.......Russell lays this cat OUT, fillets him in front of the whole house, and then serves him over a bed of Radicchio I tell ya!

We see that Sugnor Weasel has to retreat, and for a second, maybe a millisecond, ya almost feel bad for this tool. Being called out as the mastermind he was setting himself to be, he exiled himself from the entire house, and he has to HIDE in his HOH. I can't help but die laughing when Russell follows him around the house with his chant of "hey rat, ratty rat, ratty mcrat ratterson".................LOL sorry, funny, I don't give a shit what ya say

Psssstttt.....look over there though, oh how QUICKLY this house flips. Is that SYMPATHY we are seeing for him??? I do believe it is, listen carefully, Weasel is getting sympathy........

But alas, FunBags is evicted and the NEW HOH is Jessie!

As far as the whole house knows, Ronnie is the INTENDED eviction for next week. And as I said previously, we all know tha the road to hell was and always has been, paved with good intentions..............stay tuned

Peace out Heffas
EA

BB11: Episode 6 - POV

LOL oh this is a damn good season isn't it??? LOVE well thought out so called "plans"......

Signor Weasel sits in the BY and tries toskillfully explain to FunBags that if his master plan goes as he intends, then they both, Jeff & Laura, will stay, huh........how convenient to TRY and set this scenario up for yourself bubble boy...........

One of the most delicious scenes for me this episode was when Russell (Yummy for short yes??) went the fuck OFF on Lydia! Now THATS some good tv watchin' right there!!! Oh her face was a sight wasn't it??? Even better was when she went boo-hooin' up to Weasel in HOH that she was attacked and she didn't like it........oh poor little thing didn't like it..............perhaps another stamp on ya body to express your sadness Lydia??? Something in Sanskrit across ya deflated tits that translates to "don't pick on me!"?

POV Comp time and Jeff wins it!

True to form, the HG's start scurrying around Signor Weasel, tappin' it into him that now is the time to BD Russell. They are all for it, they are taking every chance they have to make sure they tell him he HAS to put up Russell, now or never........

Time for the ReNom...................and it's Jordan! LMAO!!!!

Oh this is rich! Jordan mind you! Confused yet to this strategy??? Wondering why in the hell he would do this??? If you only watch the tv edited versions I am sure you are, but I am telling ya, you gotta get behind the scenes, even if you dont have the feeds, cause if you do, it makes a hell of a lot more sense people...........well as much sense as this friggin tool can make I should say...........

Peace out Heffas
EA