Wednesday, July 29, 2009

BB11: Episode 5 - Nominations

The Weasel get HOH, oh happy day............

Ronnie wins it and you can hear the groans from myriads of lands away, almost in a chorus really............of all friggin people, yeah cause this cat needed his ego inflated more than it already is......

He 1st starts off by trying to pin the renegade vote on Michele, nice. How do ya not love this guy right?

What DOES impress me outta the useless lump previously known as Laura, is that SHE is the one who's smelling what she's steppin' in around this tool, she is onto Ronnie and is adamant that he is the punk bitch that is scurrying around making deals left and right to benefit him...........she warns the other HG's that he's a "rat" and he is playing them all against each other. I coulda stood up then and there and clapped for this broad, FINALLY something useful outta her, and it's a damn shame it's more than likely too late........

Problem we had here is that Cranium (or as she likes to be called, Chima) and Closet Lesbian (again, she likes to use the name Natalie) run to Weasel (keep up now folks, that's Ronnie I am referring to, you must know by now that I begin using my endearing nicknames for the HG's at this point in the game based on my perceptions) and let him know that Laura (FunBags?) is trashing him to the house, therefore making it much easier to see her go up on the block......

Sidenote, watching Casey's face as Weasel unveils his HOH room was priceless, just the sheer look on his face as this tool jumps up and down over his BUBBLEWAND had me spit out a potato chip from laughing

So now the general concecus seems to be that 2 pawns will be going up with the grand reveal will be a good old fashioned backdooring of Russell. Thats what the house seems to want, thats what Signor Weasel seems to have them believing....

Blah blah blah we all know how things unveil true to form when it comes to following any concoted plans don't we? Jeff & Laura get nominated, big friggin surprise.

FunBags is fuming, wishing she could scream "told ya so" from the tippy tops of those inflated nipples, but what would be the point? Get comfy in that chair for now darlin'.....

Peace out Heffas
EA

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