Big Bother 11: Episode 3

So how did you like that 1st blog I did for ya? Nice right? All civilized, very non-opinionated, almost neutral journalistic yes?

Well hope you liked it, as it's the last time you ever hear me at that tone..........

I'm back :-)

Ok, so let's dive in. Season 11.............ok, wasn't impressed at first, in the least. Now, well hell, now that I see this season is packed with some homophobic toutin'- KKK Hoodie Wearin'- "No abla Ingles"- motherfuckers, well hell, looks like we got some interesting cats on our hands don't we?

Let's break these heffas down, it's either FUCK NO or HELL YEA (this will more than likely change! LOL It always does for me as this game progresses):

Chima: FUCK NO
Not feelin' this Diva at all. Her little attitude after losing the Have & Have Nots Comp was enough to set the stage for me when it comes to this bitch. She needs to seriously get over herself and quick. Her turning to Ronnie and stating she would have never even come on this season had she known about the room they have to stay in, poor thing! It's just like "getting waterboarded" don't ya know? Then to haul off and start an argument over shit on a toilet seat with Michele ain't too bright considering she's on the block and Braden's no slouch on smooth talking his way into staying....

Casey: HELL YEAH
This dude ain't so bad, a little cheesy at best, but nothing to irritate the ever lovin' shit outta me so far. He's actually not irritating many from what i see, so if he keeps it up, he might be a cool, albeit lame cat...........

BRADEN: FUCK NO
"You're a Mexican, You're a Beaner!"...........need I say more, really? To watch the shit spillin' outta this joke of a man is entertaining sure, but hell if it isn't telling. I LOVED the whole "I'm allowed to make racist & bigoted remarks about Mexicans cause I grew up in a neighborhood full of 'em" was classic to boot. Most recently, when playing "Julie Says (Simon Says)", he shouts out "JULIE'S A HO!". BRILLIANT MOVE THERE PAISAN! Even Jessie knew enough to say "Dude, her husband is the President of CBS, what the hell is wrong with you? You can't be saying that stuff?" No no, by all means you fukkin' tool, share more of your opinions please. Ya hate the Mexicans, we've established that, oh and apparently Asians aren't high on your list of respect either.............fukkin maggot, hope he doesn't weasel himself outta this week's eviction............

Jordan: FUCK NO
"I hope somebody opens their eyes and sends that faggot home".............again, do I really need to explain why she's in the FUCK NO category thus far? I'm still confused as to whom she was referring to when she said that to Jeff as he walked into the DR. I had pretty much NO opinion on this heffa, until this here dandy little sentence..............bitch, bounce.............

Michele: HELL YEAH
Anyone that can pull off her look & discuss takin' it up the ass is fun for me. I did not see that coming outta her, but man was it a nice surprise. Again, didn't have much of an opinion on her until I saw the "peek-a-boo" she played with us and we discover there's a hell of a lot more to this heffa than we think. Freaky little thing, go on................mama's proud of you :-)

Ronnie: FUCK NO
Now this tool, oh this tool takes the cake. I had it backwards from first impressions with this mutha, thought for sure I was gonna like him, the poor lame underdog and all. Not so much. This imbecile has cut more deals than Monty Hall so far, and is a fukkin mess making 'em! Whenever Russell cornered him in the Storage Room to ask if he had spilled the beans to Braden about being backdoored, it was delicious watching him squirm. Any shmuck would have known he was blatantly lying, and Russ did. The beauty of this fukktard is that he really thinks he's got some strategy going there, and that he's layin'plans that are foolproof. Meanwhile, pretty much the entire damn house is onto him and they already sniffed him out as the weasel he is...........

Lydia: HELL YEAH
Now to be fair, I go back and forth with this heffa from day to day, but since today I happen to be in a good mood towards her, she's gonna get the HELL YEAH approval from the time being. That could change by the time I even POST this fukkin blog, that's how much this heffa got me spinnin'. LOVED her day 1 (not to mention she's yummy to look at, but there's something about her that makes me uneasy and I can't put my finger on it. She DID turn on Jeff & Braden, but because I'm not a huge fan of theirs, maybe thats why I don't wanna cut her just yet.............

JEFF: FUCK NO
"Homo! Faggot!"................these aren't hard options here folks. These twats are makin' it far too easy to call 'em out on who's good people & who's not. Yeah he apologized, profusely for days to Russell, but knowing that can come out of him at all is enough for me. You gotta wonder what makes someone start hurlin' certain "insults" out, it comes from somewhere............

Natalie: FUCK NO
First of all, I'm not sure i understand this fukkin idiot's logic when telling everyone she's friggin 18 when in actuality she's 24. She wants to be seen as young & naive she claims.......huh. Great game plan there babe, problem is, with as much squawking as you've done, that kinds eradicates itself in theory anyway. She's gonna be a problem I predict, and she's gonna despise Lydia even more once she finds out she's dry-humpin' Jessie up in HOH.............

Russell: HELL YEA
This is my favorite HG thus far. I will more than likely eat these damn words with my luck, but as of now, can't help it, think he's a cool cat that has the right idea so far. He's powerful & dominant in a non-threatening way, very smart kid, and his likability factor is way up (with the exclusion of perhaps Jeff). I'm crossin my fingers he doesn't pull some stunt that forces me to clothesline him, but for now, mama's got a good feeling about him. And it helps he's also fun to look at.........

Laura: FUCK NO
So far, this woman is completely useless. I think my favorite line outta her was "It's not my fault I have bog boobs" when she was complaining right after Nomination Ceremony that nobody liked her. No heffa, it's not MY fault I got big boobs, I'm naturally this size, you, you chose those pendulums bitch, so come again? Casey's DR session of "It's hard being beautiful" were my sentiments exactly. Problem is, from the waist up, she looks like the fukkin psycho hillbilly kid in the movie Deliverance..............grab a banjo bitch and simma down, you're worthless from what I can see..............

Kevin: HELL YEAH
Again, another one of my favorites, he's right alongside Russell for me. He's funny, intelligent, compassionate, and I think he's gonna do well. I HOPE he does well is what I mean to say, cause I was certain I was gonna LOATHE him, and tada, complete opposite of my expectations.............it's as though he & Ronnie flipped the script for me when it came to 1st impressions..............

and of course, Jessie: HELL YEAH
I know, I know, you can't possibly be more shocked than me on this, I know. I did not like this man at ALL last season, you all knew my feelings for this guy, but hell, I think most of the arrogance that turned me off to begin with, I'm starting to think it's all for fun & laughs and the kid might actually not be so bad! His DR where he was struttin' like a damn pigeon had me in tears laughing, and for the 1st time, I saw that he had a hell of a sense of humor regarding himself. Did you see the kid's ARMS and SHOULDERS? Sweet Mother of Moses! In a year he friggin jacked up something fierce...........I don't know, got a good feeling about Jessie this time around, we'll see............

The POV ceremony sure turned out interesting no? We all had Lydia walking out the door, and she worked her voodoo (and bullshit by throwin Jeff & Braden under the bus, again, don't particularly give a shit cause it's Jeff & Braden we're taking about here) but she was slick and thought quick on her feet, gotta respect that to some extent. The Comp itself was freakin disgusting, there was no amount of face-scrubbing that made me feel clean after that............

Well thats about it folks, my wrap-up so far. Looking forward to a hell of a season with all of you :-)

Peace out Heffas,
EA