Wednesday, July 29, 2009

BB11: Episode 7 - Eviction Night

Farewell FunBags.................

I wasn't impressed with this heffa in the least at first, but JUST as she was starting to get good and show she has some brain in that silicone valley of hers, she got ousted................gone too soon baby girl...............

Signor Weasel decides to stir the shitpot once more just fot the hell of it, and concots a story alltogether, without even a morsel of truth to it. He decides to spread the word that Laura informed him that Russell assured her he could rally the votes to have her stay in the house. WHAT?!?!??!?!? Hot damn his mind is inventive........this was his brilliant way of somehow guaranteeting that FunBags would go, is that it?!??!? Let's see how that works for ya............

Oh oh oh, wait, what's this???? It BACKFIRED on you?!?!? Shut your mouth and say it isn't so! There's no WAY your bullshit lie could come back to bite your brilliant ass, no surely not YOU Ronnie!

Needless to say, via Muscles (Jessie) Russell get notified of his so called transgression regarding Laura, and we see that he has had more than enough of the he said she said bullshit and decides it is time to call people out..........I scooted up in my chair for this part and made sure I had a back-up beer as to not miss a syllable.......

Russell calles Weasel out in the BY about his bullshit lie and all delicious hell breaks loose!! Hot damn if this show isn't entertaining people.......Russell lays this cat OUT, fillets him in front of the whole house, and then serves him over a bed of Radicchio I tell ya!

We see that Sugnor Weasel has to retreat, and for a second, maybe a millisecond, ya almost feel bad for this tool. Being called out as the mastermind he was setting himself to be, he exiled himself from the entire house, and he has to HIDE in his HOH. I can't help but die laughing when Russell follows him around the house with his chant of "hey rat, ratty rat, ratty mcrat ratterson".................LOL sorry, funny, I don't give a shit what ya say

Psssstttt.....look over there though, oh how QUICKLY this house flips. Is that SYMPATHY we are seeing for him??? I do believe it is, listen carefully, Weasel is getting sympathy........

But alas, FunBags is evicted and the NEW HOH is Jessie!

As far as the whole house knows, Ronnie is the INTENDED eviction for next week. And as I said previously, we all know tha the road to hell was and always has been, paved with good intentions..............stay tuned

Peace out Heffas
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