Here is the speech I had to give for Final 2:
Hello Heffas
Well, who friggin knew? Me in the damn Final 2?!?!??!?!
Am I gonna go soft now cause ya gotta vote? Nope, sorry, aint that kinda party.
Luckily to some extent, the people who ARE voting weren’t the people that pissed me off or vice versa, unless I did and ya just never had the spine to tell me so. I don’t think that’s the case when I look around at who is in this little circle, but ya neva know!
If I did in fact piss you off, I am not sorry. I am pretty sure whatever the fuck it was, it was well deserved, so no, don’t email mama with the semantics of it all or the boo-hoo of how I may or may not have hurt your feelings, couldn’t care less. If I upset you, everything I did in this game I meant, so I must have meant it folks……………….
To those I KNOW I offended or pissed off who don’t even get to vote, HA HA!
Aaaaaw, bites big donkey dikk don’t it? Couldn’t smile wider if I tried heffas, sweet irony to not even have a voice ya friggin douchebags…………………….if I know I pissed ya off, I especially wanna take this moment, this here sweet tender moment of mine, to tell you to ever so gently fuck off……………………..rinse, repeat, and then fuck off just once more for mama.............
I know at times I came off harsh and I know I had some episodes to speak, and again have no regrets. I like quite a few of you and take pride in speaking up in one’s defense; I make no apologies for it.
I never took the fake route out, I never took it easy and stuck my neck out each and every time and I am very pleased I did do so, because win or lose, you know who I am and there were no surprises outta me. Call me what you will, a phony or a hypocrite you cannot. There were no "You're a liar, but I love ya" lines flyin' outta me. I played hard, and fought hard (in every sense of the word) and I was fiercely loyal to those I give a shit about. The mere fact that Trish and I are Final 2 is a testament to that people, as we were blatantly aligned in and out of this game.
If I made a friend outta you, thank you. Sincerely, thank you. I don’t make friends easily nor do I take them lightly if I do call you a friend. I am not exactly popular with this here temper of mine, but I am however real, and some of you took some notice of that and I am grateful. Even if you didn’t always agree with my tactics & how I handles things, some of you actually stepped outside of yourselves and acknowledged that I was always real with it, even at the risk of being tossed out, so that in itself speaks volumes with the kind of people YOU are & who I got to play with Season 2 of this game…………….
My stats on the technical end of this game speak for themselves; I never slacked and won many a comp! I know I was criticized to shut the fuck up more than once when I was “doing well” so to speak and people didn’t come after me, but I just couldn’t, and again make no apologies for it. Am I shocked I was never on the block? LOL I couldn’t be more shocked if I grew a third nipple, but hey, stranger things I am sure will happen in our lives.
Do I deserve to be here? Sure as hell do. Do I deserve to win? Sure as hell do. Here’s the beauty of it all, if I don’t, look who does? My baby girl! So you tell me how this could possibly end badly for me? It cant, it won’t, and for that alone this game for me was not only fantastic, but more than I could have hoped for………………
I made some incredible friends, some real good people came through here, you know who you are. I even got to stick around long enough to end up liking people I didn’t hit it off with at first who in the end became people I sincerely liked, that’s a gain right there on it’s own. Final 4 girls, Baby Boy, need I say more about you guys and what ya mean to me? If I do, shit, email me lata and I will write ya a little somethin’ somethin’, the damn game’s on people!
Ok, so that about does it and wraps it up. Vote away folks and thank you for a fantastic game. Thank you for all the delicious fights ya tossed me here and there and thank you for the actual friendship I got to cultivate outta an online game filled with strangers who I may have never met…………………..shit, that sounded a little soft, was that soft? I may have gone too far there…………..so let me end it with this………
A monkey only whistles when its ass is being violated…………………..
Peace out Heffas
EA
Monday, January 21, 2008
Best Woman Won :-)
CONGRATS TO MY MAMA TRISH!!!!!
My girl beat me in a 4-3 vote and took the 1st place as BBFANTASY GAME SEASON 2's WINNER!!!!! YEAH YA DO!!!!!!
Lets face it folks, she deserved this win over me, she was so dedicated to this game! She stuck her neck out, made moves that would make ya blush, and hauled ass!!!! Between the 2 of us we won more HOH & Veto comps than you can count, so mama is grinnin' from ear to ear to watch someone who deserved it win...........
To anyone who thinks I didn't deserve it, seriously, my left one is here for you to suck on. I never claimed I didn't deserve it, I sure as hell did, but not over my girl no, being honest with myself. She put more into it than I did, but I make no apologies for that, I did a hell of a job in this game kickin ass in comps and making it to every single event there was. No I didnt do the day to day chit chat as frequently, I got a sick father to tend to, and thats where my priorities lie folks, I am good with that. But I cant count the times I would have to walk home, sometimes almost an hour walk, to make it to the HOH comp that night, so I did a hell of a job putting in the dedication this game requires and juggling my personal life & responsibilities.............so yeah, I deserved it heffas, just not over my incredible opponent :-)
Don't be mad she got ya, don't be bitter, it's ok, suck on a Jello Puddin' Pop people, go make yaselves feel better. Stings that she won huh??? LOL Oh it's delicious, watching people cry "she was a puppetmaster, it's not fair". Wasnt she though? Didnt she just kill ya????? If ya had strings attached to ya joints, blame yaself cause all she did was play a BRILLIANT game, nobody put guns to ya heads, you went along with plans when it benefitted you and cried when it no longer did. Oh, so sad, let's all read from the book of Psalm, a spiritual hymn perhaps to soothe the soul................somebody get Jameka on the line, we need an amen.........
Then I hear the cries of anguish that her and I were Final 2. HA! Whose fault is that??? I told people to fuck off left and right, went on tirades for hours at a time some nights, did anyone ever place my loud mouth ass on the block? Nope, flew right under the radar.........oh this has to hurt..............
To make it even better, everyone knew she & I were alligned and thick as thieves from day friggin ONE! DAY ONE! We made no bones about it, declared it and strutted like peacocks over it every chance we got............ouch, I know I know.........get the Band-Aids and some ointment, it'll be ok.........
Oh and the mail, the hate mail to be specific, oh how it flows in. Funny, none of ya douchebags have the balls to post in HERE though, all hidin' behind ya daddy's left leg, but that's ok. I will post the juicier ones soon for everyone to enjoy.
I just had to get this off my chest first, but I didnt forget about ya :-)
For those that wanted my speech, it will be posted rght after this, just separately so this friggin post aint a mile long.
EA
My girl beat me in a 4-3 vote and took the 1st place as BBFANTASY GAME SEASON 2's WINNER!!!!! YEAH YA DO!!!!!!
Lets face it folks, she deserved this win over me, she was so dedicated to this game! She stuck her neck out, made moves that would make ya blush, and hauled ass!!!! Between the 2 of us we won more HOH & Veto comps than you can count, so mama is grinnin' from ear to ear to watch someone who deserved it win...........
To anyone who thinks I didn't deserve it, seriously, my left one is here for you to suck on. I never claimed I didn't deserve it, I sure as hell did, but not over my girl no, being honest with myself. She put more into it than I did, but I make no apologies for that, I did a hell of a job in this game kickin ass in comps and making it to every single event there was. No I didnt do the day to day chit chat as frequently, I got a sick father to tend to, and thats where my priorities lie folks, I am good with that. But I cant count the times I would have to walk home, sometimes almost an hour walk, to make it to the HOH comp that night, so I did a hell of a job putting in the dedication this game requires and juggling my personal life & responsibilities.............so yeah, I deserved it heffas, just not over my incredible opponent :-)
Don't be mad she got ya, don't be bitter, it's ok, suck on a Jello Puddin' Pop people, go make yaselves feel better. Stings that she won huh??? LOL Oh it's delicious, watching people cry "she was a puppetmaster, it's not fair". Wasnt she though? Didnt she just kill ya????? If ya had strings attached to ya joints, blame yaself cause all she did was play a BRILLIANT game, nobody put guns to ya heads, you went along with plans when it benefitted you and cried when it no longer did. Oh, so sad, let's all read from the book of Psalm, a spiritual hymn perhaps to soothe the soul................somebody get Jameka on the line, we need an amen.........
Then I hear the cries of anguish that her and I were Final 2. HA! Whose fault is that??? I told people to fuck off left and right, went on tirades for hours at a time some nights, did anyone ever place my loud mouth ass on the block? Nope, flew right under the radar.........oh this has to hurt..............
To make it even better, everyone knew she & I were alligned and thick as thieves from day friggin ONE! DAY ONE! We made no bones about it, declared it and strutted like peacocks over it every chance we got............ouch, I know I know.........get the Band-Aids and some ointment, it'll be ok.........
Oh and the mail, the hate mail to be specific, oh how it flows in. Funny, none of ya douchebags have the balls to post in HERE though, all hidin' behind ya daddy's left leg, but that's ok. I will post the juicier ones soon for everyone to enjoy.
I just had to get this off my chest first, but I didnt forget about ya :-)
For those that wanted my speech, it will be posted rght after this, just separately so this friggin post aint a mile long.
EA
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
And The Hate Mail Begins.........
Hello hello!
Well, I knew it was bound to happen, but not so soon I must admit. I haven't even begun expressing my thoughts mind you, and already I have people loathing me, Christmas has been extended for me apparently, this is delicious.....................
I got this particular doozy 2 nights ago:
"I hope you know that there's nothing great about idolizing an asshole like EvelDick, and the fact that you actually dont mind being described as his female counterpart shows me what kind of person you are! That man is a lude, crude and disgusting human being, so what does that make you? That's right, his counterpart! I hope your proud of yourself, because if your half as bad as he is, who in their right mind is going to want to read your blogs?"
Well my dear, apparently YOU will want to read my blogs, as you have. Oh and let's see, the millions and millions of people who adore the man perhaps might pop in. You know, as he was the winner and all ........................
I do love him so...................he is my mentor. Him and Karen Walker let's not forget, from Will & Grace. My little Anastasia Beaverhausen! She's lovely, isn't she? I'm getting there folks, I am so getting there, and these little emails put a smile on my face like no other, so keep 'em coming......
What did I fukkin' say from the get go people? This aint the joint to hold hands and proclaim that we are in fact the world................we aren't, nor are we the friggin' children, so simma down. If you want nice, go to the myriads of other sites regarding Big Brother, like my ladies at BBHeaven, BBDish, TrishyDoll, Jenny & Sherry, those ladies are divine...............me, well, I am as well, for a completely different set of reasons granted :-)
Now, with that said, I beg of you to defer to my 1st post, where I outline the gist of it all and what I am like. Aaawww, I don't gove you that soft warm and fuzzy feeling, is that it? Well shoot, perhaps if ya shit ya pants, you can achieve that feeling by passing on the Pepto...............
In the meantime, if ya come here, this is what you will get folks, plain and simple. And the beauty of it all is chances are the people that will loathe me most are the ones that will frequent this blog consistently, ain't that a bitch???? You need a reason to rave about how terrible I am, and how will one do that without reading up, I know how it works, so bon appetit..............
Oh and uh, by the way...............................it's only gonna get worse, so pull up a fukkin' chair assholes, mama has plenty to keep ya busy hating me :-)
EvelAlida
Well, I knew it was bound to happen, but not so soon I must admit. I haven't even begun expressing my thoughts mind you, and already I have people loathing me, Christmas has been extended for me apparently, this is delicious.....................
I got this particular doozy 2 nights ago:
"I hope you know that there's nothing great about idolizing an asshole like EvelDick, and the fact that you actually dont mind being described as his female counterpart shows me what kind of person you are! That man is a lude, crude and disgusting human being, so what does that make you? That's right, his counterpart! I hope your proud of yourself, because if your half as bad as he is, who in their right mind is going to want to read your blogs?"
Well my dear, apparently YOU will want to read my blogs, as you have. Oh and let's see, the millions and millions of people who adore the man perhaps might pop in. You know, as he was the winner and all ........................
I do love him so...................he is my mentor. Him and Karen Walker let's not forget, from Will & Grace. My little Anastasia Beaverhausen! She's lovely, isn't she? I'm getting there folks, I am so getting there, and these little emails put a smile on my face like no other, so keep 'em coming......
What did I fukkin' say from the get go people? This aint the joint to hold hands and proclaim that we are in fact the world................we aren't, nor are we the friggin' children, so simma down. If you want nice, go to the myriads of other sites regarding Big Brother, like my ladies at BBHeaven, BBDish, TrishyDoll, Jenny & Sherry, those ladies are divine...............me, well, I am as well, for a completely different set of reasons granted :-)
Now, with that said, I beg of you to defer to my 1st post, where I outline the gist of it all and what I am like. Aaawww, I don't gove you that soft warm and fuzzy feeling, is that it? Well shoot, perhaps if ya shit ya pants, you can achieve that feeling by passing on the Pepto...............
In the meantime, if ya come here, this is what you will get folks, plain and simple. And the beauty of it all is chances are the people that will loathe me most are the ones that will frequent this blog consistently, ain't that a bitch???? You need a reason to rave about how terrible I am, and how will one do that without reading up, I know how it works, so bon appetit..............
Oh and uh, by the way...............................it's only gonna get worse, so pull up a fukkin' chair assholes, mama has plenty to keep ya busy hating me :-)
EvelAlida
Monday, January 7, 2008
We Warned You
You're here? You sure you meant to come here? You sure now? This ain't no cutesy, feel-good, why cant we all just get along joint so think it over.........................
There will be no singing of Cumbaya, there will be no "oh isn't she lovely? I especially like that blouse on her" bullshit, there will be no sugar coating whatsoever. If you're good with that, stay tuned cats...........................
BB9 starting up soon and here's prayin' these heffas are half as interestin' as the last batch were. My personal hero & role model as you know, ED, well really now, is there a chance in hell there will be another him? No, ain't' happenin', nobody's cut from that cloth, but one can wish for an 1/8th of that honesty to come through the tube this season....................people thought it was a slam to me to tag me as the "female version of him", ha! I ain't that good yet, it's coming with age though, and the older I get, the more friends I lose, it's refreshing really..................
Can we get another Whaaaamber in the joint? Oh most likely, we know there's typically a resident cryin' bitch who just cant' help but turn on the waterworks when it suits them. THAT I am NOT looking forward to, last season there were too many times I wanted to reach through my screen to cut that woman....................God Bless her God, amen........................
Can we get another Jameka??? Oh yeah, ya know it. What's the house without a good Christian? We learned it's fun last season, so there's a great chance of "He Who Walks On Water" to join us, sprinkle a few proverbs here and there, maybe christen an iguana or two, pray for all our sins, you know the drill......................let us pray....................
Then of course we need another slab of Man Meat to look at, that's always a given. The muscles we've come to know and love and all................oh wait, let's not forget there is sure to be a Silicone Slut occupying a bed now, can't forget Sweet Tits, always a token one of those too..........
Are we getting a homo this season? Man, I hope we get a homo. I am a big fan of the homo, so I need someone to pitch to me here people, preferably a woman that looks stunningly like Shakira, belly dance and all.........................9 outta 10 times gals who kiss gals get the likes of Nakomis to look at, eeeeeeessssshhhhh! These cats are tryin' to put them on pecker permanently............................
Ah well, I got lots of hopes for this season, we'll see. In the meantime, feel free to tell me how "wrong" I am, or how I shouldn't "use certain words", yeah I know I know, got it folks, but remember, you came to me. Here's my disclaimer:
"People suck, I don't like people. If it weren't for the fact that now and then a sista needs a little somethin', I would go without. I got friends, the ones that stuck around and appreciate me in my evel glory work for me, so nope, don't have a burnin' desire to make new ones, carry on."
EvelAlida (EA)
There will be no singing of Cumbaya, there will be no "oh isn't she lovely? I especially like that blouse on her" bullshit, there will be no sugar coating whatsoever. If you're good with that, stay tuned cats...........................
BB9 starting up soon and here's prayin' these heffas are half as interestin' as the last batch were. My personal hero & role model as you know, ED, well really now, is there a chance in hell there will be another him? No, ain't' happenin', nobody's cut from that cloth, but one can wish for an 1/8th of that honesty to come through the tube this season....................people thought it was a slam to me to tag me as the "female version of him", ha! I ain't that good yet, it's coming with age though, and the older I get, the more friends I lose, it's refreshing really..................
Can we get another Whaaaamber in the joint? Oh most likely, we know there's typically a resident cryin' bitch who just cant' help but turn on the waterworks when it suits them. THAT I am NOT looking forward to, last season there were too many times I wanted to reach through my screen to cut that woman....................God Bless her God, amen........................
Can we get another Jameka??? Oh yeah, ya know it. What's the house without a good Christian? We learned it's fun last season, so there's a great chance of "He Who Walks On Water" to join us, sprinkle a few proverbs here and there, maybe christen an iguana or two, pray for all our sins, you know the drill......................let us pray....................
Then of course we need another slab of Man Meat to look at, that's always a given. The muscles we've come to know and love and all................oh wait, let's not forget there is sure to be a Silicone Slut occupying a bed now, can't forget Sweet Tits, always a token one of those too..........
Are we getting a homo this season? Man, I hope we get a homo. I am a big fan of the homo, so I need someone to pitch to me here people, preferably a woman that looks stunningly like Shakira, belly dance and all.........................9 outta 10 times gals who kiss gals get the likes of Nakomis to look at, eeeeeeessssshhhhh! These cats are tryin' to put them on pecker permanently............................
Ah well, I got lots of hopes for this season, we'll see. In the meantime, feel free to tell me how "wrong" I am, or how I shouldn't "use certain words", yeah I know I know, got it folks, but remember, you came to me. Here's my disclaimer:
"People suck, I don't like people. If it weren't for the fact that now and then a sista needs a little somethin', I would go without. I got friends, the ones that stuck around and appreciate me in my evel glory work for me, so nope, don't have a burnin' desire to make new ones, carry on."
EvelAlida (EA)
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