Monday, January 21, 2008

My Speech

Here is the speech I had to give for Final 2:


Hello Heffas

Well, who friggin knew? Me in the damn Final 2?!?!??!?!

Am I gonna go soft now cause ya gotta vote? Nope, sorry, aint that kinda party.

Luckily to some extent, the people who ARE voting weren’t the people that pissed me off or vice versa, unless I did and ya just never had the spine to tell me so. I don’t think that’s the case when I look around at who is in this little circle, but ya neva know!

If I did in fact piss you off, I am not sorry. I am pretty sure whatever the fuck it was, it was well deserved, so no, don’t email mama with the semantics of it all or the boo-hoo of how I may or may not have hurt your feelings, couldn’t care less. If I upset you, everything I did in this game I meant, so I must have meant it folks……………….

To those I KNOW I offended or pissed off who don’t even get to vote, HA HA!

Aaaaaw, bites big donkey dikk don’t it? Couldn’t smile wider if I tried heffas, sweet irony to not even have a voice ya friggin douchebags…………………….if I know I pissed ya off, I especially wanna take this moment, this here sweet tender moment of mine, to tell you to ever so gently fuck off……………………..rinse, repeat, and then fuck off just once more for mama.............

I know at times I came off harsh and I know I had some episodes to speak, and again have no regrets. I like quite a few of you and take pride in speaking up in one’s defense; I make no apologies for it.

I never took the fake route out, I never took it easy and stuck my neck out each and every time and I am very pleased I did do so, because win or lose, you know who I am and there were no surprises outta me. Call me what you will, a phony or a hypocrite you cannot. There were no "You're a liar, but I love ya" lines flyin' outta me. I played hard, and fought hard (in every sense of the word) and I was fiercely loyal to those I give a shit about. The mere fact that Trish and I are Final 2 is a testament to that people, as we were blatantly aligned in and out of this game.

If I made a friend outta you, thank you. Sincerely, thank you. I don’t make friends easily nor do I take them lightly if I do call you a friend. I am not exactly popular with this here temper of mine, but I am however real, and some of you took some notice of that and I am grateful. Even if you didn’t always agree with my tactics & how I handles things, some of you actually stepped outside of yourselves and acknowledged that I was always real with it, even at the risk of being tossed out, so that in itself speaks volumes with the kind of people YOU are & who I got to play with Season 2 of this game…………….

My stats on the technical end of this game speak for themselves; I never slacked and won many a comp! I know I was criticized to shut the fuck up more than once when I was “doing well” so to speak and people didn’t come after me, but I just couldn’t, and again make no apologies for it. Am I shocked I was never on the block? LOL I couldn’t be more shocked if I grew a third nipple, but hey, stranger things I am sure will happen in our lives.

Do I deserve to be here? Sure as hell do. Do I deserve to win? Sure as hell do. Here’s the beauty of it all, if I don’t, look who does? My baby girl! So you tell me how this could possibly end badly for me? It cant, it won’t, and for that alone this game for me was not only fantastic, but more than I could have hoped for………………

I made some incredible friends, some real good people came through here, you know who you are. I even got to stick around long enough to end up liking people I didn’t hit it off with at first who in the end became people I sincerely liked, that’s a gain right there on it’s own. Final 4 girls, Baby Boy, need I say more about you guys and what ya mean to me? If I do, shit, email me lata and I will write ya a little somethin’ somethin’, the damn game’s on people!

Ok, so that about does it and wraps it up. Vote away folks and thank you for a fantastic game. Thank you for all the delicious fights ya tossed me here and there and thank you for the actual friendship I got to cultivate outta an online game filled with strangers who I may have never met…………………..shit, that sounded a little soft, was that soft? I may have gone too far there…………..so let me end it with this………

A monkey only whistles when its ass is being violated…………………..

Peace out Heffas
EA

3 comments:

BBHeaven said...

Absolutely Priceless My Love!

TrishyDoll said...

Great speech and perfectly worded as always mama. Love it!!

Evel Girl said...

You crack me up! Great blog! You got me feelin a little evel. Thanks for the smile today :)