Wednesday, August 12, 2009

BB11: Episode 14 - Nominations

The Artist Previously Known as Yum-Yum & Ms. Boop are up

Ok, so we last left off with Cranium winning HOH (And I'm sorry, due to recent events, I am going to have to switch up Chima's new nickname to official "He-ma because she looks like a damned Tranny with a duck's bill for a fukkin mouth)

Naturally, this heffa let it IMMEDIATELY go to her head and we all but saw her strut to receive her key. You would think that with a head that large there would be a comparable sized brain in there to remind her she doesn't have SHIT for power with the "wizard" still on the loose.................

So naturally what I once reffered to as Yum-Yum (now I am FORCED to call Russell Fuckhead, cause anyone dumb enuff to have messed up his status with just about EVERYONE in that house, deserves to be called a Fuckhead) is sweatin' bullets cause him and He-ma ain't exactly paisans right about now..........

LOVED the DR where Jee mentions He-ma shouldn't get TOO worked up right now about being HOH....................that's right you delicious little morsel, you tell her!

He-ma starts going on her tangent and philosophy now that a WOMAN needs to win this game and furthermore, there needs to be al ALL WOMEN'S FINAL. Well I guess that leaves you out Tranny.................

He-ma then "reveals" a rather tragic story (ok I will admit, I went soft on this broad for a milli-second when I heard the whole story, then I remembered who she was and came back to my senses) that she was attacked and raped by a serial killer 10 years ago. What I DIDN'T understand was why CBS chose THIS night, roughly 5 weeks into the game, to show a clip that was over a damn month old! TV Only viewers were made to think she JUST told the HG's, when in fact she revealed this on day THREE in the house! Gee, I wonder if they're trying to make this douchebag appear more humane???

Problem is, I sadly know more than one female that has been savagely attacked, and they were capable of growing up to be good people and not a piece of shit lunatic...........I don't believe in perpetual victims, it's not some fukkin career

Wonder why I am this cruel perhaps? Keep reading............

TV Only viewers ALSO didn't get to see this kunt publicly say out loud that she hopes Russell goes to jail for putting his hands on her and when he does, she wants him to, and I quote, "get violated".

Nice huh? This is coming from a woman that lived through such a horror people. Nope, didn't show that edit did ya CBS? Oh but we'll get more of that I am sure, seems the editing over there in studio land may owe Chima a favor or two the way they're placing wings on this angel..................

Next we see PigPen (Nat) actually attempting to tell Jessie he is no longer ALLOWED to speak to Lydia, ain't that cute?!??! She was quite pissed too, all crabbypuss in HOH bed and all...................oh this gem, she's.....................moving on

So predictably, He-ma puts Fuckhead and Ms. Boop up on the block!

Shocked? Ayone? Till next time.............

Peace out Heffas
EA

2 comments:

samsmama2 said...

You are hilarious woman! And I totally agree about Russels new nickname needs to be Fuckhead, and he does deserve to get the boot but I kind of hope Jeff does use the wizard thing and keep him around. Also agree about the part about He-ma and how production is trying to slant shit her way, if you don't get the live feeds, (or do your homework with Google and find awesome sites like this and others to fill you in on the real deal), you just don't have a clue what's really going on. Thanks for making me laugh my ass off and can't wait to to read your blog about the next show!

EvelAlida said...

LOL you're always welcome hun.............I know I am biased, but I like your comments cause they make ME laugh, so I have become exclusive, oh well :-)

Its always the same "good blog" or "cool post", so umm yeah, no need to publish lame shit over and over.......

EA