Episode 3: POV Ceremony

Well damn........anybody else as sick as I am at seeing Rachel's "I Love My Hubby" T-shirt??? Did she buy more than one or is this heffa not in the habit of WASHING clothes as often as one should??? I digress.....perhaps I should START the blog before ranting randomly..........

Hello folks, we got a better episode last night than what we were fed Sunday evening..... the TV only viewers finally got to see what I have sadly known since the show aired.......EVELDICK IS NO MORE............

Look, what can I tell ya?!?!? I have already signed up for 6 more weeks of therapy, I mean, this is just awful. To have that kinda carrot dangled in front of mama's face only to have it go POOF is just 2 kinds of wrong & cruel...... personally, I think this was a direct hit to yours truly. SOMEONE told the people over at CBS that EA is Satan's spawn and the cruelest joke you could play on me would be to have it APPEAR as though ED was back on the show and then BAM........bye bye Mr. Miagi.....

Yes I know, delusions of grandeur where I think CBS give a rat's ass about me & actually plotted an ED twist just to torment ME, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it.....

Ok, now that I have that outta my system, onto the show shall we? I mean, was there really a NEED for a show after divulging that ED left??? Wasn't that in and of itself enough to fill an entire episode?? No?? Ok, carry on....

So, hmmmm, let's see.....oh yeah, POV, duh!

FOH (Porsche aka Full of Herself) decides to not use the 1 brain cell left & go crying to Rachel, Brandon & Dani that she doesn't get why she was nominated. Ok, follow the bouncing ball now blondie, focus........you were put there so that you could be SAFE for 4 weeks with the Golden Key you stupid silicone slut.....ah, there, that feels better....

I also don't get why both FOH & Dani are whining about having a Golden Key. Are you friggin serious here ladies????? "We don't get to compete" is their boo-hoo.....oh gimme a break!! You get to sit your pretty little asses on the sideline, do nothing and get no blood on your hands, AND you get a vote. Oh yeah, how you suffer.......... at least Dani came to her senses later in the episodes when she saw the advantages that the Golden Key could offer. I don't think FOH is ever gonna catch up cause in the last official school day for her they only got as far as "stay in the lines now hunny"...

Branchel won POV cause FOH & Keith threw the damn comp (will get to that in a second folks, I am still in disbelief that a nominee would throw away a chance to save themselves!) and because Jordan......well.....bless her heart.....

Now, is it me or are both FOH AND KEITH IDIOTS?!??!? When in the HELL of BB history have you ever seen 2 nominees so happy to STAY on the chopping block?!??! Did you see these 2 buffoons?!?!? They were THRILLED to be on the damn block!!! HELLO!!! Have either of you ever WATCHED the damn show?!??!?! When is it EVER a wise decision to accept the position of pawn on BB?? Ask Dustin, it worked miracles for him..... I think that weasel is still cryin' into his Frosted Flakes every morning.......

Keith losing his damn mind sure as hell didn't help. What was he thinking attacking Kalia like that? Now FOH was one thing, with her he knew for certain that she had flipped over to the alumnis, but where did he have proof that Kalia had done the same? All that did was cast a shadow of doubt on his own sanity amongst his group.... you're 2 for 2 Keith, keep up the great work!

I'm still not certain what Shelly's game plan is here but I do love this chick so far! I mean, even with my spoilers and knowing more than TV viewers only, it's still really unclear WHO she is really being loyal to.....her DR's don't match. Furthermore, it's difficult to know WHO is going home tonight, I really cannot tell as of this moment! These HG's are on FIRE this season, the only time they stop plottin' & schemin' is when they sleep! Trying to keep up with what's what and who's who is makin' my damn head spin!

At any rate, tonight's episode ought to be interesting just in the sense we will start getting a clearer idea of whose alliances are real and whose are fake, based on the votes for whom.

Now, I end this with a plea to all HG's......if any of you will PLEASE steal that damned T-shirt and burn it, mama will personally cook you your favorite meal when you get outta the house..........

Oh and Trish, this one is for you: A monkey only whistles when it's ass is being violated *wink*

Ciao Heffas,
EvelAlida (EA)